It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.
DO NOT CARRY CAT URINE INTO WAL-MART…! OK, so this story really belongs in the Stupid Criminal category usually found on News Of The Weird, but when I read Cynthia Hunter”s tale of woe, I couldn”t resist. Clearly Tampa does not have a share agreement with CSI: Miami. Keep reading…
IT”S FREE, WE”LL PAY YOU, COME IN, PLEASE…! Wal-Mart has yet to go that low, but it”s really starting to look like Wal-Mart is so desperate to please Wall Street that it will do nearly anything to make investors believe that the company is a good place to put their money. Keep reading…
WAL-MART WHISTLE BLOWER KEEPS A JOB… Business Week reports four months after she followed Wal-Mart”s ethics guidelines and alerted the company to possible insider trading, Chalace Epley Lowry, has a new job: with Wal-Mart. Albeit in a halting and clunky manner, it appears that the system worked. Keep reading…
WAL-MART WINS FIGHT TO SELL BEER…? Even in it”s home state of Arkansas, Wal-Mart has to fight the forces of darkness that would inhibit its inalienable right to sell cheap plastic crap made in China beer. Yes. Beer. At the, and I”m not making this up, Flippin Wal-Mart. Keep reading…
DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY WERE MADE IN CHINA…? Take a hole. Fill it full of garbage. Tamp it down really, really well. Cover it with dirt. Plant grass on top. Sell the land to Wal-Mart to build a store. Sounds like part of Wal-Mart”s whole we”re greening the world initiative. Right? Keep reading…
I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON”T KNOW… Are you one of those people who gets annoyed when someone spoils your joke by shouting out the punchline or ruins your surprise by gushing what”s going to happen just because they can”t contain themselves? Keep reading…
REDS GLOAT OVER UNIONIZING WAL-MART… I”ve written before about the poetic justice of the world”s largest communist nation forcing Wal-Mart to unionize it”s stores. Granted, unions in China are not the same as Service Employee International Union here. Keep reading…
HEAD COPY. Keep reading…
AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring Starmarcmj. Keep reading…
THIS IS A GOOD SIGN… While Lee Scott still hasn”t appointed an Executive Vice President of Product Recalls, this news release is an encouraging sign that Wal-Mart is getting out in front of it”s recall problems. Way to go Mr. Scott! It”s good to know you”re listening. Keep reading…
THIS IS WHY WAL-MART DOESN”T GIVE BREAKS… A, thankfully, unidentified Wal-Mart worker in Lafayette, Colorado, could be the poster child for why Wal-Mart seems to have such a problem with giving its workers breaks and lunches. It really just has their best interests at heart. Keep reading…
I KNOW WE”VE ASKED THE QUESTION BEFORE… At The Writing On The Wal we realize that we”re often preaching to the choir and that those we”d like to reach aren”t reading. The inverse is that we sometimes forget the basic messages like that articulated by the blogger at ridiculous in the middle of nowhere: Keep reading…
LEAVING CASH IN UNATTENDED REGISTERS…? When I was back in college I worked a register in the Jewelry department at Hart”s in Marietta, Ohio. One of the things you never, ever did was leave your cash in the drawer at the end of the shift. You counted it out and signed it over or took the drawer to the safe. Keep reading…
SMELLS LIKE STEELYARD COMMONS… One of the reasons I keep posting at The Writing On The Wal is that I want other communities to have the benefit of the institutional memory we represent. The blog started as No Cleveland Walmart nearly three years ago because we didn”t believe a local developer. Keep reading…
TRANSFORMERS… SCAM ARTISTS IN DISQUISE…! My youngest brother collected the Transformer toys and I remember watching the TV show with him, but I haven”t seen the movie. But it”s obvious that blogger BurgandySkies has and man is she pissed. Not at the movie. At Wal-Mart. Keep reading…
DOMO ARIGATO… NOW GET OUT OF OUR WAY… That”s the message that I got from reading the news this morning that Wal-Mart will increase its position in Japanese retailer Seiyu from 50.9 percent to 100 percent after failing for five years to make the company profitable. Obviously the problem can”t be Wal-Mart”s, right? Keep reading…
PAVING PARADISE… Stacy Higa is a Hilo, Hawaii, councilmember. He decided that paving over a portion of the Big Island of Hawaii (the one with the active volcano) and building a Wal-Mart supercenter to let people stretch their dollars as far as possible was a good thing. Keep reading…
A SAD DAY FOR CLEVELAND, OHIO…
In a little more than 24 hours the doors open on the Steelyard Commons Wal-Mart. At 8:36 a.m. on 19 May 2005 citizens who opposed that store came together and turned the lights on at No Cleveland Walmart intending to stop it from every being built. Keep reading…
SUPERCENTERS RULE…! WELL, NOT REALLY… Despite the cheerleading from Wal-Flack Ron Mosby and claims that the Supercenter concept is the one that provides customers the greatest response to their needs., citizens in California have let the company know that they find the behemoth stores offensive. Keep reading…
RUT ROH… Keep reading…
WAL-MART”S VERSION OF PICKETT”S CHARGE…? On 3 July 1863, the last day of the Battle of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee ordered the disastrous assault on the Union forces under Maj. Gen. Winfield S. Hancock. The term charge here is a misnomer. Keep reading…
YES, JONATHAN… WE”RE (I”M) STILL AT IT… Jonathan (Adler not Rees) at National Review Online seems to think that interested citizens are busy bodies and that $32 million in handouts from our Port Authority aren”t government subsidies. Then there is the matter of the sales tax abatements from the state. Keep reading…
I WON”T GO THAT FAR… Above Wendy Bound”s Wall Street Journal story yesterday, she placed the headline: Forget the War. It”s Wal-Mart That Divides Us. I won”t go that far; dying American service personnel are more important than sales of cheap plastic crap from China. Keep reading…