27 July 2010

IT’S TEABAGGER TUESDAY…!

1530 by Jeff Hess

Arizona’s Attempt to Provide for the Common Defense

With regard to your editorial “Arizona’s Immigration Frustration” (April 27): The bill does not allow “the police to stop anyone on ‘reasonable suspicion’ that they may be in the country unlawfully.” It requires lawful contact be made first (i.e., a traffic stop), and then only for reasonable suspicion that the individual is an illegal alien (i.e., no valid driver’s license or other American government-issued ID, and the individual speaks with a foreign accent). Those criteria would establish reasonable suspicion.

Arizona police will not be able to stop and question an individual breaking no laws and minding his own business.

Bart Pemberton
Tucson, Ariz.

The new Arizona immigration law may foster a terrific example of the wisdom of federalism. Neighboring states will differ in approaches from zero to strict enforcement. Great, let’s see how strict versus lax works Continue Reading »

27 July 2010

WHY WE ARE RIGHT AND TRULY FUCKED…

0753 by Jeff Hess

Robert Reich writes:

The reality is this: Big American companies may never rehire large numbers of workers. And they won’t even begin to think about hiring until they know American consumers will buy their products. The problem is, American consumers won’t start buying against until they know they have reliable paychecks.

Such is the power of low-wage capitalism.

27 July 2010

MY COMMENTS…

0717 by Jeff Hess

0717: Sh*t Guys Do

27 July 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

27 July 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Never worry about the commercial possibilities of a project. That stuff is for agents and editors to fret over – or not. Conversation with my American publisher. Me: “I’m writing a book so boring, of such limited commercial appeal, that if you publish it, it will probably cost you your job.” Publisher: “That’s exactly what makes me want to stay in my job.” Geoff Dyer

Ten rules for writing fiction from The Guardian.

Found in my electronic chapbook.

26 July 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

26 July 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Finish the day’s writing when you still want to continue. Helen Dunmore

Ten rules for writing fiction from The Guardian.

Found in my electronic chapbook.

25 July 2010

HIV AND FLU — THE VACCINE STRATEGY…

1830 by Jeff Hess

25 July 2010

HAMLET’S BLACKBERRY…

0806 by Jeff Hess

Just how old is the to-do list?

25 July 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

25 July 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Do not place a photograph of your ­favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide. Roddy Doyle

Ten rules for writing fiction from The Guardian.

Found in my electronic chapbook.

24 July 2010

PLAYING SONGS OF SECRETS, CITY LIFE…

1830 by Jeff Hess

24 July 2010

SHERRY CHANDLER ON THE RADIO: 1 P.M., EDT…

0755 by Jeff Hess

From Sherry Chandler:

I’ll be the featured guest this week on Sheri L. Wright’s From the Inkwell, an hour of talk about poetry and prose that broadcasts Saturdays at 1:00 pm from Crescent Hill Radio, 1650 on your AM dial or livestreaming.

Sheri and I had a big time chatting in the free-form conversation that she likes to carry on with these shows. I hope, along in there somewhere, I made some sense. I did read a couple of poems.

I am so looking forward to this.

24 July 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

24 July 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can’t sharpen it on the plane, because you can’t take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils. Margaret Atwood

Ten rules for writing fiction from The Guardian.

Found in my electronic chapbook.

23 July 2010

GOOD MORNING MYANMAR…

2130 by Jeff Hess

Development is the operative word when considering the political arm of the State Peace and Development Council: the Union Solidarity and Development Association Party, rolled out by Myanmar’s military dictators at the end of April as they prepare to engineer a perfect win for themselves if they deem to hold elections in the fall.

From The Irrawaddy:

Burma’s pro-government Union Solidarity and Development Party is reportedly conducting its own census in an apparent effort to influence the result of the general election.

The development, reported in various Burmese townships, was described as “strange and unheard of in any electoral process in the world” by Bidhayak Das, an international observer with the Asian Network for Free Elections.

ANFREL, established in 1997, is a regional network of civil society organizations that strives to promote and support democratization at national and regional levels in Asia.

Bidhayak, also a freelance political columnist, said in an email to The Irrawaddy:

“It is the duty of the Election Commission to do anything with collecting census or family lists for advance voting. Political parties or any other groups, even governmental agencies other than the Election Commission, are not allowed by law to do this job.

“Collecting votes by a political party certainly does not augur well for paving the way for free and fair elections. These allegations must be verified and if found true then should be brought to the notice of the Election Commission.”

Short of invasion, occupation and war crime trials, or, preferably, revolution, nothing phases these dictators.

23 July 2010

RE-EXAMINING THE REMIX…

1830 by Jeff Hess

23 July 2010

WHAT THEY SAY…

0822 by Jeff Hess

Andrew Sullivan writes:

I have not been immune to feeling frustrated and depressed by the sheer power and energy of the Fox News/Drudge/Breitbart media onslaught against anything to do with Obama. As in the campaign, I’ve longed in my gut for the administration to lash back with as much vehemence as Fox lashes forward. I’ve also winced when the Obamaites have appeared totally craven in responding to the context-free narrative many on the denialist, angry right have been pushing. (But at least Vilsack apologized which makes him much more of a man than Breitbart.)

But I’ve learned over time to respect the canniness of this president’s restraint. His gift is patience and perseverance and allowing his enemies to destroy themselves. And I suspect this Breitbart racial smear may be a moment when, once again, you see how Obama outsmarts his opponents. I mean: when you examine it, you see that a woman who actually exemplifies honesty about race and overcomes prejudice was cynically and recklessly used to create a false notion that this administration is racist toward whites, an old and disgusting canard devised by the Becks and Hannitys and Limbaughs in the tradition of Wallace and Atwater and McCarthy.

23 July 2010

FROM MY DAD…

0630 by Jeff Hess

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

23 July 2010

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0030 by Jeff Hess

Read aloud to yourself because that’s the only way to be sure the rhythms of the sentences are OK (prose rhythms are too complex and subtle to be thought out – they can be got right only by ear). Diana Athill

Ten rules for writing fiction from The Guardian.

Found in my electronic chapbook.

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