16 August 2007

WHAT WOULD HILLEL DO…?

0825 by Jeff Hess


We hate it when the invisible people get in our faces. There is a dating rule that advises people to watch carefully the way a date treats their restaurant server; the idea being that the way we treat those without power speaks volumes about who we are at our core. This story in today’s Plain Dealer screams.

The Downtown Cleveland Alliance, a nonprofit organization dedicated to improving Cleveland’s downtown, is passing out fliers to downtown businesses and apartment residents with the message “Don’t Give Where It Can’t Help.”

I disagree. We must not give people permission to turn away.

Beggars (I hate the term homeless because it provides us too easy an out for the problem: give the homes!) do what they do for more reasons than I can list. There are those who want that man with the McDonald’s coffeecup to be a devotee of Neville St. Clair. The realities are different and myriad.

Dropping a dollar in the McDonald’s cup, or carrying cans of food in the trunk of your car to hand out, or giving up your coat on a cold day are all ways of helping.

Making contributions of time, material and money to social service organizations are also ways of helping.

None of these actions exclude an other.

We can, and ought to, take part in all courses of caring.

But a purportedly caring organization saying the following burns me up.

Turning down panhandlers, the Alliance says, is really for the best. Some of the panhandlers aren’t even homeless. Panhandling intimidates visitors to downtown and a donation to a social service organization would help more than a handout on the street.

Beggars are not an eyesore to be removed from our streets. In the moment on the street we have no way of knowing what action will help the most, but we can know what caring act we can perform then and there.

And why didn’t Patrick O’Donnell fisk Lammon when he claimed:

“We’re not trying to punish the homeless,” said Mark Lammon, special projects manager for the Alliance, whose employees spotted about 300 panhandling attempts downtown in May. “We just think there’s a better way to do it.”

About 300 panhandling attempts. In an entire month. In all of downtown.

Let’s take a worst-case scenario of the sampling.

There were 23 weekdays in May. That means Alliance employees spotted an average of 13 panhandling attempts per day.

Let’s take it a step further and say that the employees were watching only during working hours, call it 10 hours — 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. — that makes it out to be 1.3 panhandling attempts per hour.

Of course the Alliance employees didn’t observe every attempt, but even some reasonalbe multiple of the 1.3 panhandling attempts per hour is hardly a dire epidemic that is driving suburbanites from spending money downtown; which is really what all of this is about.

I’d also want to ask O’Donnell if he observed the first rule of journalism and followed the money. Not the panhandlers, the Alliance’s.

Who are the major contributors to the Alliance? Who sits on the boards of the foundations that are financing it?

The whole idea has set my Lemmings Meter ticking and I have to wonder if the not-for-profit organization might not be just another Astroturf front for the same folks who want to tax us more to line their pockets with the cash from building a convention center?

Do you think?

And do we remember that a panhandler who asked for 25 cents was shot and killed last week?

Helped are those who understand that they cannot fix the World but that they can give here so that another’s burden may be lightened in that moment.

16 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

Federal subcontracting

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida .

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The New Jersey contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, “$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”

“Done!” replies the government official.

16 August 2007

ALL MY STUFF FROM CHINA WAS RECALLED…

0655 by Jeff Hess

16 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from We Are The Ones We Have Been Waiting For by Alice Walker.

It should not be necessary to destroy them to make their country safe for McDonald”s and Starbucks. p. 150

15 August 2007

WAL-MART WEDNESDAY…

1600 by Jeff Hess

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.

