ASKING HOW WILL YOU PAY FOR IT? IS SOOO DEAD…
0900 by Jeff Hess
When the people who fund the careers of politicians in the Pro-War Pro-Business party are threatened their party always steps up to save their masters like Black Adder’s Baldrick. And no one, ever, asks the question: But how will we pay for it? From now on, the only response to that question must be laughter. But this morning I’m more interested in Ted Rall.
Rall is best known as a cartoonist, but he also an idealist whose art is just one tool in his communication workshop. He’s also a damn good writer of columns and long-form essays and it is two of the former—both focused on COVID19—that I want to address this morning.
The first is Think, Don’t Hoard: How to Survive the End Times. Rall ledes:
It feels like the end times. A mysterious invisible killer stocks the land. Wild rumors abound. The government is useless. There’s no sense that anyone knows anything, much less is in charge. Could America become a failed state?
Yes, but not yet. Yes, but not because of coronavirus. Late-stage capitalism will ultimately destroy the current sociopolitical governmental system, not COVID-19. A vaccine will come online either later this year or early next year; that will be the beginning of the end of this scourge. Before then, many if not most Americans will have contracted the disease and recovered from it. Businesses will reopen. People will go back to work. The stock market will resume its climb.
In the meantime, many of us are wondering: how would/will we survive in an apocalyptic scenario without a somewhat benevolent government to run things?
I have good news for you: it is possible. Not easy. Not fun. But it can be done.
I know because I have seen it.
Where Rall says he has seen it surprised me: Afghanistan. These are the lessons that Rall learned from his time in that failed country:
I have met more than my fair share of survivalists in the United States. Typically their instinct is to hunker down on a remote plot of land, stockpile weapons and supplies, fortify a perimeter and arm up to fend off potential marauders. They are foolish. When the crap hits the fan, the best armed man will not be able to fight off a dozen invaders. It’s smarter to pack up and go if your area turns into a battle zone.
What you really need to stock up on are two items: personal relationships and IQ points. Both make the difference between life and death.
Good friends welcome one other into their homes. If one home is lost, they can squeeze together into a second one. A good friend might have a skill or a possession that you might need—they can stitch up a wound or drive you somewhere in their car.
You make yourself useful in a failed state by exactly the opposite means you would use in ours?. In the United States in 2020, it pays to have excellent skills in one or two areas, to be the best at what you do in your specialty. Not in Afghanistan in 2000. Dangerous places work best for people who are renaissance men and women, those with a wide variety of skills. Learn to do a lot of things fairly well. Shoot a gun, drive a car, cook, sew. Translate a foreign language, ride a motorcycle, fish, hunt. You can sell those skills to people who don’t have them.
Most of all, stay sharp and think nimbly. Hone your instincts. Watch for changes that might affect you and the people you care about. Prepare to drop everything you are doing at a second’s notice and take off if need be. We are all descended from people who lived this way. Those who didn’t died. Survival is in your DNA.
The second is We Should Attach Strings to Corporate Bailouts. The core message here is: Don’t get screwed again. Don’t doubt that we are about to be fucked because, as Rall writes:
It’s the end of the world as we know it and the banks and airlines feel fine because even in the midst of economic collapse CEOs can sleep soundly at night, secure in the knowledge that the American taxpayer will bail them out. Again.
All they have to do is wait a respectable 6 to 12 months after the wire transfer clears to start giving themselves raises, renovating executive suites and buying back their stock.
That’s exactly what happened during and after the 2008-09 global economic crisis that followed the subprime mortgage meltdown. In 2008 alone banks that received government bailouts spent $1.6 billion on executive salaries, bonuses and benefits including “cash bonuses, stock options, personal use of company jets and chauffeurs, home security, country club memberships and professional money management,” the AP reported.
This is socialism for the One Percent. We’re not bailing out the economy, we’re bailing out a lifestyle that would have made King Louis XVI, literally, lose his head. Rall continues:
Some people in the media are asking the right questions. Steve Inskeep of NPR’s Morning Edition asked an AFA spokesman about the $10 to $15 billion in profits the airlines have been raking in annually. Didn’t they save any of that? According to Bloomberg, the idiots spent 96 percent of their cash to buy back their stock even as they accumulated a mountain of debt.
As a society, however, Americans ought to be asking a bigger question: are we going to allow ourselves to be conned by these corporate douches the way we have been in the past?
Well? Are we? Rall thinks that the federal government should offer two options to the corporations wanting their welfare checks: nationalization or we—the American people—get to tell you how to run your company. In the first case, Rall writes:
If we save your automobile company or your oil company or your airline, we own it. All your stock gets transferred to the property of the U.S. Treasury. If the bailout is partial, we take a proportionate share based on a discounted rate of your devalued stock prices. If you are a competent CEO, you get to stay, but obviously at a greatly reduced salary. Once you start to do better, we deserve your profits.
In the second case, he writes:
I’m picking on banks and airlines because they are particularly mean to their customers but you can extrapolate these principles to other lines of business.
If the U.S. taxpayer saves your bank, the U.S. taxpayer has the right to be treated like a human being when he or she does business with you. That means closing the gap between interest rates. It’s insane that banks pay out 0.5% interest on savings accounts while taking in 25% from credit cards. It’s immoral to charge lower fees to rich people with high bank balances than to poor people with hardly any money. Before we dole out money to these institutions, they must promise in writing to do better.
At the Minister’s Leadership Training Conference in Miami on February 23, 1968, Dr. Martin Luther King told those assembled that:
Whenever the government provides opportunities in privileges for white people and rich people they call it “subsidized” when they do it for Negro and poor people they call it “welfare.” The fact that is the everybody in this country lives on welfare. Suburbia was built with federally subsidized credit. And highways that take our white brothers out to the suburbs were built with federally subsidized money to the tune of 90 percent. Everybody is on welfare in this country. The problem is that we all to often have socialism for the rich and rugged free enterprise capitalism for the poor. That’s the problem. [Emphasis mine, JH]
We haven’t made any progress in more than 50 years, but we can if we do not allow this crisis/opportunity to pass. We saw this play out Sunday night in the debate between Senator Bernie Sanders and Vice President Joseph Robinette Biden where Biden wanted to focus on bailing out the corporations the way he and his buddy President Barack Hussein Obama did in 2009 and Bernie wanted to stay focused on the root causes so that we don’t keep doing something stupid again and again.
I’m still hopeful for Bernie, but President Donald John Trump could come out looking better than either of them.
Bonus No. 1: It’s called the American Dream… you have to be asleep to believe it.
Bonus No. 2: I’ve hoarded enough cat food to last until 2065!

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