10 July 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0002 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Coffee: A Dark History by Anthony Wild.

Coffee is the world”s most valuable trading commodity after oil. p. 3

My Soundtrack: Record Function by Canada on WOXY.

9 July 2006

EQUIVOCATE AND LIE…

1350 by Jeff Hess

The people at Earn And Learn obviously have a very low opinion of Ohio voters. Instead of sending out people to gather petition signatures who address Ohioans as responsible adults who, when presented with truthful information, will make reasonable choices, the E&L folks feel they have to lie to us. And how are they lying?

From this morning’s Toledo Blade

The Rev. David Downton was irked when a young man recently approached him outside a Kroger’s in Jackson and asked him to sign a petition promising college scholarships for Ohio high-school graduates.

When the 57-year-old southern Ohio Presbyterian pastor asked where the money would come from, the young man couldn’t answer the question. Finally, an older man circulating a separate petition on a different issue walked up and explained that the program would be funded by slot machines.

“That irritated me. That’s false advertising,” said Mr. Downton.

This is not about educating students folks. This is about a tiny cabal of very weatlhy people getting even more wealthy. This is about dropping 31,500 one-armed bandits into nine locations around the state. This is about G A M B L I N G.

And if the people behind this can’t be upfront about this then what are they ashamed of?

My Soundtrack: Even Science Hears It by Kimone on WOXY.

9 July 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0039 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Seducing The Demon by Erica Jong.

If you want to be a nice person, don”t write. There”s no way to do it without grinding up your loved ones and making them into raw hamburger. It”s hard to do it and keep a social schedule. The essential chapter will sometimes arrive on the night of a dinner party. Your job is to be always ready. Writing is not a life. It is, as Graham Greene said in the title of his autobiography, a sort of life.

My Soundtrack: Highlights by Van Hunt on WOXY.

8 July 2006

THE DECIDER HAS DECIDED…

0902 by Jeff Hess


From Wiley Miller.

8 July 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0034 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Seducing The Demon by Erica Jong.

There are three rules for writing novels, Somerset Maugham said; unfortunately, nobody knows what they are. p. 235

My Soundtrack: Better by Regina Spektor on WOXY.

7 July 2006

NOW THIS IS DESECRATION…

1849 by Jeff Hess

From those delusional folks at the World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church in Memphis, Tennesse.

[Updage — 0936, 8 July — two thoughts have come to me since I posted this.

First, would the $260,000 have been better used feeding the hungry and clothing the naked? (WWJD?)

Second, in its left hand the statue is holding a copy of the Ten Commandments; the second of which reads: do not make or worship idols. But I doubt that anyone there would appreciate the irony.]

7 July 2006

DID CALVIN GROW UP TO BE KARL…?

0740 by Jeff Hess


Bill Watterson first published this in 1995.

7 July 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0029 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Seducing The Demon by Erica Jong.

I”ve always thought that the idea of genre was a blot on the soul of literature. Categories like novel, memoir, biography have no value when you”re writing – however much value they may have to librarians or bookstores. p. 201

My Soundtrack: Revelry by Sea Ray on WOXY.

6 July 2006

WAL MART WEDNESDAY…

1501 by Jeff Hess

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the universe’s source for cheap plastic crap. In its continuing attempts to put a smiley face on its rapine policies, the Bentonvile behemoth is attempting to expand into Free Trade Coffee. In explaining Free Trade Coffee to my friend Cavana I asked him to imagine De Beers marketing Free Trade diamonds.

IT”S ALL COUNTERFIET GUYS… Here”s how it works. You select a well-known premium brand, find a manufacturer that can mass produce a reasonable facsimile of the product and then you flood the marketplace with these knockoffs at a fraction of the normal retail price. Keep reading…

IS 165 PERCENT ENOUGH…? The Peace and Justice Action League of Spokane wants Spokane, Washington”s, city council to pass a Big Box ordinance requiring certain companies to pay workers as much as 165 percent of the state”s minimum wage. The ordinance requires that: Keep reading…

FAIR TRADE…? WAL MART…? R I G H T… The Bentonvile Behemoth makes it official: Fair Trade Coffee is just feel-good marketing nonsense. Yes. A few farmers do get paid marginally more per pound of coffee, but the net effect on the coffee industry is miniscule. It”s sizzle. Not steak. Keep reading…

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… I promised my co-blogger Jonathan that I would follow the he said/she said discussion on Slate: Is Wal-Mart Good for the American Working Class? I”ve read all six parts and it was all I could do to keep my eyes open. Keep reading…

WELL, WHERE DID YOU THINK… …your cheap plastic crap came from anyway? Thank you Keith Knight. Keep reading…

NO ARGUMENT HERE… Very early on in the history of this blog, Tim Russo used two illustrations to tie John Rockefellers” Standard Oil to Sam Walton”s Wal Mart. Others have made the comparison, but now Andrew Leonard wants to Break Up Wal Mart. Keep reading…

