13 March 2008

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Midrash and Literature edited by Geoffrey H. Hartman and Sanford Budick.

Decoupage: French decoupage, literally, act of cutting out, from Middle French, from decouper to cut out, from de- + couper to cut- more at COPE [170]

13 March 2008

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 121

0230 by Jeff Hess

13 March 2008

TIME POWER: TODAY…

0001 by Jeff Hess

Today, as I go about my tasks, I’ll think about: People often confuse urgent trivialities with vital events. p. 15

12 March 2008

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2030 by Jeff Hess

Here in the United States we fought a bloody war, primarily over the issue of whether or not a minority population, with its own traditions, might be allowed to secede from the larger governmental union. So I imagine it must seem strange to other nations when we support such divisions in places like southeastern Europe.

Would we support such a division in southeaster Asia?

From The Toronto Star:

For decades the Karen people, the largest ethnic minority in Burma, have been fighting for independence. During that time, they have been subjected to brutal violence by Burmese soldiers.

Thousands have fled into the jungle and as many as 140,000 have relocated to nine refugee camps on the Thai-Burmese border. Many were born and spent their entire lives in the camps.

The total Karen population is estimated at 6 million to 7 million in Burma and about 400,000 in Thailand, according to karenpeople.org. Their roots are primarily in Karen State, an area of Burma demarcated into seven townships by the government, according to Human Rights Watch.

In 2006, in recognition of World Refugee Day, Ottawa started relocating about 800 Karen to Canada. In Toronto, community organizations have banded together to ease their transition. Continue Reading »

12 March 2008

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1430 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is “Today There is No Egg Roll.”

12 March 2008

REPUBLICANS HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO RUN AGAINST CLINTON…

1419 by Jeff Hess

In 2000 I cast my primary vote for John McCain because I knew my candidate, Al Gore, had a lock on the Democratic nomination. When it looked like Obama might have a lock on the the nomination before the Ohio primary, I considered again crossing over and voting for someone other than McCain. I didn’t make a difference.

But Republicans, with the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter egging them on are crossing over in mass to vote for the presidential candidate they’ve always thought they could trash in November: Hillary Clinton.

From The Jed Report:

Now that John McCain has won the GOP nomination, Republicans are voting in the Democratic primary in increasing numbers, hoping to pick their opponent for the November election, or at least cause more turmoil in our already divisive nomination battle.

Their choice? Hillary Clinton.

Yesterday, in the Mississippi primary, 24% of Hillary Clinton’s support came from Republicans. Unlike the Republican support generated by Barack Obama, according to exit polling data, Clinton’s Republican support appears to be part of the explicit plan promoted by radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh to wreak havoc upon the Democratic Party by voting for Hillary Clinton.

I’m thinking it’s too little too late, but until after Pennsylvania we won’t know for sure.

Do you think the Republicans can sink Obama by voting for Clinton?

12 March 2008

GOOD NIGHT MYANMAR…

1230 by Jeff Hess

12 March 2008

WAL-MART WEDNESDAY…

1000 by Jeff Hess

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.

HEY JONATHAN… DID YOU GET YOURS…? Most Americans don”t have emergency supplies in their homes beyond maybe a flashlight (with dead batteries) and does anyone even remember transistor radios? But we never know when society will go south; remember the Y2K panic and people burying busses? Keep reading…

WALTONS VOTE SELVES AN 8 PERCENT RAISE… Money is tight. The costs of private jets, paintings and private clubs are all going up. What is an obscenely rich billionaire to do? Give themselves a raise of course. And that”s just what the Walton family did yesterday, voting themselves a $1.5 Billion bump for 2008. Keep reading…

LOVE RAISES…? HOW ABOUT 60 PERCENT…? Yesterday I noted that the Waltons had voted themselves a $1.5 billion raise for 2008 and a comparison was made to congressional raises. This morning we have evidence that Wal-Mart loves raises in Washington too. Keep reading…

WAL-MART AND FOREIGN LABOR PRACTICES… Keep watching…

AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring SanjayaRocks09. Keep reading…

