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1231 by Jeff HessThe schools now:
It is all about self-esteem
in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem,
make them feel good
about themselves.
If everybody grows up
with high self-esteem,
who is going to dance
in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen
to our porno industry?
These women don’t
just grow on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads
missing dance recitals
before you decide
to blow a goat
on the internet
for fifty bucks.
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