8 September 2014

DAVID BARTON TO VISIT MY HOMETOWN…

0900 by Jeff Hess

As election time approaches, political organizations and their candidates usually try to dodge labels and avoid controversy, but, to their credit, the members of the Washington County Republican Executive Committee have apparently decided to (as military parlance suggests) “embrace the suck”, and engage in total truth-in-advertising (a rare move indeed for local Republicans). By selecting noted fundamentalist guru David Barton as the keynote speaker at their 2014 fall dinner, they are proving beyond all doubt that their critics have been correct all along in saying that the once-Grand Old Party has been entirely co-opted by extremists and fanatics.

David Barton is what might be called an “all-purpose zealot”. In the 1990s he founded “Wallbuilders”, a group that promotes what Barton likes to call a “Christian world-view”. It is one that excludes anything in science, government, entertainment, literature, or history that does not conform with the narrow views that he and his (actually quite small) group of disciples want to promote. He has collaborated with James Dobson’s Family Research Council , A.L.E.C. (American Legislative Exchange Council), and other anti-women, anti-poor, anti-worker, anti-science groups with similar agendas. Along the way, he joined the “faculty” of the online “Glenn Beck University”, an institution (sic) that might not secure students a secure job in academia, but could enable them to become suitable candidates for future mental-health evaluation.

Like his cohort, college dropout Glenn Beck, Barton has now branched out into claiming himself as an “authority” on all aspects of history, a subject that he feels his limited credentials from Oral Roberts University entitle him to twist and re-invent as he pleases. This is despite the fact that most real historians have denounced him as a fraud and charlatan, and at least one of his books (“The Jefferson Lies”) has been recalled by its N.Y. publisher because it was found to be full of gross inaccuracies. Barton decided to re-write Thomas Jefferson’s “Letter to the Danbury Baptists,”, the document where the latter coined the phrase “a wall separating church and state,” and to suggest (falsely) that the nation’s founders really wanted America to be a theocracy. As at least one recent Times letter-writer has noted, Barton is a dedicated homophobic (he has been recorded as saying, among other things, that “homosexuality should be outlawed”) and borderline racist. He denies that the Republican 1960s “southern strategy” profited from defections to their ranks by “Dixiecrats” like Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms after President Johnson signed the 1964 Civil Rights Act into law. He has also called President Franklin D. Roosevelt an “abject failure”, and has denounced Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson as “traitors to the American Dream.”

Lately, Barton has been promoting a blatant anti-science agenda that denies both evolution and climate-change (can gravity be far behind?), despite the fact that these theories have been consistently validated by thousands of qualified specialists via years of empirical research and experimentation. It comes as no surprise that Barton’s appearance in Marietta is being touted to coincide with 95th District State Representative Andy Thompson’s newly-introduced HB-597, an item of legislation that goes well beyond the intent of Thompson’s earlier HB-237 to “void” Common Core standards in Ohio, and becomes an undisguised attempt to replace all scientific principles with faith-based propaganda in Ohio’s public and private schools.

David Barton is also the founder of “Veritas Press”, the publishing firm that produced the controversial creationist/revisionist textbooks adopted in 2012 by the Texas Board of Education. It might be noted that “supplementary material” from this same company is being promoted (for a price) among advocates of home-schooling and in certain private “academies” whose desire is to avoid compliance with any and all standards and practices that these folks fear might upset their essentially propagandist agenda. Barton’s website is called “Veritas Rex”. Does that phrase “ring a bell”? “Caveat emptor!”

At the September 19 dinner, I hear that local Republicans will unveil their new campaign slogan—“Party like it’s 1499.”

This is the unedited version of Fred O’Neill’s letter-to-the-editor published this morning in GOP speaker isn’t known as a forward thinker

8 September 2014

LEADERS ARE HELPERS…

0830 by Jeff Hess

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8 September 2014

KEEPING LIFE SIMPLE IS HARD WORK…

0700 by Jeff Hess

Minimalism takes effort. Perfectly organised storage systems need to be constantly maintained; spotless kitchens need to be kept spotless. The Real Simple fantasy implies that a light and airy physical space will make it easy to achieve an inner airy lightness, but if you’re using lots of energy to keep your environment that way, it’s self-defeating. Likewise with so-called “information overload”: I’ve proclaimed the virtues of an empty email inbox here before, but if digital clutter (or any other kind) doesn’t bother you, finding time for purgation will complicate, not simplify, your life. Perhaps a truer simplicity lies in learning to stay calm amid the chaos: not in engineering your environment so that it makes you tranquil, but in reducing the degree to which your tranquillity is dependent on your environment; not keeping the kitchen spotless but learning to tolerate spots; not downshifting to the country, but growing less bothered by the bad aspects of city life? I’m only speculating: personally, I’m appalling at this.

Oliver Burkeman writing in his column will change your life for The Guardian.

