19 May 2006

FISKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS…

0908 by Jeff Hess

With the release of video footage this week from the 11 September attack on the Pentagon, the conspiracy theorists are jumping and gibbering about what really happened four-and-a-half years ago. Salon’s Patrick Smith does his usual expert job of ripping holes in their half-truths, distortions and general delusions. Writes Smith:

It’s distressing that so many people become married to a preposterous idea based on little more than erroneous interpretations of some pictures and selective, manipulative use of evidence. But in debating this stuff now and again, you learn that it can be a bit like arguing religion. Evidence, or lack of it, has little to do with what motivates many believers. At the heart of their convictions is something utterly unprovable. It’s faith.

Which reminds me once again why I prefer to be a person of reason.

My Soundtrack: Siberia by Echo & The Bunnymen on WOXY.

19 May 2006

AM I BLUE…? YES I’M BLUE, HOW ABOUT YOU…?

0840 by Jeff Hess


Remember all those Red/Blue maps from the fall of 2004?
Here’s the 2006 update.

18 May 2006

MAKING A COMMITMENT…

1221 by Jeff Hess

A while back Jill told the Jewish version of the tale about the pig (in this telling, a salmon) and the chicken discussing their contributions to breakfast. The difference, the pig/salmon would tell the chicken, was that for her the breakfast involved a donation, but for the herself, breakfast was a commitment.

I, along with a lot of other good bloggers, have decided to move from donation to commitment as regards Meet The Bloggers.

You’ll notice an honest-to-(insert name of appropriate deity here) advertisement near the top of my left-hand column. Underneath the not-too-annoyingly flashing ad is an appeal to: advertise on the MTB Ad Network.

I’ve only been privileged to take part in one MTB session; the one with Roldo Bartimole. I don’t know what the count is up to now but it’s certainly in the dozens and rapidly approaching the 100 mark. (Note to George, you should plan some grand celebration for the 100th.) All of them are creative examples of blog power.

My own support for MTB has been peripheral. I’ve offered verbal and published encouragement to George, Bill, Tim and all the other bloggers who’ve devoted time and financial resources. I’ve dropped cash in the tip jar to help pay for the transcripts and I posted a link to the MTB virtual tip jar some three or four months ago.

When Tim approached me a few weeks ago about joining the MTB ad network, I confess that I at first was hesitant. Not because I have any reservations about the people involved or the quality of their work, but rather because I know first hand the dangers inherent in the siren’s call of advertising.

To accept ads would mean two things to me: first, Have Coffee Will Write would become something of a commercial venture; and second, I would be lending my good name to a group of people I would have to trust.

The second concern was quickly dismissed. I do trust MTB to continue its good work. As to my first concern, however, I had to do further thinking.

The wall between Church and State, Editorial and Sales, can be a thin one. At times it is merely a gossamer nothing. Those publications that have the thickest walls are the ones that do the best work. Yet, the bills must be paid. And so writers and peddlers must work together. I am solely responsible for the content at HCWW. And that will continue.

MTB has not asked me to restrict my content in any way. And if it should happen that I blog about something that offends an advertiser, well so be it. Such offense will not mean one whit to me as long as I have been fair and honest with my readers.

Transparency is important. That is why I wanted to share my thoughts with you, my readers. After due consideration I gladly told MTB that I would participate. And I said, because I beleived in the importance of what it does, I would forego any cut of the advertising money, choosing instead to donate any revenues to the cause; a course I’m pleased to see, other bloggers in the network have followed.

And so, like the pig/salmon, I’ve committed my good name, and the trust of my readers, to fully supporting MTB.

I have no doubt I’m doing the right thing.

My Soundtrack: Black & White New York by Tommy Keene on WOXY.

18 May 2006

THE HUNGER GAMBIT…

1010 by Jeff Hess

Would you want to give away food to your potential low-income customers? Sometimes I think I’m too cynical for my own self, but Jonathan Rees makes a compelling case over at The Writing On The Wal. Why do you think Wal Mart would rather destroy food than donate it to those who might need a little help? Hmmmm?

18 May 2006

A SIMPLE HONEST HUMAN…

0953 by Jeff Hess

Today is the 109thn anniversary of the birth of Frank Capra who once said: A simple honest man, driven into a corner by predatory sophisticates, can, if he will, reach down into his God-given resources and come up with the necessary handfuls of courage, wit, and love to triumph over his environment. What would Capra title a movie he made in 2006?

