YEAH, I’M SENSING A 2016 MEME FOR BERNIE HERE…
0900 by Jeff Hess
If we ever needed solid evidence that the United States of America is a single-party state ruled by the Pro-War Pro-Business Party, consider the comparison of how the party fought a threat from the Right in 2016 and is now freaking out from a nearly identical challenge from the Left. Post Iowa-New Hampshire I’ve listened to pundits make the obvious comparison.
Just as the reasonable Ghidorah—Rafael Edward Cruz, John Richard Kasich and Marco Antonio Rubio—trampled the PWPB’s right-wing darling John Ellis Bush in 2016 and then clawed itself to shreds while Donald John Trump waltzed to the White House, so too has the middle-way Cerberus—Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg, Elizabeth Ann Warren and Amy Jean Klobuchar—thrown down the PWPB’s left-wing sweetheart Joseph Robinette Biden and will gnaw their legs while Bernard Sanders rolls onward to the Oval Office.
The only wildcard in the game is Michael Rubens Bloomberg and his $2 billion—roughly the annual interest on his $62 billion empire—fuck-all-of-you campaign.
Matt Taibbi, in New Hampshire 2020: In Supreme Irony, the Horse Race Favors Bernie Sanders: Sanders and Trump are political opposites, but they’re on the same path to victory for Rolling Stone Magazine, joins the meme. He writes:
Bernie Sanders won the New Hampshire primary Tuesday night. Second-place finisher Pete Buttigieg earned 24.4 percent of the vote, while Amy Klobuchar, not long ago polling in single digits, came out of nowhere with 19.8 percent, a classic New Hampshire outlier result.
The words “eked” and “narrowly” are getting a workout in headlines today. There is a Yeah, but… passage in nearly every major media write-up of Bernie’s win. “Sanders cements his front-runner status, but his narrow margins… show how volatile this race is,” is how The New York Times put it.
In reality, the results for Sanders cut both ways. On one hand, it’s amazing he can win any state after years of propaganda depicting him as a half-dead cross of Hitler and Stalin (MSNBC before New Hampshire outdid itself with Looney Tunes commentary about “executions in Central Park” and a “digital brownshirt brigade”).
On the other hand, there are signs after New Hampshire that some of the relentless corporate messaging against Sanders is landing. This will inspire orgies of excitement—it’s already happening — as pundits revel in every storyline suggesting Democratic voters are scrambling to find an “electable” alternative.
Good. Let them. I saw this movie in 2016 and have a fair idea of how it ends. It just won’t be horrifying this time.
Well, horrifying is in the eye of the beholder, but I take Taibbi’s point. He continues:
Four years ago, after New Hampshire, it was crystal clear that Donald Trump was not only going to win his party’s nomination, but that his path was being actively cleared by the Republican Party establishment and the national news media, whose half-baked efforts to stop him were working in reverse. I wrote this in February 2016:
The [Republicans] sent forth to take on Trump have been so incompetent, they can’t even lose properly. One GOP strategist put it this way: “Maybe 34 [percent] is Trump’s ceiling. But 34 in a five-person race wins…” The numbers simply don’t work, unless the field unexpectedly narrows before March.
Early mixed results guaranteed that Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Jeb Bush, and Marco Rubio would not drop out soon enough to give any of the others a chance. As a result, the following was obvious at this time four years ago: “Trump will probably enjoy at least a five-horse race through Super Tuesday.”
In hindsight, those Republican challengers were so villainously terrible that none would have beaten Trump in a two-person race. Still, Bush’s backers knew their man was roadkill by New Hampshire, yet didn’t pull the plug. Kasich, who in a rare moment of self-awareness was ready to bail after Iowa (“If we get smoked up there, I’m going back to Ohio,” he fumed in New Hampshire), let himself be fooled by one surprise second-place finish.
All pledged to be committed to stopping Trump but accelerated his victory by staying in too long.
Yeah, the Warican-Businocrats are so last century.
Bonus No. 1: Does Bernie have a ceiling? and Will Obama intervene to stop Bernie?
Bonus No. 2: We hear and read a great deal about strong men out of control in Russia, Turkey, Brazil and The Philippines, but we’re much less informed about Australia’s pasty white prime minister: It turns out Scott Morrison and his friends can do whatever they like. What a shock.
Bonus No. 3: A wholesale ass-whuppin’ may descend upon you like a Florida Hurricane.
Bonus No. 4: From 12 May 2019—On the Trail With Bernie Sanders 2.0: Can the Vermont senator win over Trump voters and harness his grassroots army to transform the Democratic Party?
Bonus No. 5: Prager U Wants You! (To Become a Conservative). (Am I the only one who sees Prager U and thinks insult?)
Bonus No. 6: The Pundits Wrote Off Bernie’s Candidacy. In Iowa and New Hampshire, He Proved Them Wrong.


Different people have different reasons for taking part in historical reënactments. Sometimes there is the fantasy attraction of dropping into an alter ego; sometimes there is a safe-space allure that gives permission to be a bad person; sometimes the exercise is a learning experience that opens minds to comprehending what may be the incomprehensible.
This morning while researching single-term vice presidents—I was pondering the nightmare of President Donald John Trump ditching Michael Richard Pence (either before or after the election) and naming either his eldest son or his daughter to be his vice president, setting them up for a run in 2024. In the course of that research I discovered the tale of Henry Agard Wallace.
President Donald John Trump has been impeached,acquitted of those articles of impeachment and now truly believes that he is fully empowered by the second article of our Constitution to do whatever the fuck he likes. The toddler-in-chief now believes that the babysitter has been instructed that spankings are not permitted in the White House.
In 1976—the year I joined the USS Bainbridge—

For the record, I’m an atheist who does not believe in gods and souls, immortal or otherwise. Ohio’s junior senator Robert Jones Portman has professed belief in both but I don’t ever want to hear him do so again. Leading up to the vote on the Senate trail of President Donald John Trump on two articles of impeachment I left two phone messages for my senator.


The series begins with a history lesson focusing on the last time that our nation, indeed, the entire world faced global threats to the very idea of democracy from the rise of Strong Men like Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini in Italy, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin in Russia, Adolf Hitler in Germany, Francisco Franco Bahamonde in Spain and Hideki Tojo in Japan.



