8 September 2009

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

THE ZEN OF SARCASM:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

8 September 2009

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

“Writers need to practice conscious, committed indwelling. The writer builds a bubble – a sanctified bubble, a church of consciousness, a sacred mental space – which he enters with the intention of boldly, bravely and unflinchingly communicating with himself. He is about to have an important chat himself. He is about to create. p.16

From Living The Writer’s Life: by Eric Maisel.

7 September 2009

HOW BENJAMIN BUTTON GOT HIS FACE…

1830 by Jeff Hess

7 September 2009

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

THE ZEN OF SARCASM:

Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

7 September 2009

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

“Being a writer means being existential. There are writers who aren”t very existential, but as a rule what motivates a person to write is her desire, bordering on a compulsion, to make sense of reality in a personal, idiosyncratic way.” p. 7

From Living The Writer’s Life: by Eric Maisel.

6 September 2009

CONSERVING THE CANOPY…

1830 by Jeff Hess

6 September 2009

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

THE ZEN OF SARCASM:

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

6 September 2009

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

“It”s the greatest crap shoot on earth. You are staking your whole life on the possibility that the things you want to say will get out there into the [imagination] of your fellow human beings and ignite them, transform them, educate them, amuse them, excite them, alert them or help them pass a rainy day by the beach. Forgive me for putting it in this blasphemous way, but you are saying, ‘I will spend my life being God and creating.” Pretty nice work – but the biggest crap shoot on earth.” p. 7

From Living The Writer’s Life: by Eric Maisel.

5 September 2009

RESTORING A RAIN FOREST…

1830 by Jeff Hess

5 September 2009

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

THE ZEN OF SARCASM:

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

5 September 2009

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

“…these three challenges exist…. that good writing is hard work, that emotional problems come with the territory and that only a few writers manage to pay the rent from their writing income…. “ p. 7

From Living The Writer’s Life: by Eric Maisel.

4 September 2009

GETTING THE BIG REBOOT…

1830 by Jeff Hess

4 September 2009

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

THE ZEN OF SARCASM:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

4 September 2009

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

The Negro spirituals of the last century remain as classic examples of what a living liturgical hymnody ought to be, and how it comes into being: not in the study of research worker or in the monastery library, still less in the halls of the Curial offices, but where men suffer oppression, where they are deprived of identity, where their lives are robbed of meaning, and where the desire of freedom and the imperative demand of truth forces them to give it meaning… p. 47

From Echoing Silence: Thomas Merton on the Vocation of Writing edited by Robert Inchausti.

3 September 2009

ROLDO RIGHTS…

2130 by Jeff Hess

Roldo Bartimole writes:

A filing by the Ritz-Carlton Hotel Partnership/Tower City Avenue LLC – i. e., Sam and the boys, have asked for a value reduction on parcel number 101-23-101F. It is ever so with the Tower City bunch. Reduce my taxes, please!

The filing asks a reduction of $105,736 in the value of the property to be taxed. They say the value of the Ritz should be lower than what the County has set it. Continue Reading »

3 September 2009

A BIT OF SHOSTAKOVICH…

1830 by Jeff Hess

3 September 2009

ROLDO RIGHTS…

1230 by Jeff Hess

Roldo Bartimole writes:

Cuyahoga County taxpayers now have “contributed” some $68 million for the proposed Medical Mart project. I guess all the great needs of this area have been superseded by special interests again.

Let”s not talk about the Great Recession or people”s needs. Let”s just satisfy Tim Hagan, Jimmy Dimora and Peter Lawson Jones and their desire for a building project – The Tim Hagan Convention Center and Medical Mart. Or should I say the desire of special interests that the three represent.

The $67,975,153.04 was collected by a quarter-percent increase in the sales tax. It was voted without public input. It took effect in January 2008 and runs for 40 years! This tough economic year for Cuyahoga County accounted for $25.8 million in revenue as of the first eight months of 2009. Continue Reading »

3 September 2009

MY COMMENTS…

0825 by Jeff Hess

0825: Advertisers ditching Glenn Beck now at 57!

3 September 2009

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

THE ZEN OF SARCASM:

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

3 September 2009

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

Most action painting is to me little more than a pleasantly intriguing accident, no more worthy of insult than praise. It is what it is. p. 40

From Echoing Silence: Thomas Merton on the Vocation of Writing edited by Robert Inchausti.

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