3 August 2014

AT LEAST RAY RICE WASN’T SMOKING POT…

0740 by Jeff Hess

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Mano Singham and Jon Stewart also weigh in on the crimes of Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Rice.

3 August 2014

SHUT UP TO PROGRESSIVE CASE AGAINST OBAMA…

0715 by Jeff Hess
  • Shut up and play nice saved 657 days ago.
  • Physical Laws Embedded in Human Cities saved 655 days ago.
  • The English-Speaking World’s Issue With Women’s Breasts saved 655 days ago.
  • Writer Beat saved 654 days ago.
  • Making Change At Walmart saved 653 days ago.
  • End the Boy Scout Bullying saved 653 days ago.
  • Police handcuffed me to a chair for eight hours saved 653 days ago.
  • How To Get Past The Noise saved 651 days ago.
  • the One Percent’s Power and Privileges saved 647 days ago.
  • The progressive case against Obama saved 642 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    3 August 2014

    RULE NO. 32: EAT LIKE AN OMNIVORE…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 32 – Eat Like an Omnivore.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    3 August 2014

    NOT THE (SUNDAY) MARIETTA TIMES…

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S PARKERSBURG NEWS AND SENTINEL FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    Auction offers a little bit of everything
    Seeking Answers
    Belpre Homecoming ends
    Parkersburg residents weigh in on term limits
    Dwelling was Underground Railroad station

    Top Headlines Poll: Are you considering squeezing in a last-minute vacation this summer?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

    2 August 2014

    AS WE GET READY TO RETURN TO SCHOOL…

    1000 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 2: General duties of a student — pull everything out of your teacher; pull everything out of your fellow students.

    John Cage’s 10 Rules For Students And Teachers.

    HINTS: Always be around. Come or go to everything. Always go to classes. Read anything you can get your hands on. Look at movies carefully, often. Save everything — it might come in handy later.

    Previously

    2 August 2014

    PRESSURED ABORTION TO FAUX OBJECTIVITY…

    0715 by Jeff Hess
  • Republican Congressman Pressured Mistress To Get Abortion saved 655 days ago.
  • Election year garbage saved 655 days ago.
  • Ex-deputy questions why commissioner is armed saved 655 days ago.
  • Wal-Mart Testing Same-Day Delivery saved 654 days ago.
  • The 20th Century Courtroom Battles That Changed Our Nation saved 653 days ago.
  • Reaction to the vice presidential debate saved 653 days ago.
  • donhertzfeldt: well, it was inevitable saved 653 days ago.
  • Sherman Grabs Berman At Debate, Challenges Him To A Fight saved 653 days ago.
  • Koch vs Kramer saved 653 days ago.
  • Martha Raddatz and the faux objectivity of journalists saved 653 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    2 August 2014

    RULE NO. 31: BUY A CHEST FREEZER…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 31 – If You Have The Space, Buy a Freezer.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    2 August 2014

    NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    Pike Street projects on track to finish by fall
    Signs about cell use confusing
    Man who shot mom indicted
    MOVP hopes to raise $5,000
    Belpre man arrested for scamming customers

    Top Headlines Poll: Have you started your back-to-school shopping yet?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

    1 August 2014

    AS WE GET READY TO RETURN TO SCHOOL…

    1000 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 1: Find a place you trust, and then try trusting it for awhile.

    John Cage’s 10 Rules For Students And Teachers.

    HINTS: Always be around. Come or go to everything. Always go to classes. Read anything you can get your hands on. Look at movies carefully, often. Save everything — it might come in handy later.

    1 August 2014

    SANCTIONED WAR TO DREDGING CLEVELAND…

    0715 by Jeff Hess
  • Sanctioning society: From Iraq to Iran saved 661 days ago.
  • Spaghetti Squash with Pine Nuts, Sage, and Romano saved 658 days ago.
  • Eggplant Parmesan I saved 658 days ago.
  • It’s Not Me, It’s You saved 656 days ago.
  • 10 Rules for Students and Teachers from John Cage saved 656 days ago.
  • Iran sanctions now causing food insecurity, mass suffering saved 656 days ago.
  • Black Orpheus saved 656 days ago.
  • Walmart strikes spread to more states saved 655 days ago.
  • A Twitter Outburst and Another Chance for Andrew Goldman saved 655 days ago.
  • The port authority levy is asking for too much, too late saved 655 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    1 August 2014

    RULE NO. 30: EAT HEALTHY-FED ANIMALS…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 30 – Eat Animals That Themselves Have Eaten Well.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    1 August 2014

    NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    Stroke survivor speaks out about aphasia
    MC will cut retirement benefits in half
    Commissioners form panel to oversee EMA
    Senior driver sessions
    Marietta man skips sentencing

    Top Headlines Poll: Have you started your back-to-school shopping yet?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

    31 July 2014

    THE BRILLIANT COLDNESS OF LOGIC…

    0837 by Jeff Hess

    We can stand aloof from the events and carry out thought exercises, and we can carefully weigh the pros and cons of war—this side did this horrible thing, that side did that horrible thing, this side has this worthy cause, that side has that worthy cause—and we can attempt to calculate who is slightly better and who is slightly worse, although even there it’s striking how often different people seem to come up with completely different sums, as if maybe, somehow human lives resist being reduced to simple numbers. Let us reason together, you say; if only we could get everyone to look at the situation logically, if only everyone would be a dispassionate observer like me, if only everyone would sit back and coldly analyze all possible actions to arrive at an optimal conclusion that maximizes idealized outcomes…

    [WARNING: DEEPLY DISTURBING IMAGERY FOLLOWS!] Continue Reading »

