It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the Universe’s source of cheap plastic crap. On The Writing On The Wal — the blog USA Today says should be on its readers’ radar — Jonathan Rees, Robert Feinman, Peter Sayles and I continue our work dedicated to drawing back the curtain on the Bentonvile Behemoth’s corporate disinformation and other flackery.
WAIT FOR IT… Wal Mart intends to announce the crowning of King Jeb I today at a press conference scheduled in Florida. No. Sorry. Just kidding. But the Bentonvile Behemoth has called a Florida press conference for later today and Governor Jeb Bush”s staff says he wll be attending. Keep reading…
BIAS…? TOWARDS WAL MART…? NOOO… The Walmarting of St. Albans, Vermont, took a strange twist yesterday when a judge threw out a developer”s permits to build a 146,000 square foot Wally World outside of the town citing bias by two members of the nine-member town Development Review Board. Keep reading…
DANG…! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN… The sport”s writer who trademarked threepeat collects royalties every time the phrase is used. I should have done the same with Bentonvile Behemoth. Now Business Week used the phrase (misspelled, the word, ends in vile, not ville) and I didn”t get a penny. Keep reading…
IT SUCKS TO BE WAL MART… It was a great month for retail sales in America, unless you happened to have your headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas, that is. Retail sales rose sharply for most companies during September, according to the Associated Press this morning. Keep reading…
DRUM ROLL PLEASE…! Since the promise wasn”t generating much excitement, Wal Mart figured it might as well try for the real thing and announced at noon that it”s pititful $4 generic drug plan begins immediately instead of in January. (Note to CNN, October To January is three months, not four.) Keep reading…
MAYOR RICHARD DALEY ON WAL MART… Wal Mart was at the center of two political events in Chicago in recent months. The first was the defeat of a city council plan to make Box Retailers pay a higher minimum wage than everyone else. The second was the opening of its first Chicago store. Keep reading…
PAGING DR. SMILEY… I know several people who buy eye glasses for themselves and their children at Wal Mart. The cost savings over that charged by other chains is significant; the difference between paying $100 and $300 for non-designer frames in some cases. Keep reading…
DO YOU SUPPOSE… that this is why Wally World is ditching the blue vests? Keep reading…
COMMENTS CLOSING TUESDAY… No. Not for this blog. The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation will close the comment period 10 October on Wal Mart”s dream of its own bank. If you think letting Wally World slither into the banking industry is a bad idea (a very bad idea) drop a note to the FDIC. Keep reading…
AT THE WALLY PLEX… There are sound stages on Hollywood”s back lots smaller than Bentonvile”s behemoths, so it”s no surprise that budding video talent has been sneaking cameras in at odd hours. And now for the midnight show at the Wally Plex featuring teamusarox. Keep reading…
GIVING AWAY $499,000 WORTH OF BOOK… And it”s not, as you might expect, the Bible. It”s a bodice ripper from the Harlequin Intrigue collection: Crime Scene at Cardwell Ranch by B. J. Daniels and Wal Mart is giving away 100,000 copies. A press run of 10,000 for a novel is large. Keep reading…
AND JUST HOW DO YOU DO THAT…?
My blood boils when I read a newstory in which the person being interviewed throws out an outrageous pseudo-fact and reporter dutifully writes it down. Case in point, this exchange about Wal Mart”s $4 drug plan yesterday in Ohio”s Columbus Dispatch: Keep reading…
ALL YIN AND NO YANG… In a recent letter-to-the-editor the reader made two points concerning a 25 September USA Today story on Wal Mart”s Green strategy. First, that the strategy fails to include Wal Mart employees in a meaningful way; and second, that as a business leader, Wal Mart could entice other to follow the same path paved with flackery. Keep reading…
IN HASLETT, MICHIGAN… As my co-blogger Jonathan suggested, this is too good to hold until Friday night. From The Meerkat Media Collecative via the Sixth Annual Media That Matters Film Festival comes: How Wal Mart Came To Haslett. Haslett is 45 miles southwest of Michael Moore”s Flint. Keep reading…