18 April 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

He stood five-ten, weighed around 155 pounds. His hair was dark brown verging on black, slicked down and combed straight back. He had a broad forehead and a strong, hawk-like nose. His eyes were a medium brown. His mouth was wide, full-lipped, and when he drew back those lips to smile he showed large even teeth. His suit was a gray sharkskin, a three-button model with padding in the shoulders. He wore a buff-colored shirt with a tab collar, a navy silk tie with a restrained below-the-knot design. He-

As a quick study of a minor character in a work of fiction, it tells us more than we need to know and less than we”d like to know. In contrast, look again at the description of the waitress from Cutter And Bone. Thornburg doesn”t tell us if the lady is tall or short, just a few words about her hairstyle and the hardness of her face. But I know what she looks like. p. 224

From Telling Lies for Fun and Profit: A Manual for Fiction Writers by Lawrence Block.

17 April 2010

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17 April 2010

ROLDO RIGHTS…

1526 by Jeff Hess

Roldo Bartimole writes:

Returning to Cleveland after a week stay with my daughter Karin in New Rochelle, I came across the obituary for John Morrell. The Plain Dealer gave John a fitting obit, noting his “Park Bench” murals downtown.

I claim another piece of John”s work.

In 1968 when I decided to start a newsletter, one of Cleveland”s top advertising men and a friend, George Sapin, was good enough to hook me up with graphic artist John Morrell. John was small in stature but large in talent and heart.

Morrell, he said, would pro bono design a format for my newsletter. With a stipulation, however. Morrell wasn”t going to work for someone whose work he disapproved. He had to meet me, George said, and test my work against his ethics. John was generous but fussy about whom he would support. If he didn”t agree with me I wouldn”t get his free work. Nor, I imagined, could I coax him with money.

I gave him what I had written for the first issue of the newsletter I would call simply and honestly, I believed, Point of View. The first article was an attack on Mayor Carl Stokes” “Cleveland Now” program. It was being hailed mightily by both city newspapers. I labeled it “another gimmick.” I wrote that as a program to solve Cleveland”s problems, particularly aimed at poverty and racism, it was “a diversion,” and a program that “creates an illusion” of solving the problems rather than a serious attempt.

Morrell liked what he read. At least I assumed he did because I was soon presented with a mockup of what would be the model for Point of View for more than 32 years.

Morrell actually had the printed title for the newsletter in lower case. Further, the word “view” was printed with an upside down “e.” Morrell said that what he read was different. He wanted to signify that distinction somehow. Thus the upside down “e.” Something no typewriter or computer that I know could replicate.

I had a number of his mockups printed. Then I would type my articles on a borrowed IBM. Take the typed material home and glue them into the mockup. The printer then would take the mockups and reduce them to the newsletter size of 11 by 14 inch. It would be folded seven by 11 inch, making a four-page newsletter.

17 April 2010

FAUX NEWS: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL…

0630 by Jeff Hess


I’ve emailed a copy to Senator Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma) to let him know that — surprise, surprise, Bill O’Reilly lied to him.
Via Plunderbund...

17 April 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog video excursion I present: From My Dad.

17 April 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

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The waitress watched him with wary hostility, as if she were afraid he might be putting her on. She was middle-aged and hard-faced, with a beehive of champagne-colored hair that she kept patting and touching to reassure herself it was still there in all its glory. But she was not a bit out of place in the steakhouse, with its linoleum-covered floor and tube-steel furniture and blaring, country-rock jukebox.

That”s from Cutter And Bone, by Newton Thornburg. It”s good writing, but then if there”s a bad sentence anywhere in the novel I didn”t notice it. I picked this particular passage to quote because the writer has given us such a perfect description of a bit player. p. 222

From Telling Lies for Fun and Profit: A Manual for Fiction Writers by Lawrence Block.

16 April 2010

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16 April 2010

WHAT THEY SAY…

0927 by Jeff Hess

Tim Russo writes:

Here”s the deal – yeah, I”d like to see EmiLEE”s List jump in here soon and dump a bunch of cash into Ohio for Jennifer Brunner. Sure. But make no mistake, Jonathan – this is an existential moment for your organization. If EmiLEE”s List cannot bring themselves to support Jennifer Brunner in this primary, after what Brunner has done for Ohio”s electoral integrity, after what she has done for women, after winning the JOHN F. KENNEDY PROFILE IN FUCKING COURAGE AWARD, after the grit and toughness she has shown during this primary, and now at the point that she is actually in a position to WIN THIS PRIMARY, even by Lee Fisher supporters” OWN ADMISSION well…….then what the hell are you there for, Jonathan?

