23 April 2007

WHEN DOES HORROR REALLY GET SCARY…?

1143 by Jeff Hess

On Jill’s blog I left the comment that if we’re going to judge the potential dangers of someone by their writing, then we’re going to end up locking up Stephen King. Well, Entertainment Weekly had much the same thought and went to the master of horror to see how he feels about the English major Cho Seung-Hui and…

Where, exactly, does one draw the line between imagination and disturbing expression that should raise red flags?

King responded:

I’ve thought about it, of course. Certainly in this sensitized day and age, my own college writing – including a short story called ”Cain Rose Up” and the novel Rage – would have raised red flags, and I’m certain someone would have tabbed me as mentally ill because of them, even though I interacted in class, never took pictures of girls’ legs with my cell phone (in 1970, WHAT cell phones?), and never signed my work with a ?.

As a teacher, I had one student – I will call him George – who raised red flags galore in my own mind: stories about flaying women alive, dismemberment, and, the capper, ”getting back at THEM.” George was very quiet, and verbally inarticulate.

It was only in his written work that he spewed these relentless scenes of gore and torture. His job was in the University Bookstore, and when I inquired about him once, I was told he was a good worker, but ”quiet.” I thought, ”Whoa, if some kid is ever gonna blow, it’ll be this one.”

He never did. But that was in the days before a gun-totin’ serial killer could get top billing on the Nightly News and possibly the covers of national magazines.

I have to wonder, does King know where George is today? What kind of member of society did George become? And how does King feel about that?

Thanks to reader Cailin for alerting me to this story.

23 April 2007

MY COMMENTS…

0851 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

0647 The Mentally Ill are Going to Take A Hit

0643 Waiting for the blowback

1508 Ugga-ugga! Women no like harsh pictures!

1456 SPJ Ethics Week, 4/22-28, Code of Ethics

23 April 2007

MONA’S MONDAY…

0800 by Jeff Hess

My dad isn’t the only one who sends me fun stuff via email. A good friend and educational mentor also routinely passes along her share of chuckles — intermixed with not a few requests for veracity on things viral and outrageous. Don’t worry, there still plenty of stuff to come From My Dad but occasionally I’ll toss a few of Mona’s finds in as well.

The Washington Post’s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners:

1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

3. Giraffiti (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4. Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

5. Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6. Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.

7. Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

8. Karmageddon (n) It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

9. Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Glibido (v) All talk and no action.

11. Dopelar effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

13. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

14. Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

23 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Story: Substance, structure, style and the principles of screenwriting by Robert McKee.

Stripped of its surface of characterization and location, story structure reveals the writer”s personal cosmology, his insight into the deepest patterns and motivations for how and why things happen in this world – his map of Life”s hidden order.

22 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Leave No Child Inside.

22 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog thought raiser I present: From My Dad.

22 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Story: Substance, structure, style and the principles of screenwriting by Robert McKee.

Great screenwriters are distinguished by a personal storytelling style, a style that is not only inseparable from their vision, but in a profound way is their vision.

21 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Mindomo is a versatile Web-based mind mapping tool.

21 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

1SG Troy Steward: Air Force CPT. Doug Traversa writes a blog called Afghanistan Without a Clue. I read a few blogs regularly and Doug Traversa”s is one of them. Air Force CPT. Doug Templeton writes for the Sandbox, and I read his pieces whenever I see them. Air Force CPT Mike Toomer has also had some blog entries on the Sandbox. There were some…

21 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, “Red, I’m going to screw your brains out!” To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, “No, you’re not. You’re going to eat me, just like it says in the book.”

21 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Story: Substance, structure, style and the principles of screenwriting by Robert McKee.

When talented people write well, it is generally for this reason: they”re moved by a desire to touch the audience.

20 April 2007

THE ROLLING STONES, SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

2359 by Jeff Hess

20 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is RivenPhoenix’s Videos.

20 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

CAPT B. Tupper: Hidden in an expanse of barren inhospitable mountains and dry desert valleys, lies what can only be described as the Afghan Garden of Eden. It’s not on any map, and you’d have a difficult time finding it if you were looking for it, because it fits neatly within a one kilometer grid square. Most outsiders would find it more by accident than on…

20 April 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, “How’s the girlfriend?” Pinocchio replied, “Who needs a girlfriend?”

20 April 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Story: Substance, structure, style and the principles of screenwriting by Robert McKee.

The honest, big-city answer to all these fears is that you”ll get an agent, sell your work and see it realized faithfully on screen when you write with surpassing quality… and not until.

19 April 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is The Art Of Phil Hansen.

19 April 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

Teflon Don: The intra-Sunni fighting in Al-Anbar province is continuing, and the violence is rising. I’ll try my hand at laying out some of the recent events, and explain a little bit of how the various elements you may hear about in the news are related. I’ve distilled a fair bit of material from Bill Roggio, other sources, and personal knowledge. I don’t have a lot of time…,

19 April 2007

THE SECOND BATTLE OF PEARL HARBOR…

1116 by Jeff Hess

Wow…

19 April 2007

I’M LOOKING FOR…

0910 by Jeff Hess

One of the fun things to do periodically is to take a look at the search engine hits that bring people to Have Coffee Will Write. I was inspired this morning by she who Sees Invisible People to try and pick out a few gems from my list, but with 1,503 phrases in the queue, I’m helpless to find a short list. Here’s the top 10 from this morning.

jetsons porn… I was always more of a Betty Rubble kind of guy
god hates fags… and would really prefer a smoke-free Earth
he who steals my purse steals trash… I do need a new wallet
jessica cutler… would anyone ever date her again?
horny teacher… trumpet players are so annoying
female dictators… is redundant
too fast too real… and so adolescence
joel stein… still doesn’t want to talk to me
he who steals my purse… needs to get a life
pornogrophy… is easier to find when you know how to spell

And if you’re feeling really masochistic, here’s the whole list.

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