4 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

“The great poet or writer is faced by the dilemma that in order to accomplish his art he must be a selfish person. Think how James Joyce, for example, sacrificed his family.” -Stephen Spender. p. 57

3 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 11… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

Today I’m at Border’s making use of its extensive magazine rack to look at the next magazines on my list. The goal here is to further winnow my list by deciding which magazines I’d be willing to read at least a year’s worth of issues to figure out what’s been done and what the editor might think of as interesting for an upcoming issue.

Today’s list includes: Mother Jones, Ms. Magazine, National Geographic Kids, National Geographic Magazine, National Parks, National Wildlife, Natural History, Nature Canada, New York Magazine and Newsweek.

Butt… Chair… Write…

3 April 2007

ZEN MATZAH…

1600 by Jeff Hess

3 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Star Trek vs. Star Wars.

3 April 2007

10 11 REASONS WHY I’M NOT RICH…

0837 by Jeff Hess

Andrew Sullivan says the list applies to him as well and I have to imagine that in my world he is quite rich indeed. This is the problem with our society where people with six-, even high six, figured incomes lament living paycheck to paycheck. Having said that, I don’t disagree with Strain’s list. Where do you fit?

1. You Care What Your Neighbors Think.

2. You Aren’t Patient.

3. You Have Bad Habits.

4. You Have No Goals.

5. You Haven’t Prepared.

6. You Try to Make a Quick Buck.

7. You Rely on Others to Take Care of Your Money.

8. You Invest in Things You Don’t Understand.

9. You’re Financially Afraid.

10. You Ignore Your Finances.

But Strain ignores the No. 1 reason I’m not counted among the rich: my family isn’t rich. It’s a lot easier to record a triple when you’re born on third base.

3 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

3 April 2007

CHOCOLATE TO DIE FOR…

0706 by Jeff Hess

I’ve been chocolate free for more than a month now since I learned from Terry at I See Invisible People about the abuse and slavery that fuels the World’s craving for chocolate. Next Sunday is the Christian holiday of Easter when, strangely enough, the gift of large chocolate rabbits and eggs is somehow tied to death and redemption.

Can we skip that part this year?

From the BBC:

They are being kept out of school and many have untreated wounds on their legs, where they have cut themselves when working in the cocoa plantations.

“I used to go to school,” said Marc Yao Kwame, who works with his brother Fabrice on a remote farm. “But my father has no-one to work on the farm, so he took me out of school.

“My mother’s a long way from here. I haven’t seen her for 10 years – since I was two years old.”

All this should have stopped by now.

In 2001, under pressure from the US Congress, the chocolate manufacturers promised to start eradicating forced child labour. They failed to meet an initial deadline of 2005, were given until 2008, and now patience is running out.

Next year, Congress is expected to draft legislation against the global chocolate industry, unless serious inroads are finally made against children being forced to work on cocoa farms.

“The deadline came and went and we were very unhappy,” says Democrat Congressman Eliot Engel, who initiated the original agreement known as the Cocoa Protocol.

How much better this year would it be to forgo the basket of candy and maybe write a letter or two to your representatives?

3 April 2007

ARE YOU BEING SERVED…?

0642 by Jeff Hess

For years I have held, and continue to hold, that the major divisions in the United States are not divides of race, gender or ethnicity; they are class based — and as damning as anything the European aristocracy ever enjoyed. For most of the second half of the 20th century, this line was bridged by a growing middle class.

It was possible for some to rise above their class. Then the bridge was sold to China.

This morning the Associated Press has a tale that clearly illustrates the life saving benefits of being a member of the elite.

Dr. Perry Klaassen lived to tell about his frightening ordeal with colon cancer. His patient did not.

Same age, same state, same disease. Striking similarities, Klaassen thought when Shirley Searcy came to his clinic in Oklahoma City. It was July 2002, a year after his own diagnosis.

But there was one huge difference: Klaassen had health insurance, Searcy did not.

His treatment included surgery two days after diagnosis and costly new drugs. They have kept him alive six years later despite disease that has now spread to his lungs, liver and pelvis.

