0630 by Jeff Hess
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.
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0030 by Jeff Hess
If he raises a good crop at the cost of belittling himself and diminishing the ground, they he has gained nothing. He will have to begin all over again the next spring, worse off than before.
From Prayers And Sayings Of The Mad Farmer, p. 59
Found in my electronic chapbook.
From Farming: A Hand Book by Wendell Berry.
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2130 by Jeff Hess
First Secretary of the Communist Party of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Joseph Stalin once taught that: It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. Clearly the military dictators of Myanmar have Studied Uncle Joe’s playbook.
From the Democratic Voice of Burma:
Members of the junta proxy Union and Solidarity Development Association are being trained in lieu of their role in monitoring ballot boxes during Burma’s elections this year.
Workshops are being conducted in Rangoon and Mandalay division and Sagaing, Shan, Mon and Arakan states, by the Election Commission, according to a retired government official in Sagaing division who is close to the USDA.
The government-appointed Electoral Commission has been charged as the supreme authority during polls, rumoured for October this year.
I love the big about It is enough that the people know there was an election. Are elections a difference that makes no difference?
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0727 by Jeff Hess
Ta-Nehisi Coates writes:
But it wasn’t. Moreover, it was the secessionist who took the ass-kicking, at the hands of a bunch of effete Northerners and cowardly runaway slaves. It was as if the AV club and the weed-heads got together and beat down the football team — in front of the cheerleaders. Or it’s Tyson after Douglass. Indeed since the Confederates galloped out of Richmond, some portion of this country has always been Tyson dazed on the mat, groping for the mouth-piece.
And Ta-Nehisi nails the inevitable result: teabaggers.
Reeling from each successive volley, the Southern racist–and really any white racist–is left with a question: If the Southern white man is proven inferior physically, mentally, and even morally, than what is he?
It is from this question that you get protests of “losing everything,” or “illegals taking over everything,” or “jihad in the White House.” It’s about identity, and the Confederate South not as geography but as an idea. I’d argue that–from the Confederate battle flag, to all-white country clubs, to the Muslim\terrorist Obama– the search for identity continues to this day. The Civil War commenced an assault on an notion that was, by the War’s onset, some 200 years in the making. My sense is that the unholy idea may require some 200 years of unmaking.
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0630 by Jeff Hess
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.
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0030 by Jeff Hess
If the crop of any one year was all, a man would have to cut his throat ever time it hailed.
From Prayers And Sayings Of The Mad Farmer, p. 58
Found in my electronic chapbook.
From Farming: A Hand Book by Wendell Berry.
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0812 by Jeff Hess

The real solution is always in the follow through.
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0630 by Jeff Hess
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.
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0030 by Jeff Hess
By the excellence of his work the workman is a neighbor. By selling only what he would not despise to own the salesman is a neighbor. By selling what is good his character survives his market.
From Prayers And Sayings Of The Mad Farmer, p. 58
Found in my electronic chapbook.
From Farming: A Hand Book by Wendell Berry.
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