0700 by Jeff Hess
The study of law is something new and unfamiliar to most of you; unlike any schooling you’ve ever been though before.
We used the Socratic method here; I call on you, ask you a question and you answer.
Why don’t I just give you a lecture? Because through my questions you learn to teach yourselves.
Through this method of questioning, answering, questioning, answering we seek to develop in you the ability to analyze that vast complex of facts that constitute the relationships of members within a given society.
Question and answering.
At times you may feel that you have found the correct answer. I assure you that this is a total delusion on your part; you will never find the correct absolute and final answer. In my classroom there is always another question; another question that follows your answer.
You are on a treadmill; my little questions spin the tumblers of your mind. You’re on an operating table; my little questions are the fingers probing your brain.
We do brain surgery here. You teach yourselves the law but I train your mind.
You come in here with a skull full of mush and you leave thinking like a lawyer.
I once seriously considered law school purely because I wanted to have a Kingsfield. Dr. Dru Evarts at Ohio University was a close as I ever got.
Six years ago this clip was not yet available—it was posted in 2017—but given the opportunity, thanks to Jon LaRosa’s comment, to review the quote I was able to find Kingsfield’s soliloquy.
Enjoy.
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0500 by Jeff Hess
TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE
Today’s headlines include:
Local News
Murder trial
Truly historic
GOP dinner speaker seen as a lighting rod
WVUP ceremony salutes victims of 9-11
Committee backs 7th St. parking pad
Top Headlines Poll: Do you feel safer today than on Sept. 11, 2001?
I would say that I feel marginally less safe because after two disastrous, undeclared wars and standing on the brink of a third, the United States continues to flail about and throw hundreds of billions of dollars with no clear plan, no clear goal and no clear purpose other than to thump our collective chests in false bravado.
Great pictures of Marietta…
What’s going on here…
Previously…
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0900 by Jeff Hess
You might notice that lots of the things you try to do online today seem slow. But it’s not your internet connection, your router or your computer – the internet is on protest.
The protest is about the US legislation due to be brought in by the Federal Communication Commission over what’s called “net neutrality”—essentially whether the internet should run at one speed for all companies and services, or should be divided into a fast and a slow lane.
If the legislation is successfully passed, companies including Google, YouTube, Netflix and Amazon will likely have to pay for a higher speed internet connection to continue delivering streaming video and other internet services at the same rate they do now to customers and avoid users being infuriated by slow loading times and stuttering video.
Samuel Gibbs writing in Battle for the Net: Why is my internet slow today? for The Guardian.
The American Civil Liberties Union has an excellent idea…
Previously…
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0800 by Jeff Hess
I provide essential daily care for a client with disabilities. My client, like my daughter, needs support with food preparation, cleaning, bathing and other daily activities that most people take for granted. I would do anything in the world for her.
But after three years, I’m paid only $9 an hour by the company I work for.
People like me do work that the rest of our society counts on to help those that can’t help themselves. We serve our communities – and, often, we help companies make a lot of money. But we don’t see much of that profit, and workers like me and the fast food workers aren’t paid enough to provide a decent life for ourselves and our families.
Something is wrong in America when many of the people who do essential work that makes the country run every day don’t have enough money to live on, while big companies are making billions of dollars. Whether we work in home care or fast food or some other kind of job, it’s time for us to work together and change that.
Latonya Allen writing in Do you want someone caring for your elderly parent to make minimum wage? for The Guardian.
Parents pay me several times Ms. Allen’s salary to tutor their children, but I only see my students for a tiny fraction of the time Ms. Allen, indeed all home health care workers, spend with their clients.
Minimum wage is not, however, the solution: collective bargaining through a union is the best way to bring about change.
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0700 by Jeff Hess
In each case, the results supported the idea that self-control literally relies on glucose. When blood glucose is depleted, we’re less able to exert self-control. The researchers say that the brain has a limited reserve amount of glucose, which allows us to handle the initial task demanding self control, whether it be watching a movie without reading accompanying text, or avoiding fattening snacks. Once that glucose supply is depleted, self control becomes much more difficult, across an array of different tasks.
The researchers are careful to point out that consuming sugar isn’t the only way to increase blood glucose levels — it may be that eating protein bars or complex carbohydrates offers better long-term results. However, my method of using chocolate to help give me the self-discipline to write CogDaily posts has only rarely failed me, for a test period of over three years!
Dave Munger writing in Practicing self-control consumes real energy for Cognitive Daily.
