TO MY JOURNALISM PEERS…
0950 by Jeff Hess
While I certainly don’t have the chops of a big-city daily editor, I have spent some years as a writer, editor and executive editor of national business magazines. I feel like I have some standing to write the following fictional account of how I might envision a certain reporter/editor discussion. With appologies to Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster.
JIMMY OLSEN: Hey chief! I’ve got a great story! You’re going to love it! It’s front-page stuff!
PERRY WHITE: Don’t call me chief. What is it?
OLSEN: There’s this blogger guy, the one that’s been a real pain in the ass. Turns out he’s a pervert.
WHITE: What kind of pervert?
OLSEN: The worst kind, he’s playing on the Internet with little kids.
WHITE: How do you know?
OLSEN: He was convicted of importuning.
WHITE: Who was the kid?
OLSEN: Oh, there wasn’t actually any children involved, it was one of those Internet sting things where a cop poses as a minor.
WHITE: And what did this blogger do?
OLSEN: He set up a meeting.
WHITE: And when he showed up the cops busted him?
OLSEN: Right. He pleaded guilty to the importuning charge, paid a fine, lost his laptop, did some community service and was put on probation.
WHITE: Is he on the sexual predators list?
OLSEN: Well, no.
WHITE: When did this happen?
OLSEN: Four years ago, but this guy is really hot right now. He”s one of the Meet The Blogger guys.
WHITE: Does this guy write about family values and protecting children?
OLSEN: No. He”s strictly political. But a lot of people know his name because he doesn”t pull punches when he writes. Everybody is fair game.
WHITE: Has he attacked others for their past criminal records?
OLSEN: Well, no. But he really tears into politicians for saying one thing and then doing another. He”s made a lot of enemies. This will be a great story! People will eat it up! We”ve got him nailed to the wall, chief!
WHITE: You”ve got shit. Get out of my office. And don”t call me chief!
Well, at least that’s the way I would expect a seasoned editor to respond.

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