10 December 2007

WHAT THEY SAID…

1006 by Jeff Hess

How to analyze a candidate debate… Roy Peter Clark provides these tips and back-up (in the form of a classic column about the Nixon-Kennedy debate) in the Poynteronline.com Writing Tools section. Obviously, viewers as well as writers can benefit from his suggestions, which, for me, explain why I like transcripts and face-to-face opportunities so much when I”m trying to understand what makes someone tick. Jill Miller Zimon

10 December 2007

MY COMMENTS…

0933 by Jeff Hess

Part of being a good citizen of the blogosphere is visiting, reading and, most importantly, taking the time to leave a comment on other’s blogs. It’s all about the conversation. In the interest of setting an example I’ve decided to link to those blog posts that have compelled me to leave a comment.

0946 Solutions wanted: how to include… in election process
0928 risk taking

10 December 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between him presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.

I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, — when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access myaccount balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further.

When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH !

# 1. To make an appointment to see me

# 2. To query a missing payment.

# 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

# 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

# 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

# 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home

# 7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.

# 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.

# 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

# 10. This is a second reminder to press* for English.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year ?

Your Humble Client

10 December 2007

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

0430 by Jeff Hess

As further example of why the Myanmar generals are not going to be able to quickly go back to murder-as-usual, comes this story in The Scotsman about school students doing their bit to promote Democracy on the other side of the globe. If pennies could save the USS Constitution, could Euros save a country?

Pupils and teachers at an Edinburgh primary school have been given a Christmas tree by Lothians MSP George Foulkes.

The Labour MSP chose Forthview Primary in West Pilton because of the school’s work in the local community, and their efforts to support pro-democracy campaigners in Burma.

[Snip]

Mr Foulkes, who was set to switch on the tree lights this morning, said: “I am delighted to be visiting Forthview Primary School to turn on the Christmas tree lights, particularly as the tree is decorated with a Burmese theme – just white lights and orange ribbons.

“I think it is fantastic that the young children of Forthview are taking such an active interest in international issues and are so aware of human rights issues so early on.

“The pupils have sold over 2000 Burmese orange ribbons, raising £2000, a truly wonderful gesture.”

More than a gesture, Mr. Foulkes, more than a gesture.

The students had earlier established a relationship with their counterparts in South Eastern Asia, The Scotsman reported.

Forthview Primary School in Pilton has established a partnership link with Hleebee school in Mae Sot province in Thailand, whose pupils are drawn from Burmese refugees living close to the Thai-Burma border.

Edinburgh North & Leith Labour MP Mark Lazarowicz said a visit by Forthview head teacher Sheila Laing to Hlebee and a return visit by Dr Thein Lwin, a leading educationalist involved with refugees, had highlighted the plight of the Burmese people to the pupils and the community.

What do you think these students might go on to accomplish?

10 December 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from A Poetry Handbook: a Prose Guide to Understanding and Writing Poetry. by Mary Oliver

“The part of the psyche that works in concert with consciousness and supplies a necessary part of the poem – the heat of a star as opposed to the shape of a star, let us say – exists in a mysterious, unmapped zone: not unconscious, not subconscious, but cautious.

It learns quickly what sort of courtship it is going to be. Say you promise to be at your desk in the evenings, from seven to nine. It waits, it watches. If you are reliably there, it begins to show itself – soon it begins to arrive when you do. But if you are only there sometimes and are frequently late or inattentive, it will appear fleetingly, or it will not appear at all.” p. 8

10 December 2007

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 28…

0230 by Jeff Hess

10 December 2007

TIME POWER: TODAY…

0001 by Jeff Hess

Today, as I go about my tasks, I’ll think about: In that fifteen to thirty minutes each day, you must face reality. In solitude you must know who you really are. Acknowledge the fact that you have not yet achieved a particular goal or that there is some incongruity between your performance and a particular unifying principle. But do not whip yourself for your failure. Throw no dirty bricks. Simply accept yourself for who you are and recognize your tremendous potential for achievement and change. p. 161

9 December 2007

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2030 by Jeff Hess

The headline in The International Herald Tribune is disturbing: For Myanmar junta, crisis is over. Is it possible that the World will now move on to the next big crisis. That might be true if only traditional media were involved. But with blogs and net-savvy news organizations like Irrawaddy at work, the pressure continues.

Two months after they cracked down on huge anti-government demonstrations led by Buddhist monks, the generals who rule Myanmar have reason to feel relief.

It seems they have ridden out their most difficult challenge in two decades and are set to maintain control through force and fear, offering only small concessions to the demands of their critics abroad. If change is coming in Myanmar, experts say, it will probably be a long process and to emerge from within the power structure.

And since the people aren’t part of the power structure, we should just ignore their actions?

Meeting with reporters here last week, the top U.S. diplomat in Myanmar, Shari Villarosa, said the continuing repression “raises questions about the sincerity of the military in pursuing what we will consider to be a genuine dialogue leading to national reconciliation.”

In what seems to be a sign of waning American clout in the region, China, India and Myanmar’s Southeast Asian neighbors have brushed aside Washington’s calls for an economic embargo and the diplomatic isolation of the junta.

As the attention of the world shifts elsewhere, the generals have made it clear that they intend to follow their own course, as they have through a half-century of self-imposed isolation.

That wouldn’t be because the United States, worn down to hear exhaustion buy more than four years of fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan, has rendered itself toothless, would it?

