It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.
IT”S BEND-OVER DAY AT WAL-MART… While Marketplace Morning Report let listeners know this morning that this is Wal-Mart”s first Associate Celebration Day, readers of The Writing On The Wal, via Stockboy, know that the real story is that Wal-Mart figured out a way to cut bonuses. Keep reading…
CHRIS FARRELL LIKES WAL-MART BANKING… Chris Farrell, the economics correspondent for American Public Media”s Marketplace, likes the idea of Wal-Mart opening it”s own bank branches around the country. Marketplace Morning Report host Scott Jagow asked Farrel this morning: Keep reading…
$100 REWARD… There”s a crisp new Benjamin Franklin Hamilton waiting for the first sharp eyed The Writing On The Wal reader who can spot either the words Yes or No in this exchange between CNN senior writer Parija B. Kavilanz and Wal-Mart spokesperson Robert Traynhman. Keep reading…
IT SMELLS LIKE… WAL-MART… As a college freshman, Hanna Ricketson headed to Wal-Mart when she got homesick. She was comforted by the familiarity of the store – the $5.50 movie bin that rarely holds anything worth watching and the giant wire tower of bouncy balls… Keep reading…
ONE OF THOSE INTERCEPTED PHONE CALLS… My apologies to Someone in USA. I asked last week if I could cross-post this and then I let it slip through the crack. In case any of our readers has wondered what was on those intercepted double-top secret-phone calls, our own Deep Throat has the scoop. Keep reading…
WAL-MART ABANDONS LOW PRICES… No. Wal-Mart is not about to reverse gravity and send Smiley soaring to the ceiling. Instead Wal-Mart has decided to abandon its silly attempt to trademark the phrase: Everyday Low Prices. In July of 2005, Wal-Mart applied for a U.S. trademark on the ubiquitous phrase. Keep reading…
AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring makemagazine. Keep reading…
ARE THERE ANY SMALL-TOWN BANKS LEFT…? In recent month I”ve written a great deal about Wal-Mart”s attempted foray into banking. My opposition has never been to competition in banking per se, only that I”ve never trusted Wal-Mart to do anything more than crush all competition in the market. Keep reading…
CHINA”S UNION… NOW WHAT…? John Ruwitch asks the question of the All-China Federation of Trade Unions penetration of Wal-Mart”s stores in that country.Ruwitch writes, labor experts wonder if – and how – the union will leverage its foothold and newfound clout nationwide. Keep reading…
TV ALERT…! LEE SCOTT ON FAUX NEWS… Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott will sit in front of the camera tomorrow afternoon – Tuesday, 27 March at 4 p.m. EDT – on the Faux News program Your World With Neil Cavuto. Wal-Mart is faced with a media feeding frenzy over the container-inspection campaign. Keep reading…
A CHILLING REPORT… That”s the term that Andrew Sullivan uses to describe the New Yorker article on Wal-Mart. Sullivan was particularly taken the flackish runaround given writer Jeffrey Goldberg”s attempts to interview the now infamous Latoya Machato. Keep reading…
REMEMBER THE POISONED PET FOOD…? Last week Jonathan remarked in regards the poisoned dog and cat foods: Of course, we all know how well that sales restriction thingy worked out for those Nazi t-shirts. Yes, Jonathan, we do, and so did one lady in Beufort, South Carolina. Keep reading…
WAL-MART TO NEW YORK: FUGEDDABOUDIT… That”s the lede in this morning”s New York Times for a story reporting on a sit-down by its editors and reporters with Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott. Scott told the journalists: I don”t care if we are ever here… I don”t think it”s worth the effort. Keep reading…