It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.
I GET IT…! WAL-MART LOVES ANOREXICS…! The primary problem with the Wal-Mart philosophy of constantly driving prices lower and lower is that at some point, the fat is all gone and you start destroying muscle. Lean and mean can be healthy. Anorexia never is. In the business world profit is the fat. Keep reading…
LET WAL-MART FIX IT… IT CAN FIX ANYTHING… First, my apologies to Mikey, wherever he may be. If you”re in business, then business is the answer to every problem. Every aspect of life, business people believe, is a contract; a transaction where services are exchanged for legal tender. Keep reading…
WAL-MART TACKLING EBAY AND CRAIG”S LIST…? Keep reading…
AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoth”s, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring Minyanville. Watch…
IT”S BECAUSE NEOCONS AREN”T CONSERVATIVES… Blogger David Crisp ponders the question: why do so many self-identified conservatives appear to love Wal-Mart so much? It”s because their not really conservatives, Dave. They”re Libertarians, Neocons, Theocons or just everyday bitter and greedy people. Keep reading…
OH LET ME COUNT THE WAYS… OH LET ME COUNT THE WAYS…Abhineet Kumar enumerates the ways the Wal-Mart has gone wrong in its entrance to the Asian subcontinent. While its chief competitor in the market has opened 600 stores, Wal-Mart has yet to open one and now looks to next year for a possible launch. Keep reading…
I HOPE THIS MAKES IT TO THE WALLY PLEX… I”ve posted videos of two, three, even four teenagers acting a fool in Wal-Mart in the small hours of the morning, but nothing like what happened at a Wal-Mart in Gainesville, Florida over the weekend. I sure hope someone got video for YouTube. Keep reading…
LET THEM EAT PORK RINDS…! Our discussion of the Wal-Mart recession windfall is rapidly approaching dead-horse status, but this morning the news wires are all a buzz with repetitions of Anne D”Innocenzio Associated Press story on how investors are drooling over Wal-Mart”s stock value. Keep reading…
WAL-MART EMPLOYEES TAKE NOTE… The vast majority of Wal-Mart workers don”t unionize for a very simple reason: they can”t afford to lose their Wal-Job. The company uses fear and intimidation to daily reinforce the corporate policy that will kick you to the curb if you so much as whisper the word union in a stall in the bathroom on your break with the light turned off and no one else there to hear you. Keep reading…