And then there’s the issue of all that natural gas in Myanmar that the other countries need to fuel their expanding economies which suggests this point-of-view from Ong Keng Yong, the secretary general of the Association of South Eastern Asia Nations:

We don’t want to come across as being too confrontational in a situation like this.

How confrontational do you think we ought to be?

9 December 2007

WILL THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO RUN THIS ON ESPN…?

1835 by Jeff Hess


And, Former MLB pitcher peddles a better cup. Hat tip to Terry.

9 December 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is FEMA blasted for ‘news’ conference.

9 December 2007

GOOD NIGHT MYANMAR…

1230 by Jeff Hess

9 December 2007

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark:

Don’t miss the boat.

Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

Stay fit When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Build your future on high ground.

For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

When you’re stressed, float a while.

Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

9 December 2007

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

0430 by Jeff Hess

South Africans are questioning their governments reactions to suffering in nations around the world, including the oppression in Myanmar. And their questions are good ones. South Africa’s dark years of apartheid taught it a great deal about the importance of international attention in fighting injustice. But sometimes lessons need refreshing.

From Johannesburg’s The Times:

South Africa has been party to several anti-human-rights decisions this year, writes Hillel Neuer, and it is time Pretoria explains why.

At the United Nations recently, South Africa outdid even Saudi Arabia in opposing or refusing to support resolutions for victims of human rights violations in Belarus, Burma, Iran, and North Korea. When questions arose over this policy, criticised in March by Archbishop Desmond Tutu as “a betrayal of our noble past”, the government”s reaction was to lash out. It would do far better to simply respond to the legitimate concerns of its citizens.

South Africa’s noble past is not ancient history. But sometimes selective memory can be convenient.

In an October study by the Democracy Coalition Project, countries were measured by their support for mechanisms addressing violations in specific countries (like Burma), ensuring the much-touted universal review of all states would be more than a toothless exercise and protecting the independence of country and thematic investigators. In all cases, South Africa was found to be on the wrong side, among those acting to eviscerate Kofi Annan”s original plan for an effective council.

It is time for Pretoria to answer some basic questions:

Was Burma”s suffering really “best left to the Human Rights Council”? After the Security Council resolution was blocked, the Human Rights Council predictably said and did absolutely nothing, until long after it was too late. If either body had demonstrated timely resolve, would that have helped to prevent Burma”s bloody arrest of thousands of peacefully demonstrating monks last month – and the killings?

The government claims human rights victims are better helped by “quiet diplomacy”. Yet the victims implore the international community to shine a spotlight on abuses their governments seek to hide. From Burma it was Aung San Suu Kyi”s National League for Democracy who urged the Security Council to speak out. Similarly, from Darfur to Cuba, dissidents and victims come to the Human Rights Council pleading for public action. Does South Africa know something the victims do not?

I seriously doubt it.

What questions would you ask our government?

9 December 2007

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from A Poetry Handbook: a Prose Guide to Understanding and Writing Poetry. by Mary Oliver

A poem is a mystical document. p. 1

9 December 2007

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 27…

0230 by Jeff Hess

9 December 2007

TIME POWER: TODAY…

0001 by Jeff Hess

Today, as I go about my tasks, I’ll think about: “Do not hesitate. Seize the earliest opportunity to act on each new resolution. Set about accomplishing your goal with the strongest possible initiative. Pursue your goals daily and never suffer an exception to occur.” William James. p. 160

8 December 2007

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2030 by Jeff Hess

Irrawaddy has been one of my primary sources of news from Myanmar since I began reading daily about that country’s military dictatorship, the 15-year house arrest of pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi and the continuing struggle of Myanmar’s predominantly Buddhist population to achieve liberty.

Another respected international news organization — The Christian Science Monitor — takes a look at the magazine.

Aung Zaw got his first taste of publishing two decades ago in the kitchen of his family’s home in the old Burmese capital of Rangoon. A student of botany protesting his country’s jackbooted military regime to the alarm of his mother, Aung Zaw began producing samizdat leaflets at night on an antiquated printing cylinder operated as if rolling dough.

Arrest, torture, and a stint in jail followed. As the Burmese pro-democracy uprising of 1988 was being crushed by the ruling junta and thousands were being killed, Aung Zaw, disguised as a monk, escaped through the land-mined jungles of Burma (Myanmar) to Thailand. Here, he made a discovery – the “magic of the fax machine,” as he puts it. Presently, he was back in business, dispatching reports about his compatriots’ plight to human rights groups.

From just across the border, Aung Zaw gives the generals serious headaches and sleepless nights.

Aung Zaw crosses his arms and claps himself on both shoulders, saying, “A heavy responsibility weighs on these.” Then gesturing around the newly furbished newsroom in this city in mountainous northern Thailand, he adds: “I never thought I’d come so far!”

Burma’s secretive generals probably wish he hadn’t.

The Irrawaddy’s reporters draw on a clandestine network of sources several thousand strong across tightly policed Burma, from shop owners to disgruntled officials who communicate via phone, e-mail, courier, and meetings snatched at border crossings. The journalists also parse the regime’s propaganda statements for insight.

This last reminds me of how Kremlin watchers would pour over Pravda and Izvestia for kernels of information about the inner workings of the old Soviet Union.

Aung Zaw ought to serve as both hero and role model for bloggers. He accomplished his success with only a fax machine and an old PC.

What could we do with the tolls we have?

8 December 2007

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is The Living Room Candidate.

8 December 2007

GOOD NIGHT MYANMAR…

1230 by Jeff Hess

8 December 2007

FROM MY DAD… VIDEO WEEK…

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

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