WAL MART”S DATA BUNKER… Top left: Yahoo satellite map of 342 Commercial lane. Top right: Google satellite map of 342 Commercial lane. Bottom: The data bunker (under the green roof) during construction. Behind the super center at 342 Commercial Lane near Jane, Missouri is Wal Mart”s data bunker. All businesses need to track sales and inventory. But Wally World wants to secretly record you as you try a new shade of lipstick. And sell the video to cosmetic companies. Keep reading…

IS WAL MART”S URBAN STRATEGY BACKFIRING…? Because it has saturated rural America, Wal Mart has been forced in recent years to concentrate its growth in more and more urban areas. The higher density of people means more customers, but it also means more problems: like people demanding a living wage. Keep reading…

WAL MART RAGE II… While researching Whitney”s Wal Mart rage I came across Windchime Walker”s collection of Raging Grannies” and other”s tunes to keep in your hear when Wal Mart is turning your main street in to a ghost town. Sure, most of them are Christmas melodies, but they”re still fun. Keep reading…

HAVE YOU BEEN SCOUTED…? From Carmen and Winslow. Keep reading…

WAL MART RAGE… My Spacer Whitney suffers from Wal Mart Rage. She likes to travel so may be coming to a Wal Mart near you. If you”re a Wal Mart shopper and want to see her turn beet red and send steam out her ears, here”s how to do it. Keep reading…

THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONNECTION… Sometimes I find Wal Mart news in the strangest of places. This one comes from a reader of Andrew Sullivan”s blog The Daily Dish who wanted to comment on the recent national convention of the Southern Baptist Convention. Keep reading…

1,000 AND COUNTING… A little more than a year ago – on 18 May 2005, the third Wednesday of the month when Cleveland”s bloggers gathered at the Arabica on E. 185th – No Cleveland Wal Mart was born; because a group of independent writers and political activists got pissed. Keep reading…

IT”S MINE…! MINE…! ALL MINE…! Here in Cleveland we are blessed with Ken Duncan, a blogger who regularly takes important political issues and turns them poems that he call politry. In honor of the super wealthy”s attempt to once again to hold on to it all, Ken offered this Haiku: Keep reading…

THE PRICE OF THE BEAST… Today is rife with warnings, humor and celebrations of that most famous number among those who just can”t wait for the end of the world to prove them right: 666. Here”s a comprehensive list of permutations, but my favorites are: Keep reading…

THE LIVING-WAGE STICK… Illinois led the way when it required all pharmacies in the state to fill prescriptions for Plan B, the morning-after Pill. Now Chicago is preparing to take another leap at Big Box retailers by requiring a living wage for all employees. Keep reading…

DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN…? I became a fan of guerilla theatre after I read Abbie Hoffman”s Steal This Book (I”m ashamed to say I paid for my copy). These are funny, but the real trick is to think of ways to annoy and discomfort management, not the overworked and underpaid associates. Keep reading…

EMINENT DOMAIN PART II… Wealthy people hire lawyers, and that may be the lesson for Wal Mart in the case of the affluent Hercules. Back on 6 May I wrote how the town”s city council wants use its power of eminent domain to stop the construction of a Wal Mart. Keep reading…

STANDING UP FOR JUSTICE… (George Nemeth, Bill Callahan and I receive the Allison Bonagura Award.) During its annual Spring Celebration Luncheon today, Cleveland Jobs With Justice honored Bill Callahan, George Nemeth and me as its 2006 recipients of its Allison Bonagura Award. The award for rank-and-file activism is named after a Cleveland union activist. Keep reading…

OWNED BY A FOUR-YEAR OLD… Sometimes I think there needs to be a help group for WMAV”s: Wal Mart Abuse Victims. In yet another example of how CSM (Customer Service Manager) is just another euphemism at Wally World, this tale makes RJ a perfect candidate. Keep reading…

OVER THE HEDGE, UNDER THE TABLE… The folks at Wally World like Over The Hedge, a computer animated movie that is an indictment of the same sort of suburban over consumption that the film encourages through its marketing, writes Christy Lemire, movie critic for the Associated Press. Keep reading…

NOT BAD FOR THREE MONTH”S WORK… Despite higher fuel costs – or perhaps because of them – Wal Mart posted a $2.6 billion profit for its first quarter, up from $2.5 billion for the same quarter last year. The per-share earnings were 2-cents higher than forecast by Wall Street analysts. Keep reading…

ALL WRAPPED UP IN YELLOW TAPE… Imagine hundreds of protestors wearing hazardous materials suits and face masks wrapping Wal Marts in bright yellow caution tape. That the goal for the Quarantine Wal Mart Group. According to a spokesperson… Keep reading…

