10 August 2014

RULE NO. 39: TINTED BREAKFAST MILK IS BAD…

0600 by Jeff Hess

Rule No. 39 – Don’t Eat Breakfast Cereals That Change the Color of the Milk.

From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

Previously…

Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

10 August 2014

JOHN OLIVER EXPLAINS NATIVE ADVERTISING

0530 by Jeff Hess

10 August 2014

NOT THE (SUNDAY) MARIETTA TIMES…

0500 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S PARKERSBURG NEWS AND SENTINEL FRONT PAGE

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Community Pillar
Elvis show wows City Park crowd
Wood, cities enrolled in purchase card program
Local businesses offer gluten-free products
PHS Marching Band Celebrating Anniversary

Top Headlines Poll: Do you believe fired former Ohio State University marching band director Jonathan Waters should bear responsibility for what has been called the band’s culture of sexual harassment and objectionable traditions?

Great pictures of Marietta

What’s going on here

Previously

9 August 2014

SOCIAL/ECONOMIC COMMENT FROM 1955: NO. 1…

1030 by Jeff Hess

I turn 59 next month. My dad emailed me a series of photos and captions purported to be from 1955. I haven’t verified any of the quotes, but they’re fun nonetheless.
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I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $10.00
.

From my dad, of course…

9 August 2014

AS WE GET READY TO RETURN TO SCHOOL…

1000 by Jeff Hess

Rule No. 9: Be happy whenever you can manage it. Enjoy yourself. It’s lighter than you think.

John Cage’s 10 Rules For Students And Teachers.

HINTS: Always be around. Come or go to everything. Always go to classes. Read anything you can get your hands on. Look at movies carefully, often. Save everything — it might come in handy later.

Previously

9 August 2014

TROUBLE RIGHT HERE IN RIVER CITY MARIETTA…

0831 by Jeff Hess

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I called this back on 21 June. Want to know how Marietta and Washington County are going to spend all of that cash rolling in from fracking? How about a bigger jail, more police and sheriffs to handle rising crime and increased social services loads. A gun-shot wound treatment refresher course for local hospitals will probably also be a good idea.

Stop and think for a moment. In the lede to her top-of-the-fold, front page story Human trafficking ring busted, Jasmine Rogers writes:

A man and woman accused of running a forced prostitution ring in the area for more than a week were arrested Thursday in Marietta. The arrests mark what is possibly the first human trafficking case ever seen in Washington County [Emphasis mine, JH], according to investigators.

Set aside the inaccuracy of the claim—just stop in at The Levee House and ask about the history in that building—and contemplate these questions: first, who were the the customers? second, who else was staying in that hotel in the 700 block of Pike Street? (Why did the Times not name the hotel? The Quality Inn is at 700 Pike and the Holiday Inn is at 701 Pike); third, how did the Xavier Freeman get the word out to these customers and fourth, why were the customers in Marietta? If the recent influx of out-of-state oil industry workers flocking to make fracking bucks popped into your head, well give yourself a prize.

Cue Robert Preston

9 August 2014

THE ROOT’S THE BEST OF WYATT CENAC
NO. 8: THE HURT TALKER…

0800 by Jeff Hess

9 August 2014

ESQUIRE’S SHOULD READS TO OCEAN WAVES…

0715 by Jeff Hess
  • The 80 Books Every Man Should Read saved 447 days ago.
  • How to add the print directory feature to Windows Explorer saved 446 days ago.
  • Obama’s unparalleled spy state saved 422 days ago.
  • How for-profit colleges prey on African-American ambition saved 419 days ago.
  • Sound of nature—birds song saved 418 days ago.
  • The Rinzai Zen Community saved 414 days ago.
  • I’m Going To Change Your Life Forever saved 412 days ago.
  • How typeface influences the way we read and think saved 412 days ago.
  • Relaxing 3 Hour Video of a Mountain Stream saved 411 days ago.
  • Relaxing Ocean Waves Crashing Into Rocky Shore saved 411 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…Blogpile, Going Up From Egypt

    9 August 2014

    RULE NO. 38: EAT ONLY SWEETS FROM NATURE…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 38 – Eat Sweet Foods as You Find Them in Nature.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    9 August 2014

    NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    Rivers, Trails, Ales
    Human trafficking ring busted
    4 years in prison for break-in
    Safe Sleep campaign extended to parents
    Downtown ‘walk’ attracts busy crowd Friday

    Top Headlines Poll: Are you planning a last-minute summer trip?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

    8 August 2014

    AS WE GET READY TO RETURN TO SCHOOL…

    1000 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 8: Don’t try to create and analyze at the same time. They’re different processes.

