15 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 23… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

I finished the second cut on potential magazine markets for essays yesterday. I found a total of 80 potential magazines. On Monday I’ll go through do a further cut, eliminating most of the magazines that pay on publication instead of on acceptance. I really can’t afford to wait on a check for 10 months.

Today I’m getting close to finishing Ted Schwarz’s book on writing biographies. It’s a good book, but I’m finding I’m skimming more than I’m reading. I see that as a good sign because most of what Ted is talking about is solid journalism, a skill set I already possess.

Butt… Chair… Write…

15 April 2007

RED… WHITE… AND BLEW…

1823 by Jeff Hess

Make sure you click through and read the comments.

15 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Debtors Search for Discipline via Blogs.

15 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

LT Carl Goforth: This is the backside of the hospital, and is our casualty receiving area. The vehicles that come barreling down this alley are as varied as the patients. Everything from Bradleys and Strykers to Iraqi Coalition vehicles and MIA1 Abrahams. Two days ago we added massive concrete barriers between the passageway and our receiving area. Don’t you…

15 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat Embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

And the other person says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them “No, I’m a little busy right now!”

Then I hear the person say nervously, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”

15 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

Bold writers have the same relationship to readers that a juggler has to his crowd. When they seem about to catch an errant machete by the blade, their readers stay glued to the page. p. 127

14 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 22… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

I’ve gone back now and begun a second winnowing of my list potential magazine markets. This second pass eliminates those publications that don’t accept the first-person essay. In the Consumer Magazines category, Writer’s Market online list 216 publications that accept essays and pay intermediate-and-up fees.

The final ten magazines on my short list to investigate are now:

The Iowan, The Missouri Review, The Reporter, The Three Penny Review, Timeline, Tin House, Washington Monthly, Watercolor, Weber Studies and Wine Enthusiast Magazine.

Butt… Chair… Write…

14 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is An Interactive Map of Charles Dickens’ London.

14 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

14 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

Lawrence Block spent a long apprenticeship producing hack fiction. Too long. After he wrote a mainstream novel in the early 1960s, a Random House editor suggested some changes. This made Block angry. He withdrew the manuscript and went back to writing pot boilers.

It took Block years to realize the real reason he hadn”t responded to this editor”s suggestions was fear that he couldn”t pull the project off. As he finally concluded, his anger at her “was simply a smokescreen I had thrown up to conceal my fear from myself.”

I would be another fourteen years before Lawrence Block started writing the Matt Scudder mysteries that won him critical acclaim and devoted readers. “Fear is the mind killer,” he concluded, “an unacknowledged fear is the worst kind.” p. 93

Of all the passages in this book, this one struck me the hardest. I have an intense connection to Block. It was reading one chapter a day of his Telling Lies For Fun And Profit and Spider, Spin Me A web that got me through writing Cold Silence.

And now I’ve discovered two additional connections. First, his concluding statement here is eerily similar to a quote I have always kept at my writer’s desk. It’s from Frank Herbert’s Dune.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone will be nothing. Only I will remain. — The Bene Gesserit Litany against Fear.

And second, his experience with fear and rewrite awakened me like a dunking in ice water.

Two years ago an agent asked me to re-write Cold Silence as a literary novel, rather than a thriller. I didn’t do it. For the same reason.

I’ve moved one of my current projects onto the back burner so that I could make a pass at rewriting CS. (Of course, before I do it I’ll check with the agent to see if she’s still interested.)

13 April 2007

THE JAMES GANG, WALK AWAY…

2359 by Jeff Hess

13 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 21… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

I’ve gone back now and begun a second winnowing of my list potential magazine markets. This second pass eliminates those publications that don’t accept the first-person essay. In the Consumer Magazines category, Writer’s Market online list 216 publications that accept essays and pay intermediate-and-up fees.

The next ten magazines on my short list to investigate are now:

Shambhala Sun, Shepherd Express, Smoke, Symphony, T’ai Chi, Take One, Texas Monthly, The Atlantic Monthly, The Bear Deluxe Magazine and The Guide.

Butt… Chair… Write…

13 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Dlog is a new document visualization system.

13 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

CAPT Doug Traversa: Hamid swung by the hut today to get me for lunch after he had hitched a ride back to Phoenix. I was just finishing up some writing, so I had him come in. “Remember our conversation about the Snicker”s bar yesterday?” (Drew and I had spent a great deal of effort trying to figure out what Hamid”s favorite candy bar was). “Yes,” he…

13 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, “What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?”

He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.” To stress his point he said to another guest; “You’re a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?”

Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, “You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began…)

“Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can’t make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental…

You want to know what I make?” (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)

“I make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them criticize.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them to write and then I make them write.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in math.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know in English while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

I make my students stand to say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag , because we live in the United States of America.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.”

(Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)

“Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. ..

You want to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. What do you make?”

13 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

“There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands” necks. Anything can happen.” -Raymond Carver. p. 126

12 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 20… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

I’ve gone back now and begun a second winnowing of my list potential magazine markets. This second pass eliminates those publications that don’t accept the first-person essay. In the Consumer Magazines category, Writer’s Market online list 216 publications that accept essays and pay intermediate-and-up fees.

The next ten magazines on my short list to investigate are now:

Pakin Treger, Parent:Wise Austin, Ploughshares, Prism, Proceedings, Quarterly West, Reason, Rue Morgue, Science And Spirituality and Seattle Magazine.

Butt… Chair… Write…

12 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is William Gurstelle’s trebuchet on TV.

12 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

Teflon Don: I am a shameless romantic, a slightly better than average student of history, and there is a current of idealism under my skin that has not yet been dulled by reality. Sometimes these qualities come together and leave me thinking to myself of times long gone, and stories all but forgotten. Lately I’ve been thinking of the paradoxical…

12 April 2007

KURT VONNEGUT, DEAD AT 84…

0828 by Jeff Hess


In 1998, Vonnegut returned to the bomb shelter in Dresden

I just went to my book shelf to check: I own eight of Kurt Vonnegut’s 14 novels: spanning from the the 1952 Utopia 14, later published as Player Piano, to the 1997 Time Quake. I also own Venus On The Half-Shell, a novel written by Phillip Jose Farmer as Vonnegut’s fictional Kilgore Trout. Vonnegut died yesterday. One of our greats is gone.

My dad started me on Vonnegut when I was 13 or 14 with his early science fiction novels: the aforementioned Player Piano, The Sirens of Titan, Mother Night, Cat’s Cradle and God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater. I didn’t get around to reading the one book everyone knows him for — Slaughterhouse Five — until much later.

I devoured Vonnegut because his novels said important things; not that I understood what they were or why they were important, but I just knew that they were. For a budding pseudo-intellectual and wannabe writer, that was, in of itself, important.

In a world where Socialism and Communism have long since passed out of favor, Vonnegut remained a champion of America’s Populist Socialist Eugene Debs. Whenever I find myself slipping into thinking that Capitalism is a good thing, I think of Vonnegut and Debs.

The politics I absorbed from Vonnegut informed my own opinions on Wal-Mart and are greatly responsible for my own writing on that Bentonvile Behemoth. Knowing that Vonnegut would never shop at Wal-Mart keeps me writing.

Vonnegut didn’t write a lot. By today’s standards, 14 novels — and not very long novels at that — across 50 years seems unproductive for a writer of Vonnegut’s skill and sight. But Mark Twain, to whom Vonnegut was often compared, only published a few more than Vonnegut, and his place in American literature is well secure.

So is Kurt Vonnegut’s

Ting-A-Ling!

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