9 March 2008

THIS IS GRIEF… NOT A SOLUTION…

0730 by Jeff Hess

I’ve still not found any mention in our rococo media of the quotes I pulled out yesterday from the Jerusalem Post concerning the murder of eight yeshiva students on Thursday. But I did find this passage in a New York Times story that speaks volumes, but only if you understand the history of the Middle East. Sadly, few here do.

Rabbi David Shalem, 43, the director of the Institute of Talmud Studies at the yeshiva, where he has spent the last 22 years, tried to wipe his tears away. “Tomorrow instead of religious lectures there will be funerals,” he said, then shouted: “Let the government go to hell! Write that down. Let the government go to hell!”

Asked what the government should do, Rabbi Nachum Levy, 60, said, “I would like to see Olmert go with a strong hand.” Where? “Everywhere, in Gaza and the north and inside,” he said, “and not dismantle settlements.”

Please understand that when Rabbi Levy uses the phrase with a strong hand he is not speaking of political resolve. He is calling for Olmert to act with the righteous wrath of God to wipe the Palestinians off the map of the Middle East.

If we can’t deal with our own fanatics, how can we expect to find solutions with others?

9 March 2008

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

0430 by Jeff Hess

A monk, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. OK. That’s not one of the jokes, but the people like blogger San Oo Aung understand that one of the ways to make the generals crazy is by spreading humor. It’s not as effective as throwing panties at them, but it’s still fun and speaks loudly of a nation’s discontent.

Myanmar Tatmadaw has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we”re actually being screwed!

Senior General Than Shwe and General Maung Aye were in a helicopter looking down Yangon. Than Shwe said, ” Maung Aye, if I throw two 1000 Kyat notes down, two people will be happy.”

Not wanting to be outdone, Maung Aye said, “If I throw 200 of 10 Kyat notes, 200 people will be happy.”

The pilot heard the conversation and said, “If I throw the two of you down, 50 million Myanmars will be happy.” Continue Reading »

9 March 2008

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Midrash and Literature edited by Geoffrey H. Hartman and Sanford Budick.

Cognoscenti: Those who have or are held to have superior knowledge, or inside information, and understanding of a particular field, especially in the fields of fine arts and literature. [21]

9 March 2008

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 117…

0330 by Jeff Hess

9 March 2008

TIME POWER: TODAY…

0001 by Jeff Hess

Today, as I go about my tasks, I’ll think about: There are five distinguishable categories of anticipated events: events you think you cannot control, and you can”t; events you think you cannot control , but you can; events you think you can control, and you can”t; events you think you can control, but you don”t; and events you think you can control and you do. p. 9-10

8 March 2008

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

2030 by Jeff Hess

The news out of Myanmar today seems to mostly focus on the word reject. The generals have systematically rejected proposal after proposal from the United Nations special envoy Ibrahim Gambari. No great surprise there, but I was heartened by the news that Gambari was not prohibited from visiting with Aung San Suu Kyi. That, at least, was good.

From The Associated Press:

The U.N. special envoy to promote political reconciliation in Myanmar met Aung San Suu Kyi and other opposition party members Saturday, a day after being rebuffed by the country’s military rulers.

Suu Kyi, who has been detained without trial for 12 of the past 18 years, was seen being driven from the residence where she is held under house arrest to the state guest house where Ibrahim Gambari was staying. Gambari, representing U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, was scheduled to hold talks with Suu Kyi, but details of their meeting were likely to be closely held.

The U.N. envoy earlier held talks with representatives of ethnic groups, non-governmental organizations and several political parties including executives of Suu Kyi’s National League for Democracy party.

At their one-hour morning meeting with Gambari, five NLD leaders told him of their desire for an accelerated dialogue with the junta and the release of political prisoners, according to one of the party members present.

The United Nations holds a similar position, but the junta shows no sign of implementing either action. Myanmar has been in a political deadlock since the junta, which seized power in 1998, refused to honor the results of a 1990 general election won by Suu Kyi’s party. Continue Reading »

8 March 2008

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is But what about the platypi?

8 March 2008

A SHIFT IN THE MIDDLE EAST…?

1322 by Jeff Hess

She who writes like she talks forwarded this story from The Jerusalem Post to me this morning. I’ve read through the piece several times and I’m still not quite sure what my response is to the deaths Thursday, but I was struck by first, the frankness of the reporting, something we don’t get here and second two passages that split my emotions.

The first passage, which left me frustrated, is from the uncle of the slain murderer.

“The Jordanian authorities’ decision is unjustified and doesn’t make sense. My nephew carried out a heroic operation against an extremist Zionist college that calls for killing Palestinians.”

You would never see the second part of that quote in an American paper. It’s the reason I go elsewhere than the rococo media for my news.

The second passage, which gave me hope, is a report on how Middle East governments are changing their world view.

A source in the Jordanian Ministry of Interior said the decision to ban the public mourning in Amman was taken for “security considerations.” The source said Jordan would not permit any group or individual to harm its national security by holding events that publicly support violence against civilians.

The source pointed out that in the past the Jordanian authorities prevented the family of slain arch-terrorist Abu Musab Zarqawi from holding a similar event in the town of Zarqa.

Jordan was one of the few Arab countries to condemn the shooting spree at the Mercaz Harav Yeshiva in Jerusalem.

