16 December 2005

YOUR ONLY ASSET…?

0607 by Jeff Hess

In the ongoing reporter/blogger scuffle, the Washingon Post’s ombudsperson writes about credential creep. The Post’s print reporters are upset that Dan Froomkin might be mistaken as a White House reporter and threaten, says national political editor John Harris, our only asset — our credibility — as objective news reporters.

I fully agree that the most important asset of any person is their credibility. But if a reporter believes that that credibility rests on some idea of objectivity standard, then there is a major problem.

Credibility, for me, is tied to track record. If I, or any blogger, consistently gets a story wrong, then credibility goes down the drain. Being credible does not mean reporting that while most humans understand that the Earth is a sphere, that there are those who cling to the notion that we live on a flat disc (or square for some).

No. Credibility cannot rest on the objectivity myth. Instead I suggest that transparency is the foundation of credibility.

Fromkin is clearly highly opinionated and liberal writes Deborah Howell. That’s transparency. The reader knows from where the writer is coming and can then evaluate what is written.

Here’s the real problem. When you hide behind the wall of Objectivity, you can be grossly ignorant of what you’re being told, and, sadly, what you write. You can believe that if you fairly present both sides of any controversy, then you’ve done your job. Bull shit.

Rarely are the numerous (there are rarely just two sides) points of view on any topic of equal weight. But to report fairly on those viewpoints, the writer must be able to understand and weigh the individual credibility of each. That’s a tough job. It’s even tougher on deadline.

Hiding behind the Objectivity wall is the opposite of transparency, and that, for me, is the greater threat to any writer’s credibility

My Soundtrack: NASA Clapping by Robyn Hitchcock on WOXY.

15 December 2005

BEST ALBUMS OF 2005…

1725 by Jeff Hess

I started listening to WOXY over the summer thanks to the Organic Mechanic. Listening to Cleveland commercial radio you’d have no idea that there was good music still being recorded. Thanks to WOXY, I’ve actually heard songs from quite a few of its 97 Best Albums Of 2005. No. 67 went out as first prize in our recent HCWW/WOXY irony contest.

15 December 2005

DEMOCRATS FAVOR HIGHER GOVERNMENT SPENDING…

1707 by Jeff Hess

Even paranoids have friends and Rep. Tom Cole (R-OK) want to be one (or possibly both). The following, via Buckeye Politics, is part of a memo sent out by Cole to fellow Republicans in preparation for the 2006, mid-term elections. Point two is my favorite. Has Cole looked at the inceases in non-war-related spending in the last few years?

…In 2006 I think we should repeatedly remind the American people of these three things about our opponents:

1) DEMOCRATS FAVOR HIGHER TAXES. You will not find many Americans that will tell you, please take more of my of my hard earned money. They might say, take some more of someone else”s money, but they don”t volunteer their own. Americans want lower taxes.

Our party believes in lower taxes and we should be vocal about it. When Republicans recently lowered taxes, the economy grew, the deficit declined and American families had more money in their pockets. The facts are on our side.

2) DEMOCRATS FAVOR HIGHER GOVERNMENT SPENDING. As we have seen in recent months, Americans are concerned about government spending and the size of the government. Republicans understand this. We are the party of small government.

Just recently we voted to lower the percentage of government spending by just 0.1 percent. Not one Democrat voted for this reduction in spending. Where were the Blue Dogs? They were on the side of bigger government and more spending. Those dogs may bark, but they don”t hunt.

3) DEMOCRATS FAVOR SURRENDER IN IRAQ. Frankly, Jack Murtha and Nancy Pelosi did us a favor when they placed their party on record favoring an immediate pull out from Iraq regardless of the consequences. This allows us to paint the picture about what failure in Iraq would entail for Iraqis, for America and for the cause of freedom and democracy around the world.

Unlike the confused voices on the left, the Republican message on this front is simple, straightforward and honest. Americans want to succeed in a mission that they think is justified and morally right. The President believes this, the troops serving in Iraq believe this and the public does too…

My Soundtrack: The Coast by Cedars on WOXY.

15 December 2005

TO BE DEBUNKED AND RIDICULED…

1635 by Jeff Hess

Softball, the lovable Pee Dee mascot says I’ve been bad for all the piling-on I’ve been doing lately as regards newspapers in general and the Pee Dee in particular. I was taught it isn’t nice to kick someone when they’re down. So I’m going to stop. Really, I am. Hand to my heart, I won’t say anything bad about the Pee Dee anymore. Promise.

