I don’t like text message shorthand: f2f, bfn, brb, etc., are all just to qt. But American spelling is bizarre when you examine it. And people have. For more than 100 years. The Simplified Spelling Society was founded in 1908 with the aim of updating English spelling. It asks: why don’t tomb, comb and bomb rime? Why do they, say and weigh rime?
Good questions.
From the Associated Press:
Those in favor of simplified spelling say children would learn faster and illiteracy rates would drop. Opponents say a new system would make spelling even more confusing.
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One aspect that the SSS examines is the high rates of dyslexia in the United States as compared to the rest of the industrial world.
Scientists have shown that a language creates its own geography within the human brain in a discovery which could have promising implications for dyslexia research.
Uta Frith of University College, London, reveals in Nature Neuroscience today that differences in the structure of languages lead to different strategies for pronouncing words, which may explain why dyslexia is a common problem in English-reading nations, but relatively unknown in Italy. Italian is simple and beautiful to sing, not just because of the alternation of consonants and vowels but because the rules for pronunciation and stress are consistent.
English, on the other hand is notorious for its inconsistencies – words such as cough, bough, dough and tough are classic examples – and George Bernard Shaw remarked bitterly that a word like “ghoti” could just as easily be pronounced as “fish”: gh as in tough, o as in women, and ti as in nation. Brain scans taken while Italian and English-speaking volunteers looked at and read out words in their own language showed subtle differences in activity in precise locations in the brain.
We are creeping that way. Thru is now acceptable for Through. Lite (in terms of calories) has replaced Light. We buy Hi-Liters instead of Highlighters.
Yes, I know that many of these kute spellings are driven by advertising and ignorance, but f u cn rd ths, thn u cn gt a gd jb n advertising.
Hat tip to Molly.
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