DON”T BUY MEAT AT WAL-MART WITHOUT ONE… Via Popgadget. Keep reading…

PROTESTS CONTINUE IN INDIA… Wal-Mart”s entrance into the $350 billion wholesale market sector in India continues apace but not without vocal opposition from citizens. Coordinated protests took place in Old Delhi and elsewhere Thursday, according to the New Nork Times. Keep reading…

IT MUST BE THOSE $#@*& BAGBOYS… Wal-Mart de Mexico took a 2 percent hit on its same-store sales during July, dropping even further than the 1.3 percent expected by market analysts. The drop was the greatest in three years for the retailer. From Reuters: Keep reading…

AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring Esko33. Keep reading…

WAL-MART NOW TOP 100 EXPORTER… We all know about the boats and boats and boats full of cheap plastic crap Wal-Mart brings into the country, but as Jonathan noted yesteday, Wal-Mart is now numbered among the top 100 exporters in the United States; and its big export? Meat. Keep reading…

A STRANGE NIMBY TWIST… The Not-In-My-Back-Yard phenomenon is common when Wal-Mart comes to town, but there”s a different take happening in North Lauderdale, Florida. The Wal-Mart there can”t find businesses that want to be next to it. From the South Florida Sun Sentinel: Keep reading…

IS WAL-MART BEATING ITS ONE-TRICK PONY…? David Olive seems to think so. Last Tuesday Wal-Mart opened a supercenter in Peru Illinois with great fanfare and an invocation calling for a blessing as we interact with each other in the marketplace. (Which I suppose is like asking for a blessing on a new sewing machine.) Keep reading…

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, AN IKEA…? Yesterday I wrote about Wal-Mart”s problems finding neighbors in North Lauderdale Florida. Later in the day, in an emergency session the city council voted to give Wal-Mart more time to find free-standing restaurants and shops willing to sit in Wal-Mart”s retail shadow. Keep reading…

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE… Despite laws prohibiting multibrand foreign retailers to sell directly to consumers in India, Wal-Mart is finding more and more ways to make itself indispensable to retailers there. The latest flag it is attempting to fly under is that of consultant. Keep reading…

50 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART… I”ve posted a similar list before, but this one strikes me because it”s more vicious. More than a few of these items constitute vandalism in my book. So why do people think it”s fun to vandalize a Wal-Mart? Frustration? Jealousy? Anger? Boredom? Rage? Keep reading…

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CHEAP PLASTIC CRAP…? Keep reading…

ETHEL… WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN” AT…! Remember back in January when surfers on Wal-Mart”s website found honest to goodness porn? The company got that cleared up but now it seems to have a bit of a problem with art photography. It”s not porn in my book, but then I”m not: Keep reading…

SALES DOWN, THEFT UP, SHOPPERS GONE…? [Update – 1005 – Co-Blogger Robert Feinman has further information from this morning”s CNN.] This morning as I was shaving I listened to the following exchange between Marketplace Morning Report host Scott Jagow and European correspondent Stephen Beard as they discussed how Wal-Mart”s squishy financials have European gnomes trembling. Keep reading…

GOOD SMILEY, BAD SMILEY… I meant to write about this a while back, but while I was waiting for Matt Brouillette to post the Wal-Mart: For Good or Evil? podcast so much other stuff happened that this story got lost in the pile. I won”t prejudice your listening experience . You decide. Keep reading…

15 August 2007

APRIL BAER IN THE FINAL SEVEN…

1522 by Jeff Hess


I had hoped that it would be Dan Moulthrop taking the radio gold, but that wasn’t to be. I am happy to see that April Baer, a WCPN Alum, is still in the running in the Public Radio Talent Quest. If you have fond memories of April and don’t hold her career move to Oregon Public Broadcasting against her, why not give her a vote?

15 August 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Live long and prosper? Eat matzah.

15 August 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

Teflon Don: In America, “neighborhood watch” means a sign with an all-seeing eye bolted to a pole, and perhaps a slightly higher chance that the residents of the area will call the police about suspicious activity. In Iraq, Neighborhood Watch means men with AK-47s and medium machine guns manning hasty checkpoints built from cinder blocks and rubbish. There are…

15 August 2007

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SHUG…

1000 by Jeff Hess

Helped are those who find something in Creation to admire each and every hour. Their days will overflow with beauty and the darkest dungeon will offer gifts. p. 134

In honor of Terry Kanago, the most loving person I know, and her comment that inspired me, I present a daily passage from Shug’s gospel. It is my hope that readers will contribute their own Helpeds so that we’ll never run out of reminders that as Alice Walker wrote: to bless means to help.