8 September 2014

FOR MY DAD ON HIS 85TH BIRTHDAY…

0630 by Jeff Hess

Today is the 85th anniversary of my father’s birth to Carroll Dean and Anita Ray Hess in Fairmont, West Virginia. Several years ago my dad shared an episode of Deep Space Nine with me (which I blogged about, but for the life of me I can’t find the post this morning) featuring father and son Benjamin and Jake Sisko.


Every Star Trek series had a central pair: Kirk and Spock, Picard and Riker, Janeway and Chakotay, Archer and T’Pol, but only Deep Space Nine made the pairing family. I never watched the whole run of DS9 because I pretty much gave up on television (my jones) in the early ’90s.

I’ve gone back in recent weeks and begun to watch the shows on DVD from my library. This weekend I watched most of the 3rd season which includes Explorers, a story about Benjamin building a solar sailer based on ancient Bajoran blueprints and setting out with Jake to recreate and prove stories that the Bajorans had reached Cardassia 800 years earlier. The show is more fantasy than science fiction but Explorers is a wonderful father-and-son story and now I know why my dad has said that DS9 was his favorite of all the Star Trek series.


My dad and I never went sailing, but over the years he shared more time with me than any other dad I know of (Bill Cosby has nothing on Charlie Hess) and I’m a better writer and person for all those experiences.

Happy birthday dad! I love you.

8 September 2014

RULE NO. 68: NO SECONDS…

0600 by Jeff Hess

Rule No. 68 – Serve a Proper Portion and Don’t Go Back for Seconds.

From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

Previously…

Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

8 September 2014

THE REAL DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD: NO. 16…

0530 by Jeff Hess

dogs q 140810Just laid off…

From my dad, of course…

8 September 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0500 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Fun in the sun
‘New’ wheels for vet
‘New’ wheels for vet
Monroe Co. wants to lure cracker plant
Castle docent: ‘I love history’

Top Headlines Poll: Who do you think will control Congress after this year’s election?

Great pictures of Marietta

What’s going on here

Previously

7 September 2014

FILE SMART, FILE LESS…

0700 by Jeff Hess

Neither the anal-retentives [that would be me, JH] nor the spontaneity-lovers are quite right. On the one hand, a good filing system will help, not hinder, spontaneity, as David Allen, one of this column’s governing deities, says – when your brain trusts you’ll be able to find things when you need them, you let go of trying to keep a mental handle on where everything is, freeing your head for creativity. On the other, almost all filing systems are indeed pointlessly laborious. Here’s a middle way (with borrowings from the blogs zenhabits and 43folders):

  1. For paper files, a simple A-Z system is best. Keep a list of filenames on computer, for easy searching.
  2. For electronic documents, you should need only one folder, labelled “archive”: any decent computer can search it all, lightning-fast. If you’re still filing emails according to who sent them: stop it!
  3. The degree of orderliness should be proportional to the likelihood of needing to locate things. Some documents might theoretically prove crucial, but probably won’t ever be needed; throw them in a box and forget them. Don’t bother imposing order on the mess until they’re required – if they ever are.
  4. File less; discard/recycle more. If you probably won’t need a document and could find it online, why keep it? Heretically, it’s even worth considering junking books: if you could buy them again in an emergency, might you benefit more from the freed-up space?

Oliver Burkeman writing in This column will change your life for The Guardian.

7 September 2014

RULE NO. 67: BUY SMALLER PLATES &GLASSES…

0600 by Jeff Hess

Rule No. 67 – Buy Smaller Plates and Glasses.

From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

Previously…

Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

7 September 2014

THE REAL DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD: NO. 15…

0530 by Jeff Hess

dogs p 140810Faking a sick day off…

From my dad, of course…

7 September 2014

NOT THE (SUNDAY) MARIETTA TIMES…

0500 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S PARKERSBURG NEWS AND SENTINEL FRONT PAGE

(Note: Newseum doesn’t usually update the front pages unit 0630 or so)

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Alzheimer’s Walk
Economic initiatives laid out
Law enforcement weapon preferences differ
Sternwheel Festival offers excitement
WVU featuring ‘Touching History’ exhibit

Top Headlines Poll: Are local highway speed limits reasonable?

Great pictures of Marietta

What’s going on here

Previously

6 September 2014

FAILING THE AMERICAN PROMISE…

2000 by Jeff Hess

In a lot of ways, we’re worse off today than we were under George W. Bush.

Back then, Bush’s extremist assault on civil liberties, human rights and other core American values in the name of fighting terror felt like an aberration.

The expectation was that those policies would be quickly reversed, discredited — and explicitly outlawed — once he was no longer in power.

Instead, under President Barack Obama, they’ve become institutionalized.

There will be no snapping back to a pre-Bush-era respect for basic human dignity and civil rights. Thanks to Obama, it’s going to be a hard, long fight.

In some cases, Obama has set even darker precedents than his predecessor.