16 April 2010

MY COMMENTS…

0654 by Jeff Hess

0959: The French Paradox Part 2

0652: Deep thought on taxes

16 April 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog video excursion I present: From My Dad.

16 April 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

Perhaps the best way I can put it is to say that they act as I would act if I happened to be them. p. 220

From Telling Lies for Fun and Profit: A Manual for Fiction Writers by Lawrence Block.

15 April 2010

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

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15 April 2010

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15 April 2010

RALPH’S SKETCH ‘N’ KVETCH…

0719 by Jeff Hess

15 April 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog video excursion I present: From My Dad.

15 April 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Found in my electronic chapbook.

It”s not uncommon for writers to do a lot of labeling and mistake it for originality of characterization. p. 219

From Telling Lies for Fun and Profit: A Manual for Fiction Writers by Lawrence Block.

14 April 2010

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2130 by Jeff Hess

The 10 member nations of the Association of South East Asian Nations made pretty noises, but in the end did nothing regarding Myanmar. That assembled ministers decided to do nothing surprises no since ASEAN has shown itself to be impotent when it comes to dealing with the generals that sit on Myanmar’s State Peace and Development Council.

From AFP:

ASEAN foreign ministers met late on Wednesday ahead of the bloc’s summit, and said the issue of holding free and fair polls was raised with their Burmese counterpart Nyan Win.

“We were not criticising him or lecturing him or telling him what to do. We were just making observations and suggestions and he took them in a good spirit,” said Singapore Foreign Minister George Yeo.

“The coming months will be critical months for Burma,” Yeo said, but added: “In the end, what happens in Burma is for the Burmese people to decide. We are outsiders… we hope that they would make progress quickly.”

Very clever, their use of the we are outsiders defense.

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14 April 2010

WALMART WEDNESDAY…

1030 by Jeff Hess

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.

IS WALMART ABANDONING THE UNITED STATES…? In at least as the company”s long-term plans for growth are concerned, that may be the case. Walmart has repeatedly hit the wall when it comes to invading urban markets. The time and effort may no longer make sense. Keep reading…

WHEN IS A ROLLBACK JUST SO MUCH HYPE…? Pretty much always, actually, but the most recent trumpeted and trumped-up price reductions at Walmart are so blatantly smoke and mirrors that no one seems to be buying the snake oil and the reaction on Wall Street was a large collective yawn. Keep reading…

STEPFORD WALMART MOMS… How many Hallmark greeting cards did they sell? I doubt that anyone can really say, but across nearly 60 years, Hallmark has sponsored the Hallmark Hall of Fame and produced 240 television shows targeted at American families to grow its brand. Keep reading…

PUTTING LIPSTICK ON THE PIG… On Cleveland”s suburban south side there is a McDonald”s unrecognizable except for the tasteful yellow arches. Built at the juncture of a commercial strip and the small town”s main street, the fast-food retailer blends as well as it can. Keep reading…

JIM HIGHTOWER ON JOSEPH CASIAS… Jim Hightower is a favorite of mine with his clear-eyed view on the absurdities of life in general and politics in particular. Walmart knows how sharp Hightower”s barbs are and in his most recent essay he skewers the corporation over its treatment of Joseph Casias. Keep reading…

CHICAGOAN PETER BELLA IS UPSET… Peter Bella, a retired Chicago police office is upset. He thinks that both Republicans and Democrats have failed us. I believe in self reliance, self determination, individual initiative, individual responsibility, the right to prosperity and the attainment of wealth without punishment. Keep reading…

MANY MORE GRANDMOTHERS NEEDED… Those protesting on behalf of fired Walmart worker Joseph Casias need to get more, many more, grandmothers on the picket line if they want to be taken seriously. Guys with bandannas and dreadlocks do not help the cause for medical marijuana. Keep reading…

ANDY STERN RESIGNING FROM SEIU…? News of the pending resignation of Andy Stern reported by Ben Smith at Politico should have retired Chicago police officer Peter Bella celebrating, but as the Washington Post reports, the news signals a major shift for American labor. Keep reading…

IS CHEAP PLASTIC CRAP FROM INDIA BETTER…? America may have allowed Walmart to lead it so far into the black hole that is imports that there is no may be no escape because American dollars have created two economic giants in Asia: China and India. It doesn”t matter where the cheap plastic comes from. Keep reading…

14 April 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog video excursion I present: From My Dad.

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