Gotcha! From The New Republlic Online…

Two months ago, I began reading the newspaper with a new set of eyes. That’s when The New Republic launched The Plank, a crackling blog to which I regularly contribute. Before my new career, I had largely consumed the Times, the Post, and the Journal in search of information. Now I read them in search of items. This eternal quest for Plank grist has changed my relationship to these papers. They used to be my Starbucks buddies, but now I treat them more as adversaries, to be debunked and ridiculed…

Keep reading…

My Soundtrack: Thinking About You by Ivy on WOXY.

15 December 2005

BACKDROPPIN’…

0519 by Jeff Hess


President George Bush has been giving a lot of speeches over the past couple of weeks. In the process he has polished the message tactic known as backdropping. Animation magician Mark Fiore rips on the practice by politicians across the spectrum. Can we get back to substance, please?

14 December 2005

VERY COOL…

0603 by Jeff Hess


I remember about 15 years ago when I bought a wallet key. It’s a credit-card-sized plastic version of my car key that can be used in emergencies. Now I can add 128 MB flash card to my tri-fold wallet. One of the things that bothers me about these, and other, tiny memory devices is that they are so losable. Where are your keys?

13 December 2005

SOMETHING TO MAKE BILL O’REILLY’S HEAD EXPLODE…

0731 by Jeff Hess


I’ll actually be traveling to Marietta in a couple of weeks to share the Christmas festivities with my family and it’s always a wonderful time of the year. I fully support the Take Back Christmas movement among Christians. But they have to realize that the enemy is Corporate America and the rationale is business. Nothing more.

My Soundtrack: Idaho by Finest Dearest on WOXY.

13 December 2005

FOR PERSONAL REASONS…?

0657 by Jeff Hess

[Update — 1645 — From Raw Story:

O’Dell’s resignation comes just days after reports from BradBlog.com that the company was facing imminent securities fraud litigation surrounding charges of insider trading. It also comes on the heels of a RAW STORY interview with a Diebold insider, who raised new allegations of technical woes inside the company, as well as concerns that Diebold may have mishandled elections in Georgia and Ohio.

Ya think?]

Walden O’Dell, the chairman and chief executive officer of Akron-based Diebold resigned yesterday for personal reasons. The company, which manufactures computerized voting machines, has been under increasing scrutiny as fair-voting advocates continue to question skewed election results such as the recent vote on issues 2, 3, 4 and 5.

12 December 2005

I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO…

2127 by Jeff Hess


I attempted to email Pee Dee Reader Representative Ted Diadun this evening to respond to his column in this morning’s paper. But, as you can see from the above, the cleveland.com system doesn’t like me for some reason. Anyway, here’s what I had to say to Ted about his idea of the superiority of newspapers:

Shalom Ted,

That’s why I’m a fan of newspapers. I believe them. You can believe the information you read in them, and trust that it has gone through that barrage of questions above.

You mean like the way we could trust the reporting of Judith Miller?

B’shalom,

Jeff Hess

hess@havecoffeewillwrite.com
http://www.havecoffeewillwrite.com

There is good, mediocre and bad in all things. Theodore Sturgeon once said that 95 percent of everything is crap. Perhaps Ted (and Dick) should get their own house in order (for at least as long as they have a house) before flailing about at technologies they don’t quiet grasp.

My Soundtrack: Crazy Beat by Blur on WOXY.

12 December 2005

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE…!

2028 by Jeff Hess

Vice President Dick Cheney has been impersonating God. In a transcript of an intercom exchange recorded in March 2002, a voice positively identified as the vice president’s identifies himself as the Lord thy God and promotes the invasion of Iraq, as well as the use of torture in prisoner interrogations. Now I get it.

12 December 2005

SCRAP THE PRESSES…

0834 by Jeff Hess

Washington Post chairman Don Graham said publicly… this week that the future of news is on the Internet, not in print newspapers like the Washington Post. The Web site simply has to come through, ours and that of other newspapers, for us to be successful, Graham told investment analysts Wednesday in New York. Take THAT Dick!

[Update — 0910 — Jill has alerted us to the First Feagler Awards.]

11 December 2005

IS IT SPAM…?

