3 August 2007

BUBBLE BOY DAVID VETTER, 1971-1984…

1335 by Jeff Hess

It’s difficult to write an introduction to this. I’m no longer surprised by the shameful behavior of that horrible but tiny world of doctors and scientists in search of answers who are blinded by their own ambitions. The second David Vetter had ought not to have been born. The doctors had other plans.

Nonetheless, Dr. Montgomery, another of David’s original doctors, brought the meeting to an upbeat close. Under similar circumstances, he said, he would start this project again with another child.

“How many more?” someone asked.

“Until I determined that there was no more information to be gained by such a thing,” Montgomery replied, “or if the outcome was certain.”

The Reverend Raymond J. Lawrence, the chaplain of Texas Children’s, had convened the meeting, but he was disappointed by its results. The real ethical issues, he says, were never discussed.

I have no clue why this story, published more than 10 years ago, has come to light. But sometimes it’s just good to be reminded that it’s good to remember.

3 August 2007

HOW DEAD-AND-GONE WILL YOUR CHILDREN BE…?

1318 by Jeff Hess

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3 August 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

CAPT Benjamin Tupper: Ski and I met on a hot summer morning in Ghazni, Afghanistan. I was inspecting one of our base’s fighting positions when a tall, thin kid with glasses and a pencil-thin moustache ambled up to me. His camouflage boonie cap sat cocked sideways on his head, and his pistol belt hung low off his hip. He didn’t salute me. He didn’t even…

3 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog head scratch I present: From My Dad.

How to Win in Iraq
And how to lose.

BY ARTHUR HERMAN
Thursday, March 29, 2007 12:01 a.m. EDT

“It is best if an enemy nation comes and surrenders of its own accord.” –Du You (735-812)

To the student of counterinsurgency warfare, the war in Iraq has reached a critical but dismally familiar stage.

On the one hand, events in that country have taken a more hopeful direction in recent months. Operations in the city of Najaf in January presaged a more effective burden-sharing between American and Iraqi troops than in the past. The opening moves of the so-called surge in Baghdad, involving increased American patrols and the steady addition of more than 21,000 ground troops, have begun to sweep Shiite militias from the streets, while their leader, Moqtada al-Sadr, has gone to ground. Above all, the appointment of Lt. Gen. David Petraeus, the author of the U.S. Army’s latest counterinsurgency field manual, as commander of American ground forces in Iraq bespeaks the Pentagon’s conviction that what we need to confront the Iraq insurgency is not more high-tech firepower but the time-tested methods of unconventional or “fourth generation” warfare.

In Washington, on the other hand, among the nation’s political class, the growing consensus is that the war in Iraq is not only not winnable but as good as lost–Rep. Henry Waxman of California, for one, has proclaimed that the war is lost. Politicians who initially backed the effort, like Democratic Sens. Hillary Clinton and Joseph Biden, and Republican Reps. Walter Jones and Tom Davis, have been busily backing away or out, insisting that Iraq has descended into civil war and that Americans are helpless to shape events militarily. A growing number, like Rep. John Murtha, even suggest that the American presence is making matters worse. The Democratic Party has devoted much internal discussion to whether and how to restrict the President’s ability to carry out even the present counterinsurgency effort.

In short, if the battle for the hearts and minds of Iraqis still continues and is showing signs of improvement, the battle for the hearts and minds of Congress, or at least of the Democratic majority, seems to be all but over. In the meantime, still more adamant on the subject are many of our best-known pundits and media commentators. According to Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, who speaks for many, Iraq “is so broken it can’t even have a proper civil war,” and America is therefore now left with but a single option: “how we might disengage with the least damage possible.” To the left of Mr. Friedman and his ilk are the strident and often openly anti-American voices of organizations like MoveOn.org.

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3 August 2007

TO LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE…

0726 by Jeff Hess

Whoever you are-tell me what unforgiving series
of moments has added up to this one: a man
making himself presentable to the world in front
of the world, as if life has revealed to him the secret
that all our secrets from one another are imaginary.

From Tell Me by Anne Pierson Wiese.

3 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from We Are The Ones We Have Been Waitinbg For by Alice Walker.