    31 July 2014

    SQUAW TO BOY SCOUT LEGAL FUND…

    0715 by Jeff Hess
  • Use of “Pocahontas” and “Squaw” In Election Deeply Offensive saved 667 days ago.
  • What do Ohio’s white working-class voters want? saved 667 days ago.
  • To Use Or Lose The Term ‘Illegal Immigrant’ saved 665 days ago.
  • Meet the High Priest of Runaway College Inflation saved 665 days ago.
  • Why I Refuse to Vote for Barack Obama saved 663 days ago.
  • The Responses to ‘Why I Refuse to Vote for Barack Obama’ saved 663 days ago.
  • U.S. filmmaker repeatedly detained at border saved 663 days ago.
  • Why American Student Can’t Write saved 663 days ago.
  • The US fears Iranian nukes because they deter US attacks saved 662 days ago.
  • How Much Money Do the Boy Scouts Have? saved 662 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    31 July 2014

    THERE ARE SHORTER EULA’S OUT THERE…

    0710 by Jeff Hess

    One of the evergreen topics that shows up at Pharyngula regards women, Feminism and the men who hate one or both. This morning I was doing a bit of catch-up reading and stopped to try and figure out what the acronym in Something is wrong with SIWOTI! might mean. (I still haven’t figured that out.) I followed the link in the story to Melissa McEwan’s Shakesville described where readers are greeted with:

    Welcome to Shakesville, a progressive feminist blog about politics, culture, social justice, cute things, and all that is in between. Please note that the commenting policy and the Feminism 101 section, conveniently linked at the top of the page, are required reading before commenting.

    Fair enough. As I’m fond of saying, “Your blog, your rules.”

    So, I surfed over to the Commenting Policy.

    The short rules are what I think of as basic civility and run 289 words.

    Be kind. Be thoughtful. Be open to correction in response to unintentional expressions of privilege. No downvoting. No using the reply function. Respect the mods. Hold yourself to the same standards you hold the contributors and other commenters. Have fun. And expect to get whatever you give: If you respect the guidelines and the community culture, you’ll get the same in return.

    Commenters should read the entirety of any post and existing comments before commenting. We make this request because clarifications about the post and moderation regarding what is on- or off-topic is done in-thread, and commenters who value the safe space provided by the moderation here must play their part in making sure they’re not increasing moderation demands by entering a thread with concerns which have already been addressed or in a way that has already been set off-limits.

    The long rules, however, are extremely detailed and go on for another 1,934 words.

    Daunting reading, but I don’t know the history of Shakesville but clearly McEwan didn’t invest the time to write so much just for fun.

    Next I moved to her Feminism 101, which is ten times the length coming in at 22,851 words. Nearly an hour later I felt as if I’d just pledged a fraternity. If McWan’s intent is to put off the trolls (and unfortunately the casual reader) this really works.

    After that much reading, I felt I had to leave a comment, and I did, on They’re Not Laughing with You…. I wrote:

    Good morning all,

    I remember a similar incident at a publishing house in the ’80s where I was a magazine editor. The editor of a another magazine issued a memo to the effect that laughter during office hours (we worked in a cube farm where conversations were only semi-private) was unprofessional and must stop immediately.

    I, and other editors, had a good laugh about this, but unfortunately, her staff could not.

    On a related note, Eric Blair (George Orwell) in writing on Fascism and the “goose-step” in “The Lion and The Unicorn” commented that the reason British soldiers never adopted the technique was that British citizens would have laughed themselves silly if they ever saw such antics.

    Laughter is a very powerful tool.

    Do all you can to make today a better day,

    Jeff

    McEwan repeatedly uses the term Safe Space in both her commenting policy and in the Feminism 101 essay. Clearly she has worked hard to make that a reality on line. Creating such a space in the real world is difficult (ask anyone who runs a shelter); reaching for the same goal in cyberspace is exponentially more so.

    That we still need to think about safe spaces in the 21st century is part of our problem.

    31 July 2014

    RULE NO. 29: DRINK THE SPINACH WATER…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 29 – Drink the Spinach Water.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    31 July 2014

    NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    History in a tiny wood cabin
    Break-ins at The Galley and Town House
    Bobcat sightings
    From tears to anger: Woman curses prison sentence
    Digitizing court records

    Top Headlines Poll: Have you spotted any bobcats in the area?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

    30 July 2014

    FAUX FRAUD TO PUBLIC-SCHOOL CHANGE…

    0715 by Jeff Hess
  • How Much Voter Fraud Is There? saved 677 days ago.
  • You’re Doing It Wrong: Lentils saved 675 days ago.
  • Share Your Shelf saved 671 days ago.
  • How Do You Take Your Poison? by Chris Hedges saved 670 days ago.
  • Five lessons from the de-listing of MEK as a terrorist group saved 670 days ago.
  • Fall of the Republic HQ saved 670 days ago.
  • Plastic Planet saved 669 days ago.
  • The Plot Against Occupy saved 668 days ago.
  • 6 Breathing Exercises to Relax in 10 Minutes or Less saved 668 days ago.
  • Can Public Schools Really Change? saved 667 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    30 July 2014

    RULE NO. 28: EAT YOUR COLORS…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 28 – Eat Your Colors.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    30 July 2014

    NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    Long overdue: Local Vietnam veteran finally recognized
    Placeholder bill sets new standards
    Grants awarded for six projects
    Veterans’ drivers appreciated
    Back to school: Immunizations!

    Top Headlines Poll: Are you “for” or “against” Common Core, or would you rather all standards be eliminated?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

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