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT PARDNER… OK, so Forrest Gump didn”t really invent the Smiley Face, but there was an ad agency guy who did and he forgot to copyright the image. Now the Bentonvile Behemoth claims it has exclusive rights to use the happy little guy in retail settings. Keep reading…

AMERICA@WORK… Thanks to The Blast Furnace for the heads up on this weekend”s America@Work event at Cleveland, Ohio”s I-X Center. The show features 100 percent American, union-made products with plenty of giveaways. Admission is free but parking is $8. Keep reading…

WAL MART AND EMINENT DOMAIN… I don”t think anyone has yet tried to use eminent domain to prevent Wal Mart from building a store in their community but that is what Hercules, California, has done. The town wants to snatch 17-acres of undeveloped land away from the Bentonvile Behemoth. Keep reading…

NEW FLICKR POOL… Reader Peter Stinson has taken up the No Wal Mart Photos gauntlet and created a new flickr pool. The pool is open to anyone who wishes to add photos taken either inside or outside of a Wal Mart Do you have a favorite? Keep reading…

My Soundtrack: What’s Wrong With Me by Skye on WOXY.

6 July 2006

I WANT TO DO THIS…

0228 by Jeff Hess


I wanted to be an astronaut, but I was born too early. Sigh…

6 July 2006

OLDIES BUT, WELL… OLDIES…

0105 by Jeff Hess

Parents of boomers (like my dad, who sent this list) will enjoy the next 20 years as boomers join AARP and collect (just kidding) Social Security checks. Perhaps more than any earlier generation, it was music that defined us. While hearing a 62-year-old Pete Townsend sing I Hope I Die Before I Get Old may be ironic, these are just plain funny.

1. Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got A Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash
4. Ringo Starr — I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon — Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through The Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade Of Hair
11. Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations — Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone
13. Abba — Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson — On The Commode Again
17. Leslie Gore’s — It’s My Procedure And I’ll Cry If I want To

And my own addition:

18. The Who — I Hope I Die Before Social Security Runs Out

My Soundtrack: Melatonin by Silversun Pickups on WOXY.

6 July 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0020 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Seducing The Demon by Erica Jong.

The idea of escaping into a book and running away with the author or the characters is something we”ve all felt. We find the fantasy in Peter Pan, in Mary Poppins, in The Wizard of Oz, in fairy tales like The Twelve Dancing Princesses. What if we could enter that magical world, come back, and the only sign of our trespass into the magic was worn shoe leather or a scarf carelessly left in the scene on the mantelpiece plate? We all want to move between dream and reality with such ease.

I certainly do. If I could go to sleep one night, wake up in Renaissance Venice and have an affair with William Shakespeare… well, at least I could write a book about it. Is the desire to write very close to the desire to escape? Is that why the compulsion is so strong? The world we live in is appalling. Can there be a better one somewhere?

[snip]

That is why being a writer has meant forays into the realm of demons. That”s why it”s such a dangerous profession. In order to make the world of fantasy real, you have to believe in it yourself – at least for the time you”re writing the book. P. 193-4

My Soundtrack: Kate by Sambassadeur on WOXY.

5 July 2006

FREE TO THE FIRST NINE COMMENTERS…

1713 by Jeff Hess


I just ordered 10 of these bumper stickers. One will go on my lap top. The others will go to the first nine commenters who leave me a valid email address (in their ID, you don’t need to share it with the world). I’ll email you to get a snailmail address or, if the bumper stickers arrive in time, I’ll pass them out at Bloggapalooza.

And the winners are:

1. Gloria Ferris
2. George Nemeth
3. Molly Danzinger
4. Hot Coffee Girl
5. Plunderbund

5 July 2006

WARMER AND MORE ACIDIC…

1113 by Jeff Hess

From the Washington Post this morning comes a story about how the oceans’ struggle to absorb the CO2 we’re producing is shifting the pH level towards the acidic. This shift in pH in turn threatens the World’s coral reefs which are already under attack from rising sea levels. Coral reefs are the incubators for most saltwater ecosystems.

5 July 2006

HOW MANY DO YOU THINK…

1014 by Jeff Hess


… will fall for this spam? The click here (thank you view code) sends you to: http://web.labian.net/~zabbix/%20/%20%20/index.html. The Internal Revenue Service has been tracking this scam, and ones like it since at least November, 2005. These are pretty ballsy spammers to risk the ire of the tax man.

5 July 2006

CONTINUING ENLIGHTENMENT…

0808 by Jeff Hess

Molly at After Enlightenment is wrestling with world news in general and the genocide in Darfur in particular. I do wish more people would would follow Molly’s example and take the time to seek unederstanding about what is going on in the world. It’s not what we don’t know that hurts us, it’s what we know that ain’t so. (Mark Twain or Will Rogers.)

