0500 by Jeff Hess
TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE
Today’s headlines include:
Local News
Sweet songs: Barbershop chorus welcomes weary travelers
Macksburg man sentenced to 45 days
18 months for man selling LSD
Community input on Cytec needed
City again asking for bids from oil, gas interests
Top Headlines Poll: What is your favorite Robin Williams movie?
Great pictures of Marietta…
What’s going on here…
Previously…
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0425 by Jeff Hess
I’ve always disliked the whole have a nice day meme because of the passivity of the phrase. Several years ago I began to use my own version: make it a good one, which is my verbal short-hand for the real sentiment: make today a good day or, as I’ve begun to use recently, make today a better day.
Ana Marie Cox, following yet another extension of The Gulf War—I was there for Part I, The Iranian Hostages Affair in 1979—offers five actions in response to what she calls Iraq War 3.
American culture is stuck in perpetual rewind: the Clintons, the Ninja Turtles, Buzzfeed. Now comes a much more serious affair – Iraq War 3: Revenge of the Jihadi. Like all horror-movie sequels, this one has a new cast but the same basic plot line, plus the threat of an even bloodier ending at the hands of a new masked enemy.
Audiences can shout the obvious at the protagonists – “Don’t go in the house!” – but in the forever conflict that is the Middle East and North Africa in the 21st century, former anti-war candidates and generals don’t hear us like they did in the 20th. There is no turning off a war that has no end. Not that we shouldn’t try – it’s just that we can’t act as if we know exactly how to do it.
Ana Marie Cox writing in 5 things the US can actually do instead of complaining about the new Iraq war for The Guardian.
So, what can we—you, me and the people we know, not United States, not the Free World, but We The People—do?
Cox has five suggestions:
- Demand a real authorization of the use of military force;
- Present your own plan – earlier rather than later;
- Make all military and foreign aid as transparent as possible;
- Enforce standards on contractors who do our dirty work; and
- Admit that we’re going to be at war for a very, very long time.
What will you do?
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1125 by Jeff Hess

The Bright Idea USB Lightbulb is a good concept, but the execution falls flat. After less than 10 hours of use, the bulb suffers from an intermittent open that causes the light to blink erratically. I thought the problem might be in my computer’s USB ports—the design does put some stress on the connection—but I got the same performance on all three of my ports and on the ports of another laptop. I would have left a comment on the website, but that wasn’t an option that I could see.
I could return the defection garbage, but, according to the company:
If in the unlikely event that you are not entirely satisfied with your purchase you may return it to us within 14 days of receipt for an exchange or refund. All goods returned must be as new and the responsibility for the return delivery costs lie with the customer. Upon return the goods will be inspected and a refund made within 14 days. Please contact info@justmustard.com to arrange a return.
So, I’ve already paid $11.99 plus shipping and now, to get another piece of junk–or my $11.99 back–I have to invest my time and pay a second postage. I figure that the double postage plus the value of my time exceeds $11.99.
The corporation wins again.
Just another piece of cheap plastic crap made in China.
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1030 by Jeff Hess
I turn 59 next month. My dad emailed me a series of photos and captions purported to be from 1955. I haven’t verified any of the quotes, but they’re fun nonetheless.

If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00,
nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.
From my dad, of course…
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0600 by Jeff Hess
Rule No. 41 – Milk Is a Food, Not a Beverage.
From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan
Previously…
Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.
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0500 by Jeff Hess
TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE
Today’s headlines include:
Local News
‘War Birds’ arrive: Trained volunteers give tours of aircraft
Not your average plane ride
New round of renovations at public library
Bill would give more protection to landlords in fair housing lawsuits
Adoption celebration
Top Headlines Poll: Have you considered adopting a child?
Great pictures of Marietta…
What’s going on here…
Previously…
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1030 by Jeff Hess
I turn 59 next month. My dad emailed me a series of photos and captions purported to be from 1955. I haven’t verified any of the quotes, but they’re fun nonetheless.

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter.
From my dad, of course…
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0600 by Jeff Hess
Rule No. 40 – Make Water Your Beverage of Choice.
From Food Rules, an eater’s manual by Michael Pollan
Previously…
Found in my electronic chapbook. See also Eating Mindfully by Jan Chozen Bey.
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0500 by Jeff Hess
TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE
Today’s headlines include:
Local News
River Regatta: Kayaks, rafts race on ‘Mighty Muskingum’
Path to graduation changing
Dawes Day at The Castle
Cleaning out the closet
Around 200 backpacks given away at church party
Top Headlines Poll: Will you go see the three World War II planes at the regional airport this week?
Great pictures of Marietta…
What’s going on here…
Previously…
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1030 by Jeff Hess
I turn 59 next month. My dad emailed me a series of photos and captions purported to be from 1955. I haven’t verified any of the quotes, but they’re fun nonetheless.

Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won’t be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.
From my dad, of course…
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1000 by Jeff Hess
Rule No. 10: “We’re breaking all the rules. Even our own rules. And how do we do that? By leaving plenty of room for X quantities.”
John Cage’s 10 Rules For Students And Teachers.
HINTS: Always be around. Come or go to everything. Always go to classes. Read anything you can get your hands on. Look at movies carefully, often. Save everything — it might come in handy later.
Previously…
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