Earlier this month, the Kuwaiti authorities banned Palestinians and Lebanese from publicly mourning slain Hizbullah military commander Imad Mughniyeh. The Kuwaitis even deported some Palestinians and Lebanese who hailed Mughniyeh as a “martyr” and called for avenging his death.

Sadly, this information too is unlikely to appear in our media which continues to cheerlead and beat the war drums anytime the news involves the Middle East.

Have we learned nothing in the past seven years?

8 March 2008

GOOD NIGHT MYANMAR…

1230 by Jeff Hess

8 March 2008

FROM MY DAD ON THE RIGHT

0800 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. In honor of Ohio’s primary here’s a few right-wing emails From My Dad.

Select your candidate.

8 March 2008

GOOD AFTERNOON MYANMAR…

0430 by Jeff Hess

Today is International Women’s Day and women around the world are taking part in events to raise awareness of the plight of women everywhere and to fight for the end of oppression and discrimination. The Women”s League of Burma today has issued the following statement as its own contribution.

Today we observe the historical day of our global movement to end the discrimination against the women arisen out of deeply rooted culture and custom.

We ‘Women League of Burma” is striving for the justice and lasting peace in the whole world in hand in hand with the sisters around the world, and at the same time, we are doing our utmost effort to free from military dictatorship, restoration of democracy and establishing genuine federal union in our country.

The civil war broke out in Burma in the same year of regaining independence from British colonial rule in 1948 and as a consequence, the whole country has been enslaved under the military rule for about 60 years, and we women are facing multiple hardships and miseries.

The military regime is still refusing to resolve the political problems by political means and brazenly trying to go ahead with their unilateral roadmap for the perpetuation and consolidation of their military dictatorship. Now they are planning to hold their ‘constitutional referendum” openly in accordance with their roadmap through coercion and intimidation. This move explicitly shows again that they oppose the ‘dialogue” demanded and expressed wholeheartedly by the entire people including ethnic forces and pro-democracy forces. We regard this move as challenge to the entire people including we women.

Thus we, WLB remind and urge the whole people including women in Burma it”s time to express our will and desire resolutely.

The newly drafted constitution which is to be approved by the forthcoming referendum is exclusively drafted by them only, not reflected the opinions and attitudes of the 1990 election winning parties, ethnic leaders and people”s desire, and merely made to legalize their military rule. Women will continue to suffer from the injustices, discrimination and violence including sexual violence if this constitution is approved.

Hence the WLB specially urge and remind the whole people to cast ‘NO” vote unanimously in the ‘national referendum” which is to approve the constitution, on this international women day.

At the same time, we reaffirm our position for the freedom of women in Burma.

Contact persons:

Nang Yain +1-646 673 4895
Dwelling +66-89 4348 976
Nam Hseng Noung +66-81 8844 963
Mi Sue Pwint + 66 81 8845 562

8 March 2008

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from Midrash and Literature edited by Geoffrey H. Hartman and Sanford Budick.

Coda: A concluding section or part, serving as a summation of preceding themes, as in a work of literature or drama. [6]

8 March 2008

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 116…

0230 by Jeff Hess

8 March 2008

TIME POWER: TODAY…

0001 by Jeff Hess

Today, as I go about my tasks, I’ll think about: Insist upon yourself, wrote Ralph Waldo Emerson in his essay Self Reliance, for nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. What you must do should be your concern and not what other people think. Therefore, hold fast to your convictions whey know in your own heart that you are right. p. 8-9

7 March 2008

JONI MITCHELL, CHELSEA MORNING, 19 August 1969…

2359 by Jeff Hess

7 March 2008

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2030 by Jeff Hess

The military dictators of Myanmar told U.N. special envoy Ibrahim Gambari — and through him, the rest of the free world — to stuff his suggestions where the sun don’t shine. It could be a face saving move, but I don’t think so. The generals will give up their power when the people of Myanmar pry it from their cold dead fingers.

From The Associated Press:

Myanmar’s military government rejected U.N. suggestions for political reform Friday in a meeting with a visiting special envoy, state radio and television reported.

Information Minister Brig. Gen. Kyaw Hsan, who met with U.N. special envoy Ibrahim Gambari, said it was “impossible” to revise a government-drafted constitution that will be submitted to a national referendum in May, the evening news reported.

He also said the government had done enough to hold a dialogue with detained pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi, head of the opposition National League for Democracy party.

Gambari arrived Thursday on his third trip to Myanmar since the junta’s deadly crackdown on anti-government protesters in September sparked a global outcry.

His visit came amid growing concerns that the government is ignoring calls for political reform and is tightening its grip on power.

It was unclear whether Gambari would be able to meet with either Suu Kyi, a Nobel Peace Prize laureate, or junta chief Senior Gen. Than Shwe. Continue Reading »

7 March 2008

FRIDAY FLASH FUN…

1700 by Jeff Hess

7 March 2008

MUCKING OUT THE BLOGPILE…

1400 by Jeff Hess

I’m constantly tossing interesting websites into what I call my blogpile. Some of them find their way here in the form of regular posts, but more often than not they languish and get buried deeper in the pile. The end result is that I have to go back and do a bit of shoveling. Today’s item is It was so peaceful a death…

7 March 2008

DON’T FORGET BURMA NO. 115…

1230 by Jeff Hess

7 March 2008

GOOD NIGHT MYANMAR…

1230 by Jeff Hess

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