31 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

0717 by Jeff Hess

The Hollywood glow of the educator-as-hero, a figure familiar from stump speeches and pop entertainment, has faded. Don’t go to HBO’s The Wire, set last season in the Baltimore public school system, for a dose of idealism.

The much-praised independent film Half-Nelson is grim, too, with Ryan Gosling starring as a drug-addicted maverick trying-and failing-to teach history his own way in a New York City middle school. The Sundance Channel’s documentary The Education of Ms. Groves, which aired this week, unsparingly exposes a new teacher’s naive optimism, according to the New York Times.

Freedom Writers is the exception: To watch Hilary Swank single-handedly create an oasis of harmony in a gang-ridden L.A. high school seems a throwback to a simpler narrative arc. Ann Hulbert

31 August 2007

BLINK…

0647 by Jeff Hess

I inhabit who I am, as T’ao Ch’ing says, and walk about
Under the mindless clouds.
      When it ends, it ends. What else?

One morning I’ll leave home and never find my way back-
My story and I will disappear together, just like this.

From After Reading T’ao Ch’ing, I wander Untethered Through the Short Grass by Charles Wright.

31 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Sweeping Changes: A Practical Guide to Zen in Your Home by Gary Thorp.

When you are truly alive, however, you can concentrate wholeheartedly on one task without ignoring the rest of the world. You are still keenly aware of the ticking clock, the telephone, the sound of raindrops on the roof, the smell of baking bread. You see what is before your eyes and hear what is carried to your ears.

Zen students often bow to the dust of the world, in gratitude, just as they bow to the great mountains, rivers and forests of the world. p. 21

30 August 2007

WHO’S WORSE…? CATHOLIC PRIESTS OR REPUBLICANS…?

2006 by Jeff Hess

30 August 2007

MY COMMENTS…

1958 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

1832 On altering/deleting online content, Part II

30 August 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is The mother-load of BBC documentaries.

30 August 2007

WANT TO LIVE LIKE AN EWOK…?

1244 by Jeff Hess

The videos are cool too.

30 August 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

Teflon Don: After I got back to Ramadi I spent two days doing a whole lot of nothing while waiting for my platoon to come back from Falluja. I planned to spend day three turning in extra unused gear at noon, then doing more nothing. I woke up to the phone ringing. The other soldier in the building, left behind on guard duty, answered the call: “Alpha Company…,

30 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

1150 by Jeff Hess

I have long suspected that human beings are constitutionally incapable of being in the continuous presence of any human being for more than 24 hours without becoming irritated or bored or both.

The one exception to this rule is the person with whom one is having sexual relations. Sex allows us to experience a dopamine surge in the presence of another individual, and this “hit of ecstasy” resets our boredom-and-irritation meters for that individual to zero. I not only tolerate my wife, I positively crave her company and am happy to be in the same small space with her for weeks on end. I don”t feel that way about anyone else, including people I love dearly. Dan Gilbert

30 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

JOKES FOR THE OLDER CROWD

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”

“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,

“I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”

***

An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

“Yes, Dad, what is it?”

“Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”

***

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

***

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for

***

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

***

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

***

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

***

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

***

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

***

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

***

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.

***

If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.

***

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.

***

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.

***

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The second old guy says, “That’s OK, It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The first old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”

The second old guy says: “Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”

To which the first old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours.”

***

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive. So I took her to a gas station.

30 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Sweeping Changes: A Practical Guide to Zen in Your Home by Gary Thorp.

You are always entering through the doorway to this very moment. There is no retreat. No heading for the exits. Just a continual “going in” to this eternal now. p. 13

29 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

2108 by Jeff Hess

“No, I don”t think you understand. I don”t believe it”s sustainable-‘organic,” if you will-to FedEx meat all around the country,” Joel told me. “I”m afraid if you want to try one of our chickens, you”re going to have to drive down here to pick it up.” Joel Salatin

29 August 2007

MY COMMENTS…

1406 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

2131 Because I’ll Be On Vacation…
2125 Learning Students’ Names…Best Way To Manage Your Classroom
1212 (Great Job With BNN by the way)

29 August 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is From Hunter to Hunted.

29 August 2007

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

SFC Toby Nunn: Since being in the Guard I have been faced with many challenges. The largest is being around inexperienced people that lack the proper training to execute their duties. Another is trying to get civilian-minded people to see the big military and tactical picture that they are now a major part of. With this comes some humorous moments…

29 August 2007

WAL-MART WEDNESDAY…

1000 by Jeff Hess

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.

AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring killercondoms69. Keep reading…

RUN APU… WAL-MART”S GOT YOUR SLUSHIE… Wal-Mart hears the plop, plop of Tesco convenience stores invading the urban market it covets and is responding with two micro prototypes: an upscale grocery and a corner drugstore, each one-tenth the size of Wal-Mart”s macro supercenters. Keep reading…

MANAGING FROM THE STRATOSPHERE… Business Week”s Pallavi Gogoi writes this morning about how Wal-Mart Managers view the changes the retailer is making from the top down, with, it seems, not a lot of input from the managers whose stores are effected. Keep reading…

CRANKY GEEKS ON WAL-MART AND DRM… Keep reading…

AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring FakeLaughFilms. Keep reading…

CHARLIE AND LEE HAVE A CHAT… Robert wrote about this back on 23 October 06, but Charlie Rose was good enough to put the actual video up yesterday. Keep reading…

REMEMBER DRAFT FCB…? If you don”t. Maybe these will jog your memory. Keep reading…

HAPPY THINGS… The blogger at I See Invisible People obviously didn”t get the memo about the importance of that Facebook account. Happy thing: Shopko sells just about everything needed for a college kid apartment at great prices, without the evilness factor of Wal-Mart. Keep reading…

BURKA-MART… Keep reading…

CAN WAL-MART WITHDRAW FROM THE MARKET…? Robert Reich, former Secretary of Labor for President Bill Clinton, thinks the Chinese could benefit from a little-old fashion government regulation; that in their race to unleash th power of free-market Capitalism, they”ve forgotten their Maoist roots. Keep reading…

IS WAL-MART GOOD FOR AMERICA (1 OF 5)…? Keep reading…

IS WAL-MART GOOD FOR AMERICA (2 OF 5)…? Keep reading…

29 August 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

0801 by Jeff Hess

President Bush plans to ask Congress next month for up to $50 billion in additional funding for the war in Iraq, a White House official said yesterday, a move that appears to reflect increasing administration confidence that it can fend off congressional calls for a rapid drawdown of U.S. forces.

The request — which would come on top of about $460 billion in the fiscal 2008 defense budget and $147 billion in a pending supplemental bill to fund the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq — is expected to be announced after congressional hearings scheduled for mid-September featuring the two top U.S. officials in Iraq. Army Gen. David H. Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker will assess the state of the war and the effect of the new strategy the U.S. military has pursued this year.

[Snip]

The revised supplemental would total about $200 billion, indicating that the cost of the war in Iraq now exceeds $3 billion a week. [My emphasis. JH]Daniel Politi

29 August 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

29 August 2007

I’D BE CRANKIN’ LYNYRD SKYNYRD…

0644 by Jeff Hess

I went downstairs, pulled the shades,
put on Tina Turner
and cranked it up loud
and I danced.
I danced.

From Meadowbrook Nursing Home by Alice N. Persons.

29 August 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Sweeping Changes: A Practical Guide to Zen in Your Home by Gary Thorp.

The writer Jack London, gregarious as he was, often felt the need for privacy when he was writing. He hand-lettered a small sign for his door to be used at such times: “1. Please do not enter without knocking. 2. Please do not knock.” p. 12

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