When I was in college my evening study ritual involved two packs of Marlboros and a six pack of Pepsi. Later, when I’d given up smoking and was often in the computer lab where liquids were banned, I switched to Snickers bars. As a budding writer and editor for Harcourt Brace in the ’80s my writing fuel was coffee and a box of Duncan Doughnuts Munchkins.
The challenge these days is how to get the glucose without piling on the pounds again. Roy Baumeister and John Tierney in Willpower: Rediscovering the Greatest Human Strength say this:
When you eat, go for the slow burn. The body converts just about all sorts of foods into glucose, but at different rates. Foods that are converted quickly are said to have a high glycemic index. These include starchy carbohydrates like white bread, potatoes, white rice and plenty of offerings on snack racks and fast-food counters. Eating them produces boom-and-bust cycles, leaving you sort on glucose and self-control–and too often unable to resist the body’s craving for quick hits of starch and sugar from doughnuts and candy. Those all-you-can-eat pancake breakfasts on Fat Tuesday my make for wilder parties, but they’re not all that useful for the rest of the year.
To maintain steady self control, you’re better off eating foods with a low glycemic index: most vegetables, nuts (like peanuts and cashews) many raw fruits (like apples, blueberries and pears) cheese, fish, meat, olive oil and other good fats. [Emphasis mine, JH.] (These low-glycemic foods may also help you keep slim.) p. 58-9
How do you get your glucose?
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0600 by Jeff Hess
Rule No. 70 – Breakfast Like a King, Lunch Like a Prince, Dine Like a Pauper.
From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan
Previously…
Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.
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0530 by Jeff Hess

Somebody said that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin
On his face. If he worried he hid it.
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn’t be done, and he did it!
Somebody scoffed: “Oh, you’ll never do that;
At least no one ever has done it;”
But he took off his coat and he took off his hat
And the first thing we knew he’d begun it.
With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin,
Without any doubting or quiddit,
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn’t be done, and he did it.
There are thousands to tell you it cannot be done,
There are thousands to prophesy failure,
There are thousands to point out to you one by one,
The dangers that wait to assail you.
But just buckle in with a bit of a grin,
Just take off your coat and go to it;
Just start in to sing as you tackle the thing
That “cannot be done,” and you’ll do it.
It Couldn’t Be Done by Edgar Albert Guest
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0500 by Jeff Hess
TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE
Today’s headlines include:
Local News
Murder details
Children-in-poverty numbers up
Barnett remembered as tireless volunteer
Theater’s tax exemption proposed
Longer mowing season
Top Headlines Poll: How interested are you in news about the second royal baby?
Great pictures of Marietta…
What’s going on here…
Previously…
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1000 by Jeff Hess
Texas Representative – 08/25/2014—The House’s most unique and courageous conservative seeks smart, happy interns (of all ages and backgrounds) for the remainder of the year. Alas, we cannot pay you. Schedules and start/end dates are negotiable if you’re worth it. We do not insist on specific, arbitrary submissions: send us whatever personal materials you think will give us reason to hire you, even if that’s just a standard boring resume and canned cover letter. Writing samples are encouraged, but not required, because even a short cover letter belies and betrays a lousy writer. Brevity is the soul of wit. This Member is not a jerk, and neither loathes nor avoids interns, but loves them, and actually speaks to them. If you are selected for this internship you will have extraordinary access to the Member and to meaningful projects that go well beyond the standard intern grunt work (or your money back). Personality and ideology are important. Please bring a confident, vigorous intellect and no drama. Ideal candidates will be true patriots who can count up to 17 in trillions, and care more about future generations than they do about sucking up to current leadership. Mushy pleasers/appeasers keep walkin’. HINT: vapid granolas who fear guns, hate babies, are ashamed of America, and think Islamic terrorists and illegal aliens are just misunderstood will not be comfortable here.
So, as I read down the list of job openings, every single posting is headed by the name of the member of congress seeking applicants, save this one. Why is that?
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0600 by Jeff Hess
Rule No. 69 – Order the Small.
From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan
Previously…
Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.
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0500 by Jeff Hess
TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE
(Note: Newseum doesn’t usually update the front pages until 0630 or so)
Today’s headlines include:
Local News
MURDER TRIAL
League debate on minus incumbent
New rules limit access to pain pill ingredient
River fans to meet in Marietta
New major a major success
Top Headlines Poll: What do you think of stricter regulations pertaining to drugs containing hydrocodone?
Great pictures of Marietta…
What’s going on here…
Previously…
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