0758 by Jeff Hess

I got this email this morning. Usually I can spot spam and it quickly gets deleted. This could be a legitimate email, but there are enough telltales in it to set my Lemming Meter ticking. If it is spam, then the wetware elements are good. It’s just vague enough to entice someone to email back and then gotcha!, the spammer has a hot address.

And, more importantly, if it is spam then the spammer is a particularly vile form of that loathsome creature. Here is email I recieved:

Dear Sir,

My cousinl, Dennis Zilinski was recently killed in the war by a roadside bombing. I am trying to access the reply he sent to you regarding the Business Week cover. Could you please help me to obtain it.?

Thank you

Donna McCabe

The bold and typos are exactly as they appear in the original. The return address is jdmac@********.net

Dennis Zilinski was a real soldier who died in the service of our country on Saturday, 19 November.

The obvious question, of course, did I ever recieve a reply from a Dennis Zilinski about a Business Week cover? Not that I can find.

What do you think?

My Soundtrack: First Base by The Capes on WOXY.

11 December 2005

WHO DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING…?

0702 by Jeff Hess

The Royal City, Washington, school district attempted to dodge its culpability in a teacher’s rape of a 13-year-old student by claiming that the girl was partially responsible. This is a direct result of society’s acquiescence to the idea of trying children for murder. If we want to treat 13-year-olds as adults, give them the vote. Otherwise, shut up.

According to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, the state’s Supreme Court ruled school district was whacked. Actually, that’s not true. Seven of the court’s nine judges ruled the school district was whacked. The other two judges ruled that they were OK with that and that the little tramp asked for it.

If Supreme Court judges are elected in Washington, then those, unnamed, two should be history at the next election, if not sooner. If they’re not elected then they should be removed from the bench by whatever legal means at the disposal to the citizens of Washington. I nominate Terry at I See Invisible People to lead the charge.

My Soundtrack: The Pioneers by Bloc Party on WOXY.

10 December 2005

RICHARD PRYOR: 1940-2005

2134 by Jeff Hess

Richard Pryor worked for me on board the USS Bainbridge back in the ’70s. I wrote him up once and sent him to XO’s mast. We called him Po, a nickname he’d picked up in Denver. He was no relation to the Richard Pryor who left us today. That Pryor was part of my youth. He made me laugh until it hurt and then pushed it more. I’ll miss him.

10 December 2005

HONORING ALL THE CASUALTIES…

2006 by Jeff Hess

Combat deaths don’t tell the whole story. Seven House Democrats want the story told. Representatives John Conyers (D-MI), Sam Farr (D-CA), Raul M. Grijalva (D-AZ), Carolyn Maloney (D-NY), Betty McCollum (D-MN), Jim McDermott (D-WA) and Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) sent this letter to President George Bush:

December 7, 2005

The Honorable George W. Bush
President of the United States of America
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Dear Mr. President:

We are concerned that the Department of Defense has been under-reporting casualties in Iraq by only reporting non-fatal casualties incurred in combat. We write today to request that you provide the American people with a full accounting of the American casualties in Iraq since the March 19, 2003 invasion, including a full accounting of the fatalities, the wounded, those who have contracted illnesses during their time overseas, and those suffering from mental afflictions as a result of their service in Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom. We are concerned that the figures that were released to the public by your Administration do not accurately represent the true toll that this war has taken on the American people.

On November 21, 2004, CBS’ 60 Minutes led its program with a segment on the subject of uncounted “non-combat” casualties. They interviewed badly injured soldiers who were upset by their being excluded from the official count, even though they were, in one soldier’s words, “in hostile territory…”. The Pentagon declined to be interviewed, instead sending a letter that contained information not included in published casualty reports. “More than 15,000 troops with so-called ‘non-battle’ injuries and diseases have been evacuated from Iraq,” wrote the Department of Defense. John Pike, Director of GlobalSecurity.org told 60 Minutes in that segment that this uncounted casualty figure “would have to be somewhere in the ballpark of over 20, maybe 30,000.”

As you know, more than one in four U.S. troops have come home from the Iraq war with health problems that require medical or mental health treatment. Thus, with more than 300,000 troops having served in Iraq, this amounts to at least 50,000 cases of mental trauma. Moreover, 101,000 of the 431,000 troops who have returned home from service in Iraq and Afghanistan and who have separated from the military, have sought help. This figure shows the Pentagon’s official Iraq casualty count of 2,082 U.S. troops killed, and 15,477 wounded as of today, to be inaccurate by several multiples. What we cannot understand is why you are only reporting the total American casualty figure at just over 15,000 when you know that this figure is not an accurate representation of the facts and does not represent the entire picture of American lives affected by the war. We also need to understand where your numbers are coming from and how you arrived at them given the facts and data that has been released from the Pentagon.