5 July 2006

THE MEANING OF JULY FOURTH FOR THE NEGRO

0757 by Jeff Hess

Yesterday I devoted my blog to our Declaration of Independence. Our second most important document, our Constitution, fell short of Jefferson’s language and it would take nearly 100 years and a horrible civil war to begin to rectify that deficit. So when the Frederick Douglas was asked to speak on this day in 1852, he said.

Mr. President, Friends and Fellow Citizens:

He who could address this audience without a quailing sensation, has stronger nerves than I have. I do not remember ever to have appeared as a speaker before any assembly more shrinkingly, nor with greater distrust of my ability, than I do this day. A feeling has crept over me quite unfavorable to the exercise of my limited powers of speech. The task before me is one which requires much previous thought and study for its proper performance. I know that apologies of this sort are generally considered flat and unmeaning. I trust, however, that mine will not be so considered. Should I seem at ease, my appearance would much misrepresent me. The little experience I have had in addressing public meetings, in country school houses, avails me nothing on the present occasion.

The papers and placards say that I am to deliver a Fourth of July Oration. This certainly sounds large, and out of the common way, for me. It is true that I have often had the privilege to speak in this beautiful Hall, and to address many who now honor me with their presence. But neither their familiar faces, nor the perfect gage I think I have of Corinthian Hall seems to free me from embarrassment.

The fact is, ladies and gentlemen, the distance between this platform and the slave plantation, from which I escaped, is considerable-and the difficulties to he overcome in getting from the latter to the former are by no means slight. That I am here to-day is, to me, a matter of astonishment as well as of gratitude. You will not, therefore, be surprised, if in what I have to say I evince no elaborate preparation, nor grace my speech with any high sounding exordium. With little experience and with less learning, I have been able to throw my thoughts hastily and imperfectly together; and trusting to your patient and generous indulgence I will proceed to lay them before you.

This, for the purpose of this celebration, is the Fourth of July. It is the birth day of your National Independence, and of your political freedom. This, to you, as what the Passover was to the emancipated people of God. It carries your minds back to the day, and to the act of your great deliverance; and to the signs, and to the wonders, associated with that act, and that day. This celebration also marks the beginning of another year of your national life; and reminds you that the Republic of America is now 76 years old. l am glad, fellow-citizens, that your nation is so young. Seventy-six years, though a good old age for a man, is but a mere speck in the life of a nation. Three score years and ten is the allotted time for individual men; but nations number their years by thousands. According to this fact, you are, even now, only in the beginning of your national career, still lingering in the period of childhood. I repeat, I am glad this is so. There is hope in the thought, and hope is much needed, under the dark clouds which lower above the horizon. The eye of the reformer is met with angry flashes, portending disastrous times; but his heart may well beat lighter at the thought that America is young, and that she is still in the impressible stage of her existence. May he not hope that high lessons of wisdom, of justice and of truth, will yet give direction to her destiny? Were the nation older, the patriot’s heart might be sadder, and the reformer’s brow heavier. Its future might be shrouded in gloom, and the hope of its prophets go out in sorrow. There is consolation in the thought that America is young.-Great streams are not easily turned from channels, worn deep in the course of ages. They may sometimes rise in quiet and stately majesty, and inundate the land, refreshing and fertilizing the earth with their mysterious properties. They may also rise in wrath and fury, and bear away, on their angry waves, the accumulated wealth of years of toil and hardship. They, however, gradually flow back to the same old channel, and flow on as serenely as ever. But, while the river may not be turned aside, it may dry up, and leave nothing behind but the withered branch, and the unsightly rock, to howl in the abyss-sweeping wind, the sad tale of departed glory. As with rivers so with nations.

Keep reading, please…

My Soundtrack: Love by Seekonk on WOXY.

5 July 2006

FROM FRAN IN SAN MIGUEL DE ALLENDE…

0731 by Jeff Hess


No television program, no Omnimax movie, no Internet site, no telling nor description of any kind can match a single moment of being there. Fran and Mike have discovered a moment that among the six billion or so humans alive at this moment, a fraction as tiny as this hummingbird’s eye may have shared.

5 July 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0032 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Seducing The Demon by Erica Jong.

And I seize my pen again and begin the dangerous, deceptive game anew, seeking to capture with my flexible, double-pointed nib the sparking, fugitive words! It is merely a brief crisis, the itching of a scar.

The itching of a scar. What a perfect description of the urge to write. p. 170

My Soundtrack: Back In Town by Sound Team on WOXY.

4 July 2006

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776…

0017 by Jeff Hess

In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. –That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. -Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton, John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry, Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery, Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott, William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris, Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark. Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross. Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean, Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton, George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton, William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn, Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton, Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall and George Walton.

Click here to listen to the staff of National Public Radio read from the our most important document.

I don’t want anything else posted to my blog today. If the World Ends, you’ll just have to read about it elsewhere. Happy United States of America.

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