After the end
And before the beginning
In time, too,
Let it alone, don”t try so hard.
This is God, too.
All of you is.

p. 52

2 August 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is Shorten & Personalize Your Firefox Menu Toolbar.

2 August 2007

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT COMMANDMENTS…

1326 by Jeff Hess

2 August 2007

COULD OUR LEGISLATURE BE ANY MORE LAME…?

1317 by Jeff Hess


The sad thing is that I know that the answer to my question is yes. And I’m sure these refugees from a rejected Monty Python skit in Columbus will prove me right some time soon. But for now HB 287 is as good example of any that they have no idea what they really need to be doing down there to make Ohio succeed.

HB 287 mandates that any female seeking an abortion must obtain written permission from the father before the procedure can be performed. If the father says no, there is no abortion.

If the female doesn’t know who the father is, she has to present a list to the state so that it can run paternity tests.

If the female is the victim of incest or rape, she must file a police report before seeking an abortion.

Are you pissed off yet?

How about this? If the female gets an abortion in violation of HB 287 then she is guilty of a first degree misdemeanor.

The eight males and lone female responsible for this wonderful piece of 14th century legislation are:

John Adams, R-78, Sidney;
Jeff Wagner, R- 81, Sycamore;
Tom Brinkman, R-34, Cincinnati;
Joesph Uecker, R-66, Miami Township;
Matt Huffman, R-4, Lima;
Diane Fessler, R-79, Bethel Township;
Lynn Wachtmann, R-75, Napoleon;
Matthew Barrett, R-58, Amherst; and
Bruce Goodwin, R-74, Defiance.

Many thanks to I See Invisible People.

2 August 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

Adrian B.: It had been quiet for a couple weeks, with nothing more exciting to write home about than a couple rocket attacks (which, on the most heavily-rocketed FOB in Afghanistan, hadn”t raised any eyebrows). When things are quiet for too long, soldiers tend to get a bit stir-crazy, probably from the accumulated aggression that, under normal…

2 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

1000 by Jeff Hess

Sudden, violent and unexpected death is horrifying under any circumstances, but the wall-to-wall coverage tonight of the bridge collapse in Minneapolis prompts reflection on the kind of people we have become.

The casualties seem to be far fewer than those in the equally horrifying bombings in far-off Baghdad today, and as we wonder about the safety of thousands of aging structures all over the U.S., there is a connection.

How much safer would we be if some of those billions of dollars underwriting the carnage in Iraq had been devoted to modernizing our aging infrastructure at home? Robert Stein

2 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning head scratch I present: From My Dad.

Packet Politics — Netheads take on Bellheads. Look out, Mrs. Clinton.

BY DANIEL HENNINGER
Thursday, March 29, 2007 12:01 a.m. EDT

The thing I like most about the “Hillary 1984” political ad on YouTube isn’t the face, shrouded in a ghastly pixel haze, but the voice. Her voice recedes into a weird, unreal echo. Truth to tell, you could insert any of the faces imploring us now to make them president, and achieve the same effect.

It took some days after it posted on YouTube for the non-Web media to confer legitimacy on the one-minute, 13-second clip, calling it a potential “conflict” between the Hillary and Obama camps. Days later, after claiming ownership of the video, political pro Phil de Vellis wrote on the Huffington Post that he’d done the ad in a Sunday afternoon on his Mac with “some software.” He said there’s more where that came from. “The game has changed.”

He’s right. But it began a long time ago. The change came some 40 years back, when the U.S. defense department bought into a suggestion by electrical engineer Paul Baran, the son of a grocery store owner, that it build a data transmission network based on “packet switching.” This was the Internet.

As someone who’s on the Web too many hours, I have wondered what changing screens hundreds of times each day to access different gobs of “information” has done to the way our brains order the world, which is known as human consciousness. This “change” is having a material effect on just about everything else; why not on who gets elected president next year?

In 1996, an eon ago, Steve G. Steinberg wrote a prescient article in Wired magazine on the battle between what he called Bellheads and Netheads. This was essentially an argument over the network design of the Web between engineers for the established phone companies, the Bellheads, and the anarchic engineers of the Web, Netheads. It was a war between the old world of circuit-switching and the new world of packet-switching, the one we inhabit today.