15 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

0829 by Jeff Hess

* What am I trying to do in this course? What do I want the students to know or be able to do after taking this course?

* What kind of background do the students have in this subject?

* What topics am I going to cover? How will I tie the various topics together?

* What teaching methods will I use? What percent of lecture, discussion, experiential exercises, and cases do I want? What application activities might be appropriate?

* What can I do to encourage them to do the readings and participate in class?

* How will I know if the students are learning? What evaluation tools will I use?

* How will I balance the amount of work I assign the students with my own work schedule so that I can give them prompt and useful feedback on assignments and papers?

* What can I do the first day of class to get the students excited about the course?

Dr. Kirk

15 August 2007

MY COMMENTS…

0817 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

0815 What Every Good Mentor & Teacher Knows

15 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

As I’ve Matured…

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I’ve learned that ex’s are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it

I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

15 August 2007

A SENSE OF WONDER IS A GOOD THING…

0755 by Jeff Hess

Who knows where he picked up
the complete A-Z encyclopedias
embossed in gold and published
in 1921? They were going to take these
to the dump, he said. Night after night
he sat up, determined to understand
everything under the sun
worth knowing, and falling asleep
over the book of A. Meanwhile, as the weeks,
then the months passed, the moon
went on rising over the junk machines
in the tall grass of the only
world my stepfather ever knew,
and nobody wrote to classify
his odd, beautiful whistle, formed
somehow, in the back of his throat
when a new thing seemed just about to happen
and no words he could say expressed his hope.

From The Book of A by Wesley McNair.

15 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from We Are The Ones We Have Been Waiting For by Alice Walker.

To be a revolutionary means, by definition, to be willing to sacrifice. One”s comfort, one”s joy, one”s health and life if necessary. p. 149

14 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

1816 by Jeff Hess


Every day, there should be photographs of Darfurians in the newspapers. Photographs taken during WW2 and Vietnam truly changed the world. If you have just one iconic photo, it really can make a difference. Leora Kahn

Hat tip: Writes Like She Talks.

14 August 2007

MY COMMENTS…

1742 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

1739 Top Ten Reasons Why I’m A Lunatic…

14 August 2007

ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TOYS…

1700 by Jeff Hess

14 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

1540 by Jeff Hess

Top Ten Reasons I am Being Derided as a
“Lunatic Who Doesn’t Want Cleveland to Move Forward.”

Number 10. Because I question the wisdom of a tax that finances a public-private partnership venture where the public is putting in $850+ Million over 20 years and the private entities have only proposed risking $2-3 Million of their own money.

Number 9. Because I think the medical mart and convention center are a good idea, but I think it is also a good idea to let the people who are going to pay the tax decide for themselves, by a vote, whether they want to pay more taxes and for what purposes.

Number 8. Because I am concerned that the possible negative impacts of more sales tax (i.e. job losses, population losses, impact on small businesses) haven’t been considered and weighed against the positive impacts of a convention center with a medical mart. Roger Bundy

Hat tip to she who Writes Like She Talks. Feh?

14 August 2007

CAN YOU IDENTIFY THIS TRIO…?

1521 by Jeff Hess


Chas Rich is the winner!

The rest are really cool too.

14 August 2007

LET’S WOM IT UP…!

1439 by Jeff Hess

With some 57 million blogs out there, I could be wrong about this, but the crew at Word of Mouth have again broken blogger ground with the verbing (forgive me Ms. Baker) of their blog. From Kelly Boyer Sagert: Let”s WoM It Up! That”s a phrase that I heard more than one person say after the school board meeting ended at nearly 9:30 tonight.

And why has the band that became a blog that became a community organization that became a cultural phenomenon become a verb?

Because of amazing journalism from Henery and Kelly and Roman and Daniel and Loraine and Brian and Muley and Jim and Paula and Michele and the leader of the band himself: Scott.

These journalists get more comments on a single post than I get in a month.

Mazel tov, everyone.

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