Based on the data that have been released by your Administration and the unofficial data that are coming out of the Pentagon, what we can be certain of is that at least tens of thousands of young men and women have been physically or psychologically damaged for life. To be exact, the figure ranges somewhere between 15,000 and 101,000 today. This is a staggering range of casualties by any standard, as these casualties will affect the lives of at least hundreds of thousands of family members and others. We cannot emphasize enough how important it is that we understand the gravity of the situation that we are faced with.

Since the March 2003 invasion, our troops have been dying at a rate of about 800 a year, with most killed in action by crude but powerful roadside bombs. More than 90 percent of the deaths have come after you declared an end to “major combat operations” on May 1, 2003. Moreover, the Pentagon reports that of the service members returning from the Iraq war this year, 47 percent saw someone wounded or killed, or saw a dead body. This is no small matter that can be downplayed by superficial reassurances designed to temporarily assuage the uneasiness of the American public. The effects of this war will remain for many years to come and each and every one of us will have to cope with it.

The American people have sacrificed a great deal as a result of this war and they deserve to know what you know. Those who have sacrificed deserve to know that their sacrifice counted and that their service abroad was as recognizable as that of our fallen soldiers. Further, the failure of your Administration to acknowledge the loss of Iraqi lives prevents the American people from having a complete picture of the cost of this war. We urge you to honor your duty as our Commander-in-Chief to keep the American people regularly informed of the true human cost of the Iraq War.

It is difficult to hold anyone accountable, unless there is an accounting.

My Soundtrack: The Shameless Moment by Saxon Shore on WOXY.

10 December 2005

EUGENE MCCARTHY: 1916-2005

1842 by Jeff Hess

I was too young to Get Clean For Gene — hell, I squeaked in 1968 — but my nascent political sense awakened that year when a brave senator from Minnesota stood up and said the Vietnam War was wrong. Seven years and tens of thousands of U.S. servicemen’s deaths later the last helicopter fled the U.S. Embassy compound in Saigon.

Senator Eugene McCarthy died in his sleep today. He was 81. Giants strode the Earth then. I wish we could entice a few back.

My Soundtrack: Feed by Swell on WOXY.

10 December 2005

CALVIN’S SNOWMEN…

1733 by Jeff Hess


Bill Watterson’s Calvin took us on many adventure — into deep space and far back in the past — but if I were to name one repeated storyline that says it all about Calvin (and Watterson) it would the snowmen. Terrorized, brutalized, decapitated, and most tellingly, walking in lockstep to their mindless jobs, they are Calvin’s id.

10 December 2005

FAIR IS FAIR…

0825 by Jeff Hess


A while back I posted about the launching of the USS Jimmy Carter. My dad forwarded news to me of the launching of the USS William Jefferson Clinton. It used to be that Conservatives were the humorless ones in American politics. Sadly, I think, Liberals are now the ones who forget to laugh. It is the best medicine.

The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum beer cans and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

The ship’s purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense — in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV’s The Real World.

Liberty call!

My Soundtrack: Get Off This by Cracker on WOXY.

9 December 2005

A USED… PINK BATHROBE…

0622 by Jeff Hess

…A rare… mint snowglobe… That’s the opening refrain from The eBay Song that is now burned into my head thanks to Jaclyn over at Let The Lady Speak.. And yes, Jaclyn, I do know people who are addicted to eBay. Dick Cheney once said that if we counted all the commerce on eBay the economy would be seen as really booming.

8 December 2005

WE HAVE A WINNER …!

0534 by Jeff Hess

My Have Coffee Will Write/WOXY 1st Blogaversary Irony Contest has come to a close. Thank you to all my readers for submitting your picks for most ironic/uncanny WOXY music associated with one of my posts. My distinguished panel of judges (well really, just me) had a difficult time picking. The winning bloggers are:

NewsBlog 5000
Let The Lady Speak… and…
Brewed Fresh Daily.

My Soundtrack: Warsaw by Joy Division on WOXY.

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