    John Cage’s 10 Rules For Students And Teachers.

    HINTS: Always be around. Come or go to everything. Always go to classes. Read anything you can get your hands on. Look at movies carefully, often. Save everything — it might come in handy later.

    Previously

    8 August 2014

    THE ROOT’S THE BEST OF WYATT CENAC:
    NO. 9: THE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME…

    0800 by Jeff Hess

    8 August 2014

    MATH PROBLEMS TO AMERICAN EXCEPTIONIALISM…

    0715 by Jeff Hess
  • The Humongous Book of SAT Math Problems saved 547 days ago.
  • The Humongous Book of Basic Math Problems saved 547 days ago.
  • Why You Should Work From A Coffee Shop, Not Your Office saved 547 days ago.
  • Mindful Eating: Less Food, More Satiety saved 542 days ago.
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Cottage Pie With Guinness Recipe saved 524 days ago.
  • Bod Pod Body Composition Testing saved 506 days ago.
  • Pink Guns saved 504 days ago.
  • Can unions save the creative class? saved 502 days ago.
  • Top Of The Lake saved 502 days ago.
  • American Exceptionalism: From Gettysburg to Damascus saved 453 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    8 August 2014

    RULE NO. 37: ADD YOUR OWN SALT AND SUGAR…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 37 – Sweeten and Salt Your Food Yourself.

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

    8 August 2014

    NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

    0500 by Jeff Hess

    TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

    Today’s headlines include:

    Local News

    Squeeze it in: Time’s ticking away on last-minute trips
    Special brew mixed in: Rivers, Trails and Ales kicks off with traditional party
    2 1/2-year prison sentence given to Beverly teen
    Windmill on a roof
    Wings of Freedom flies in Monday

    Top Headlines Poll: Are you planning a last-minute summer trip?

    Great pictures of Marietta

    What’s going on here

    Previously

    7 August 2014

    AS WE GET READY TO RETURN TO SCHOOL…

    1000 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 7: The only rule is work. If you work it will lead to something. It’s the people who do all of the work all of the time who eventually catch on to things.

    John Cage’s 10 Rules For Students And Teachers.

    HINTS: Always be around. Come or go to everything. Always go to classes. Read anything you can get your hands on. Look at movies carefully, often. Save everything — it might come in handy later.

    Previously

    7 August 2014

    THE ROOT’S THE BEST OF WYATT CENAC
    NO. 10: THE THIN JEW LINE…

    0800 by Jeff Hess

    7 August 2014

    LAPTOP BORDER SIEZURES TO FARRAGO…

    0715 by Jeff Hess
  • Laptop seizures highlight 9/11-era climate of fear saved 605 days ago.
  • Aleppo: How Syria Is Being Destroyed saved 605 days ago.
  • Wyatt Cenac’s 10 Best ‘Daily Show’ Skits saved 597 days ago.
  • Lonesome No More! Kurt Vonnegut’s Freethinking Heritage saved 582 days ago.
  • Americanisms saved 574 days ago.
  • J.E.S. Hays: Author, Worldbuilder, Wordsmith saved 574 days ago.
  • A Writer’s Guide to the 19th Century saved 574 days ago.
  • A 19th Century Slang Dictionary saved 574 days ago.
  • Django Unchained—Avant-Garde Or Just…? saved 565 days ago.
  • Farrago saved 561 days ago.
  • This is my exercise in shoveling out the blogpile…

    7 August 2014

    EAT LESS, EXERCISE MORE, REPEAT…

    0711 by Jeff Hess

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    Prompted by a discussion on Mano Singham’s blog

    7 August 2014

    RULE NO. 36: EAT YOUR KIMCHEE…

    0600 by Jeff Hess

    Rule No. 36 – Eat Some Foods That Have Been Predigested by Bacteria or Fungi. (Eat more kimchee, sauerkraut and yogurt.)

    From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan

    Previously…

    Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.

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