18 May 2006

STARING…

0948 by Jeff Hess

Your ideals are invisible clouds
so try not to suffocate the poor,
the peasants, with your sympathies.
They know that you’re staring at them.

From Easter Morning by Jim Harrison.

18 May 2006

THE RIGHT-BRAINED HAVE IT TOUGH…

0042 by Jeff Hess


From Don Piraro.

17 May 2006

ARE YOU PRE-PREGNANT…?

1218 by Jeff Hess

Oh bother and feck! I can just see the mushroom clouds rising when Terry, Molly, Sherry, Gloria, Jill and Colette get wind of this. According to the Washington Post, our Federal government wants all women capable of bearing children to treat themselves as pre-pregnant, regardless of whether they plan to get pregnant.

I’m all for healthcare, but this is just more female-as-womb idiocy.

One of my favorite turns of phrase in the report is the repeated use of interconception period to refer to women during the time when they are not pregnant. So what the report is saying is that there are five types of women: pre-menses, pre-pregnant, pregnant, post-pregnant and menopausal.

There is a lot in the report that is good, sound medical advice. If I were a young woman who included among her life goals the conceiving and raising of healthy children, then I would agree that I should heed the report’s recommendations.

But reports such as this do not exist in a vacuum. They are part of a larger social structure we call society and what we write and read does guide how that society is shaped.

And one final note. The CDC released the report on Friday, 21 April. Why did it take the Washington Post, or any media outlet for that matter, 25 days to write about this?

Thanks to Rebecca Traister for the catch.

My Soundtrack: No Sense Of Crime by Van Hunt on WOXY.

17 May 2006

AND, AND, AND… AND…!

1016 by Jeff Hess


I know that this is just another example of government incompetence, but it really frosts me. There are six, not five, rights enurmerated in the First Amendment to what I consider the single most important human document in history: our Constitution. Someone couldn’t count and all those immigrants are told to memorize only five.

For the record, the First Amerndment reads:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Emphasis mine.

Get it right, folks. Get. It. Right.

My Soundtrack: Valley Of Malls by Fountains Of Wayne on WOXY.

17 May 2006

AND THAT WOULD BE…?

0712 by Jeff Hess


The side with the single largest military force ever assembled in human history or the side armed with small arms and homemade bombs?

16 May 2006

THE URBAN QUESTION…

1802 by Jeff Hess

Both Bill Callahan and Tim Russo have weighed in on gubernatorial candidate Ted Strickland’s lack of an urban strategy. To avoid the debacle of 1990, I think Strickland should drop what he’s doing and get his tail over to Callahan’s. As usual, Bill has succinctly stated the problem and articulated the solution in plain language.

16 May 2006

THIS IS STUPID… REALLY, REALLY STUPID…

1706 by Jeff Hess

A 20-year-old man is accused of molesting a 14-year-old girl. He’s out on bail. She’s being held in jail without a lawyer, even though she’s asked for one. What’s wrong with this picture? I found about this via I See Invisible People, and maybe it’s my own fault for not reading the Pee Dee

but why do I have to go clear across the country to get this story?

From CNN:

A 14-year-old Ohio girl has been jailed nearly a week after failing to testify against a man accused of molesting her.

Court records show the girl has requested a lawyer. But jail officials say she isn’t permitted contact with anyone unless prosecutors approve.

Prosecutors say the teen is a material witness and they want her jailed for her safety. A judge has ordered that she be held indefinitely.

The girl failed to show earlier this month at the trial of a 20-year-old man, who’s accused of having unlawful sexual conduct with her. He is free on bond.

The man’s attorneys say the girl denied that sexual contact occurred, and would not write a statement for police. Defense lawyers say the state has “effectively kidnapped” the girl. They’re asking that the case be dropped.

Yes, yes, yes. I know the story has to be mega-times more complicated than it appears here, but we’re still talking about basic civil rights. The alleged criminal is walking around on bail while his alleged victim is in jail. That’s just wrong.

My Soundtrack: Raising The Sparks by Akron/Family on WOXY.

16 May 2006

GASOLINE REALITIES…

1024 by Jeff Hess

From my dad:


Click to see the rest.