A BRIEF EDITORIAL COMMENT… Readers know how I go on about the importance of the conversation. Well, over the past two months I”ve fallen down on that job. This morning I”ve invested some five hours in going back to late December to answer all the comments left on my posts. Keep reading…

WHO”S BLOWING SMOKE UP WHOSE WHAT…? Warren Brown is an automotive writer for the Washington Post. Normally he”s busy dealing with the smoke issuing from the tailpipe of a car or truck, but this morning he attempts to blow a little smoke of a different kind. Keep reading…

ANOTHER MONSTER IN THE NEWS… Hat tip to Wal-Mart Watch. Keep watching…

WAL-MART”S BAD SEED…? At what point will the government step in and just declare Wal-Mart a Superfund site and have done with it? Pet food, toys, sandals, meat, the very air inside the store and now bird seed? Maybe Wal-Mart should sell hazmat suits along with the disaster supplies. Keep reading…

CLOSER TO TRUTH THAN YOU MIGHT LIKE… Humor is a funny thing. Often in the exaggeration or down right fabrication necessary to get the laugh, the comic actually goes beyond what is true to some higher level. That”s what has happened with blogger Todd at Democrat=Socialist. Keep reading…

WAL-MART IN CHILE TALKS… Wal-Mart has entered talks to acquire Santiago, Chile, based Distribucion y Servicio D&S SA. On the surface this looks like yet another expansion move for Wal-Mart in South America, but Chile has a strong socialist past. Remember our own 1973 CIA coup there? Keep reading…

CHILEAN COMPANY DENIES WAL-MART TALKS… Apparently in Chile talking to Wal-Mart is akin to taking your mistress to Mass. Yesterday I posted about a Chilean newspaper report that Wal-Mart was talking with grocer D&S. The company denies that any talks have occurred. Keep reading…

12 March 2008

SOCRATES CAFÉ: THE MORNING AFTER…

0855 by Jeff Hess

Last evening seven of us gathered at the Phoenix Coffee House on Mayfield Road in South Euclid. We discussed: “Do the words it and thing cripple our language and hinder our conversations?” As usual, the discussion ranged widely, but focused, I think, on four major points concerning the way individual deploy the two words.

We talked a great deal about when such shorthand was deliberate and intended to avoid some conversations, when it was a matter of familiarity, when it was conversational laziness and finally when it reflects ignorance and a need to fill dead air.

We also added stuff to our list of words used in this context.

For those curious about what other questions have been suggested, but not yet discussed, here is a list of those from recent gatherings:

Why celebrate holidays?

Why are human beings so incapable of extrapolation?

Are we one nation under educated?

When is conflict appropriate?

What will bring about the doom of humankind?

How would you change our electoral process?

Should the era of labor unions come to an end?

Where do we draw a line between economic chauvinism and enlightened capitalism?

What is the best way of allocating scarce organs from donors?

You may also learn more here.

Our next gathering will be Tuesday, 8 April, at the Phoenix Coffee House on the northwest corner of Green and Mayfield roads in South Euclid. Please join us.

12 March 2008

FROM MY DAD… THE ST. PATRICK’S DAY EDITION…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning Irish chuckle I present: From My Dad.

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.”

“Oh yeah?” said Charlie, “And how did this one end?”

“When it was over,” Mike replied, “She came to me on her hands and knees.

“Really,” said Charles, “Now that’s a switch! What did she say?”

She said, “Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.”

12 March 2008

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

0430 by Jeff Hess

The 800-pound tiger in Southeast Asia is China and there is not a nation in the region that is not aware of how the most populous nation on the planet effects every aspect of their day-to-day existence. Myanmar, by virtue of sharing a border with China feels China’s presence more than most. And the people don’t like it.

From Reuters:

Few people can claim justifiably to understand the relationship between Myanmar’s secretive military rulers and China, their key trading partner, arms supplier and diplomatic ally.

But if the man on the street in Mandalay is anything to go by, it will be one ranging from mistrust to resentment to outright loathing, suggesting Beijing’s much-vaunted “influence” over its pariah neighbor may be smaller than imagined.