“I received the most efficient care possible. I was 61 years old and had good group health insurance through my workplace,” he wrote in an essay in a medical journal essay that starkly contrasts his care with that of his uninsured patient.

A widowed mother of eight grown children, Searcy had little money. When she began to sense she might be sick, she put off going to the doctor for a year because she knew she couldn’t pay the medical bills. Deeply religious, she put her faith in God, according to her family.

By the time she saw Klaassen, her cancer had spread from her colon to her liver. She had surgery but rejected chemotherapy.

“She just really didn’t feel like she wanted to endure what that would cost physically or financially,” said her daughter-in-law, Karen Searcy.

Shirley Searcy died Dec. 22, 2003, about 18 months after her diagnosis.

As I recall the exodus from Egypt I also remember Hillel’s plea in the Pirket Avot 1:14: If I am not for myself, who will be for me? But if I am only for myself, who am I? If not now, when?

When?

3 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

“My art is more important than my friend.” -Willa Cather. p. 56

2 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 10… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

Today I’m at Border’s making use of its extensive magazine rack to look at the next magazines on my list. The goal here is to further winnow my list by deciding which magazines I’d be willing to read at least a year’s worth of issues to figure out what’s been done and what the editor might think of as interesting for an upcoming issue.

Today’s list includes: Good Housekeeping, Gourmet, Harper”s Magazine, Islands, Ladies” Home Journal, Lakestyle, Laptop, Let”s Live Magazine, MAMM Magazine and Moment..

Butt… Chair… Write…

2 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is 10 Government Hacks.

2 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

CAPT Lee Kelley: When this is over, take my weapon. I won’t need it for a while. Take this body armor. I would look silly wearing it at the beach. Witness as I grow a goatee. And watch me indulge, at least for a while, in fast food, massive amounts of sleep, alcohol, channel-surfing and many other things that I have lived without for long enough now that I…

2 April 2007

MONA’S MONDAY…

0800 by Jeff Hess

My dad isn’t the only one who sends me fun stuff via email. A good friend and educational mentor also routinely passes along her share of chuckles — intermixed with not a few requests for veracity on things viral and outrageous. Don’t worry, there still plenty of stuff to come From My Dad but occasionally I’ll toss a few of Mona’s finds in as well.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.

“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have eaten, or will eat. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?” After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front row, raised his hand and said, “Vedding Cake?”

2 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

“My art is more important than my friend.” -Willa Cather. p. 56

1 April 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 9… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

Today I’m at Border’s making use of its extensive magazine rack to look at the next magazines on my list. The goal here is to further winnow my list by deciding which magazines I’d be willing to read at least a year’s worth of issues to figure out what’s been done and what the editor might think of as interesting for an upcoming issue.

Today’s list includes: D Home And Garden Magazine, Diablo Magazine, Diversion, Endless Vacation Magazine, Esquire, Family Circle Magazine, …First Things, FW Magazine, Games Magazine and Genre.

Butt… Chair… Write…

1 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is IJN Battleship YAMATO.

1 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away. “The dumbo was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat tail downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”

The cab driver hit a parked car…

1 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Courage to Write: How Writers Transcend Fear by Ralph Keyes.

Isn”t disloyalty as much the writer”s virtue as loyalty is the soldier”s? -Graham Green. p. 53

31 March 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is My Moleskine PDA.

31 March 2007

WRITING A CAR… DAY 8… -$736.34…

2100 by Jeff Hess

Today I’m at Border’s making use of its extensive magazine rack to look at the next magazines on my list. The goal here is to further winnow my list by deciding which magazines I’d be willing to read at least a year’s worth of issues to figure out what’s been done and what the editor might think of as interesting for an upcoming issue.

Today’s list includes: Cincinnati Magazine, City Limits, Civil War Times, Cleveland Magazine, Commentary, Conscious Choice, Consumers Digest, Corporate Board Member, Cottage Life and Cruising World.

Butt… Chair… Write…

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