15 May 2006

THE FREE-FALL PRESIDENT…

1533 by Jeff Hess

President George Bush’s approval ratings slipped below 30 percent last week to a new low of 29 percent. More telling is how Americans now rank his job performance as compared to President Bill Clinton. Clinton out perfromed Bush 2-to-1 on the economy in a CNN poll. On foreign affairs, Clinton polled at 56 percent, Bush 32 percent.

For the best graphic ever, click on Flush Bush on the left.

He’d better catch Osama fast or, never mind, not even that could make a difference.

Thanks to Terry for the catch.

My Soundtrack: Holiday by The Get Up Kids on WOXY.

15 May 2006

WE KNOW WHO YOU’RE CALLING…

1316 by Jeff Hess

The administration, tightly focused on information leaks (other than the ones it likes), is tracking the phone calls of reporters. That’s the claim made by ABC’s Brian Ross and Richard Esposito. ABC does not know what mechanism the government is using or whether or not warrants for the records were issued or ignored.

It is becoming increasingly clear that it is dissent, not the protection of national security that is at stake here. From ABC:

A senior federal law enforcement official tells ABC News the government is tracking the phone numbers we call in an effort to root out confidential sources. “It’s time for you to get some new cell phones, quick,” the source told us in an in-person conversation.

[snip]

Under Bush Administration guidelines, it is not considered illegal for the government to keep track of numbers dialed by phone customers.

The official who warned ABC News said there was no indication our phones were being tapped so the content of the conversation could be recorded.

There is no greater guarantee of our rights under the Constitution than a free and aggressive media. And any despot who sought to sully that Constitution must first co-opt or neutralize that media.

My Soundtrack: Just Can’t Get Enough by Nouvelle Vague on WOXY.

15 May 2006

MORE PEOPLE SHOULD LET GO…

1218 by Jeff Hess

That to teach her I had to follow
And when she learned I had to let her go.

From Learning The Bicycle by Wyatt Prunty.

14 May 2006

KARL ROVE INDICTED…!?

1512 by Jeff Hess

[Udate — 1219, 16 May — While Karl Rove may still be indicted, it looks like it isn’t going to be this week. And the credibilty of Jason Leopold, who published the story, has been severly damaged if not crushed.]

This could be just wishful thinking on the part of those who think Karl Rove is Torquemada to President George Bush’s Pope Sixtus IV. The morning papers are likely to tell us yea or nay, but for now I’m going to bask in the glow of the possible. Scooter Libby was the No. 2 to the No. 2. Indicting Karl Rove is the big time.

14 May 2006

PRESIDENT GORE ADDRESSES THE NATION…

1450 by Jeff Hess

[Update — 1807, 17 May — And the hits just keep coming: Yahoo News and The New Republic.]

[Update — 1538, 16 May — The meme is spreading with a Gore As Nixon debate over at Cagey Mind.]

[Update — 1447, 15 May — more readers are dropping notes to Andrew Sullivan why Al Gore looks really good in 2008.]


Would Al Gore really consider running against Hillary in 2008? Hmmmmm… could be. One of the readers over at Daily Dish lays out an interesting scenerio where Russ Feingold kneecaps Hillary Clinton and Gore emerges as the Democratic front runner in the Spring of ’08. OK all you political wonks. Why is Sullivan’s reader wrong?

14 May 2006

HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY…

1408 by Jeff Hess

Oops! Sorry, Limerick Savant. I don’t know how the contest thing slipped in. But I can guarantee you that it was most likely from too little coffee not the opposite. For the rest of you, surf over to Limerick Savant’s Carnival of Moms. The poetry is delightful and far better than anything you’re going to find on a card from Hallmark or American Greetings.

13 May 2006

HERE’S ONE THING YOU CAN DO…

0807 by Jeff Hess

[Update — 1136 — Still more from this morning’s papers:

Questions Raised for Phone Giants in Spy Data Furor
NSA has massive database of Americans’ phone calls
Qwest’s Ex-Chief Is Suddenly Cast as Defender of Privacy

And Terry left a comment letting us know that her cellular company, T-Mobile, also refused to turn over records.]

Change your phone service to Qwest. Today. Americans should send a clear message to the corporations that so blithely violated our Constitutional rights as enumerated in the Fourth Amendment. Stop giving money to corporations that only care about their revenues. Send your money to a company that stood up for the Constitution.

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