Even though the former Burma’s second city is one of the few places where the economy appears to be going somewhere, thanks mainly to Chinese capital and enterprise, most locals feel they are on the wrong side of a deeply exploitative equation.

“The Chinese give us plastic, and they take our teak and gems,” one senior Buddhist monk in Sagaing, a town 20 km (12 miles) west of Mandalay, told Reuters. “They give us one thing, but then take two.” Continue Reading »

12 March 2008

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Midrash and Literature edited by Geoffrey H. Hartman and Sanford Budick.

Cryptomnesia: (From “cryptonym,” secret name?) [13]

12 March 2008

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 120

0230 by Jeff Hess

12 March 2008

TIME POWER: TODAY…

0001 by Jeff Hess

Today, as I go about my tasks, I’ll think about: identifying priorities: A signifies vital; B signifies important; C means of some value; and D means a complete waste of time. p. 14

11 March 2008

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2030 by Jeff Hess

Blogger Jeg at The Art Of Patience Free Burma thinks that the most recent visit by a United States envoy (the 35th in 17 years) demonstrates the impotency of the UN. Ibrahim Gambari has once again left Myanmar empty handed. Why? Because, Jeg, points out: China can wield a veto on any real action the Security Council might take.

Dear Friend,

We typically use this email list to distribute calls for action on how you can help the world’s only imprisoned Nobel Peace Prize recipient Aung San Suu Kyi and the people of Burma.

However, many of you have been asking us what happened in Burma over the past weekend, so we wanted to send a special note.

Aung San Suu Kyi was seen in public when the United Nations Secretary General’s envoy to Burma, Ibrahim Gambari, traveled to Burma.

His trip was the 35th trip by a UN envoy to Burma since 1990, but his mission was the same: to convince Burma’s generals to participate in peaceful negotiations with Aung San Suu Kyi and Burma’s ethnic groups. In one form or another, 31 consecutive UN resolutions have called for these “talks” to start for nearly two decades. The goal of the “talks” is to create a framework for a transition to democracy.

Like previous trips by UN envoys, the military regime rejected all the UN proposals. The UN trip failed.

Frankly, we expected this to happen. We have watched how the military regime defies the UN at every turn for quite some time, and this trip was no different. Continue Reading »

11 March 2008

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1430 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Mythbusting Canadian Health Care.

11 March 2008

GOOD NIGHT MYANMAR…

1230 by Jeff Hess

11 March 2008

ANSWERING THE RUNNING MATE QUESTION…

1210 by Jeff Hess


This morning Molly and I had a discussion over coffee about why Obama was telling voters in Mississippi: I don’t want anybody here thinking that ‘Somehow maybe I can get both”‘ by nominating Clinton as president and assuming he would be her running mate. “You have to make a choice in this election,” he said. Jack Ohman says it better than I did.

11 March 2008

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

It’s winter in Ohio
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Ohio
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Ohio
‘Cause I’m frozen to the ground

11 March 2008

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

0430 by Jeff Hess

In the old Soviet Union there was a robust and biting thread of anti-government humor that sprang up after the initial glow was off the People’s Revolution. That political humor tradition continues in Myanmar where military dictators act as if they owned the country and the people are simply bricks in the palace walls.

From San Oo Aung’s Weblog:

Cows in Politics Explained.

Some are mine but I got the original idea from here:

Myanmar under successive military governments: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk with high price. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

Burma under U Nu: You have two cows. U Nu prohibited slaughtering of cows. They were sold as, “Toe Toe Thars”, by smugglers. (Toe Toe means harsh harsh, quietly, secretly. Thars means meat.)

Burma under General Ne Win: You have two cows. Ne Win”s BSPP government seizes both and provides you with small amount of diluted milk which is a little bit spoilt.

Burma under General Saw Maung”s SLORC: You have two cows. Military government took both, promised to give back after enquiry (election) but was deposed in a coup to prevent fulfilling his promise. Continue Reading »

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