Dan Froomkin writing for Froomkin Blogs Again: Obama Makes Bushism the New Normal in The//Intercept

6 September 2014

CARPE DIEM…! OR WHATEVER…

0730 by Jeff Hess

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6 September 2014

RULE NO. 66: BE A LONG-ORDER CHEF…

0600 by Jeff Hess

Rule No. 66 – Don’t Become a Short-Order Cook.

From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

Previously…

Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.Food

6 September 2014

THE REAL DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD: NO. 14…

0530 by Jeff Hess
Taking A Sick Day...

Taking A Sick Day…

From my dad, of course…

6 September 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0500 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Sternwheel time!
City requiring volunteers to sign waivers
11 months for scrap metal theft
Cleanup ongoing at Ohio 7 site
Historic Lowell farm

Top Headlines Poll: Do you think volunteers on city property should be required to sign a waiver?

Great pictures of Marietta

What’s going on here

Previously

5 September 2014

ROLDO RIGHTS ON: THE TAX DODGERS
OF CUYAHOGA COUNTY…

1600 by Jeff Hess

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Has it now become necessary for cities to bribe each and every developer or corporation?

With tax breaks as a location lure? Stealing from city revenues.

If you build or renovate new or old building is it necessary for someone to slip you a big bonus? Is this the new Mafia? It smells of a criminal operation. Scent of Robber Barons of old.

And is it just taken for granted that others (us) simply have to shell out more in property taxes to make up the difference? We suckers, that is.

The answer appears to be “Yes.” and the numbers are shocking for all Cuyahoga County residents.

The give-away of scarce revenue resources by Cleveland and Cuyahoga politicians is a much scarier proposition than the corruption scandal of the politicians on the take. But the FBI is nowhere to be found. It’s all technically legal. Morally, however, corrupt.

How much tax dodging happens in Cuyahoga County?

A lot more than you’d expect.

Would you believe that some portion of the property value of more $2 billion escapes taxes that normally go to government coffers – city, county, libraries and sometimes schools? It would pay for teachers, firefighters, police, garbage collectors and more.

Stay with me for this awful ride. Continue Reading »

5 September 2014

PUTTING ISIS/ISIL IN PERSPECTIVE…

0930 by Jeff Hess

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5 September 2014

ISIS/ISIL AS BOOGEYMAN…

0900 by Jeff Hess

ISIS is a contemporary version of Mohammed’s 7th Century force with pickup trucks instead of horses, but with the same brutality. Its successful conquest of largely Sunni Arab areas in irrelevant desert is evidence for the weakness in those areas and their surroundings rather than strength on the part of ISIS.

Frankly, I think lots of Westerners with either no personal experience on the ground fighting and killing Arabs or with agendas (ideological or self-enrichment) are making a mountain range out of very small hills at best. Also, keep in mind if ISIS in Syria presented any real threat would the Israelis stand by and do nothing about it? Of course not.

Finally, we created the conditions for ISIS through our intervention and installation of Iranian power in Baghdad, but Riyadh, Ankara and Doha are now the recruiting and financial centers for ISIS. As long as they and their surrogates want to wage this proxy war against Iran and its satellites/allies the conflict will continue.

After the 1991 failure to remove S[addam] H[ussein] from power, we wasted two decades, trillions of dollars and thousands of lives on Iraq and the region. It’s time to stop.

Douglas Macgregor, Colonel, U.S. Army (ret.) quoted by Dan Froomkin writing in Media Should Be Challenging Arguments for War, Not Baying for Blood for The//Intercept.

5 September 2014

WALKING, BUSTER AND WRITING…

0800 by Jeff Hess

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I go out each morning about half-an-hour before dawn to walk my dog Buster. We ramble across the trails and woods of a Cleveland Metro-Park and during that time I do a lot of writing in my head. Ferris Jabr, writing in Why Walking Helps Us Think for The New Yorker makes the connection between writers and walking.

Since at least the time of peripatetic Greek philosophers, many other writers have discovered a deep, intuitive connection between walking, thinking, and writing. (In fact, Adam Gopnik wrote about walking in The New Yorker just two weeks ago.) “How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live!” Henry David Thoreau penned in his journal. “Methinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow.” Thomas DeQuincey has calculated that William Wordsworth—whose poetry is filled with tramps up mountains, through forests, and along public roads—walked as many as a hundred and eighty thousand miles in his lifetime, which comes to an average of six and a half miles a day starting from age five.

What is it about walking, in particular, that makes it so amenable to thinking and writing? The answer begins with changes to our chemistry. When we go for a walk, the heart pumps faster, circulating more blood and oxygen not just to the muscles but to all the organs—including the brain. Many experiments have shown that after or during exercise, even very mild exertion, people perform better on tests of memory and attention. Walking on a regular basis also promotes new connections between brain cells, staves off the usual withering of brain tissue that comes with age, increases the volume of the hippocampus (a brain region crucial for memory), and elevates levels of molecules that both stimulate the growth of new neurons and transmit messages between them.

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