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2 August 2007

UNPLUG AND LIVE…

0758 by Jeff Hess

In a world where the innocent are malnourished, abused and slaughtered on a daily basis, this is not a big thing, but it still frosted my shorts this morning when I read this little bit of insanity. How long will it be before people download mp3 files of commentary on every moment and bit of minutia of their lives?

Take off the ear buds people. Life is not the stuff going on in your head.

2 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from We Are The Ones We Have Been Waiting For by Alice Walker.

And when someone thanks you for something, you thank them, because you realize it is only their acceptance of your gift that allows you to give. p. 46

1 August 2007

JEW KNEW THIS ONE WAS COMING…

1936 by Jeff Hess


Too bad there’s no embedding as of yet, but maybe they’ll get it together.
And how many of you remember the defunct Jewhoo!

1 August 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is One Firefox Toolbar to Rule Them All.

1 August 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

SGT Roy Batty: SGT Batty is insane. Bonkers. Screaming raving mad. It”s official. The powers that be have shipped the broken Nexus 6 out of the sane and rational world of Baghdad and its gleaming model of Jeffersonian democracy, with a hastily typed Letter of Release and a swift kick in the ass. The upside of which is that he is now safe and sound in Germany…

1 August 2007

WAL-MART WEDNESDAY…

1000 by Jeff Hess

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.

WHY CAN”T WAL-MART GO NATIVE…? Sam Walton was a brilliant Southerner. Unfortunately, we focus too much on the brilliant part and forget his Southern roots. That explains why as Wal-Mart has moved out of its incubator problems have risen. Like these in Japan: Keep reading…

AND NO MENTION OF WAL-MART…! Could this be a good sign? Is it possible that Wal-Mart actually cleared its shelves of dangerous, botulism-infected canned chili, stew, hash and other foods? Could it have gotten it right this time? Or did the inspectors just not look on Wal-Mart”s shelves? Keep reading…

IF WE IMPEACH HIM, WHERE WILL HE GO…? Keep reading…

AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring joshuaspetter. Keep reading…

A CHINESE PERSPECTIVE… Keep reading…

WAL-MART JUST DOESN”T UNDERSTAND…? OK, for the writers here at The Writing On The Wal, my headline ought to be plainly obvious. But more and more I”m reading others, often pro-business and Wall Street gnome types, who are coming to much the same conclusion. Take this bit from Markham Lee. Keep reading…

DO YOU SUPPOSE WE SHOULD WARN THIS GUY…? We”ve published so many horror stories about food, especially meat, here that I”m starting to get a queasy stomach just writing about it. So much so, that I want to tackle Supafunk and beg him to drop the crab legs and step away. Keep reading…

WAL-MART SUED OVER ACCOUNTING PRACTICES… Oh come on, what”s $400,000 between friends? After all, that”s not even real money by Wal-Mart standards. But when you”re a small vendor a $200,000 here, $200,000 there can pop your eyes open real fast. From the Arkansas Democrat Gazette: Keep reading…

I”M ON WAL-MART”S SIDE ON THIS ONE… There was a time in the United States when teenagers, and even preteens, were encouraged to show entrepreneurial spirit by find niche jobs that they could. They shined shoes, they sold newspapers on the street and they helped people with their groceries. Keep reading…

BUT DOES IT HANDLE RECALLS…? Electronic ordering, tracking and processing have helped Wal-Mart become the master of getting product into its stores and the partnership with HP Neoview has played an important role. The question I have about this latest system upgrade is this:
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THIS IS HOW IT”S DONE… Keep reading…

1 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone! Don’t take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON’T know!!! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?”

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn’t believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin’s correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again.

When the same person once more answered, I yelled “You’re a jackass!” and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word “jackass,” and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I’d call him up. He’d answer, and I’d yell, “You’re a jackass!” It would always cheer me up.

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1 August 2007

MY COMMENTS…

0629 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

0619 SoCal”s First Female Pulpit Rabbi Dies

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