5 November 2006

THE SLEEPING GIANT…

2034 by Jeff Hess

This is my wish for Tuesday evening. That Karl Rove feel the way Imperial Japanese Navy Fleet Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto felt on the afternoon of 7 December 1941 when he said, “We have awakened a sleeping giant and have instilled in him a terrible resolve.” I want Rove and President George Bush to see the inevitability of History before them.

The government of Japan thought that Americans were stupid and weak. It thought that the war would be over in six months. It thought that Americans were too undisciplined to resist the might of Imperial Japan. Yamamoto knew better. He was educated here. He understood. He knew the American people weren’t stupid.

But the administration of President George Bush has systematically removed voices like Yamamoto’s that told it that Iraq would not be a cakewalk. It has silenced people who knew that the intelligence was anything but. And it has systematically demonstrated that what it really believes, what is truly at it’s core of values, is that the American people are stupid sheep.

In yesterday’s New York Times, Thomas Friedman had this to say about such beliefs:

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld think you”re stupid. Yes, they do.

It would be difficult to be more to the point than that. And Friedman, like I do, hopes that the American people will deliver a message to Rove.

Let Karl know that you”re not stupid. Let him know that you know that the most patriotic thing to do in this election is to vote against an administration that has – through sheer incompetence – brought us to a point in Iraq that was not inevitable but is now unwinnable.

Let Karl know that you think this is a critical election, because you know as a citizen that if the Bush team can behave with the level of deadly incompetence it has exhibited in Iraq – and then get away with it by holding on to the House and the Senate – it means our country has become a banana republic.

We do not live in a banana republic. We live in the greatest nation the world has yet seen. Our nation is not some toy that the likes of the men and women of the Bush administration may toss about for their own entertainment and personal benefit.

It could all go south on Tuesday. It is possible that Richard Nixon’s silent majority will not rise up and throw the bums out. It could happen that way.

But that is too dark a reality to contemplate right now.

5 November 2006

TIME TO SHOVEL THE BLOGPILE…

1600 by Jeff Hess

Because I’m devoting most of my time in November to the Novel In A Month Challenge, I’ve set up 30 items from my blogpile — items I once thought interesting but never blogged about — for everyone to discuss. Next up is Scatter Chat. Scoop, lever, heave, scoop, lever…

5 November 2006

FROM THE SAND BOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

From Adam Tiffen (AirborneJD): I can not believe what I am hearing. The screaming over the radio is horrifying. Something, somewhere, is seriously wrong. At the first sound, all movement in our Command Post stops. My eyes are riveted on the green radios sitting on the top of the old wooden desk. A quick glance around the room tells me that every other soldier…

5 November 2006

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

November is a light-blogging month for me as I take part in the National Novel Writing Month and pound out 50,000 words in 30 days. During this time I’m relying on a cache of emails from my dad to help fill in the space so that Have Coffee Will Write doesn’t go dark. I’ll be back full-time on Friday, 1 December. B’shalom, Y’all.

I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So, which six items would you like to buy?”

Wouldn’t it be great if that happened more often?!

5 November 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Zen of Creativity: Cultivating Your Artistic Life by John Daido Loori.

Basho”s Haiku,

The ancient pond
a frog leaps in
water-sound
p. 217

4 November 2006

ME EITHER…

2000 by Jeff Hess

From Allison Barrows

4 November 2006

TIME TO SHOVEL THE BLOGPILE…

1600 by Jeff Hess

Because I’m devoting most of my time in November to the Novel In A Month Challenge, I’ve set up 30 items from my blogpile — items I once thought interesting but never blogged about — for everyone to discuss. Next up is The Naval Historicla Center. Scoop, lever, heave, scoop, lever…

4 November 2006

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

From CAPT Matt Smenos: I tried to explain that she was a genie — or a djinn, as it”s pronounced in Arabic. For me, Barbara Eden strutting around in a pink halter top and pantaloons had always fit vaguely into my understanding of the mythology of the Middle East. To my friend and interpreter Aresh, it made no sense at all. I tried to explain who she was and what she was…

4 November 2006

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess


November is a light-blogging month for me as I take part in the National Novel Writing Month and pound out 50,000 words in 30 days. During this time I’m relying on a cache of emails from my dad to help fill in the space so that Have Coffee Will Write doesn’t go dark. I’ll be back full-time on Friday, 1 December. B’shalom, Y’all.

4 November 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Zen of Creativity: Cultivating Your Artistic Life by John Daido Loori.

To be simple means to make a choice about what”s important and to let go of all the rest. When we are able to do this, our vision expands, our heads clear and we can better see the details of our lives in all their incredible wonder and beauty. p. 154

3 November 2006

STEPPENWOLF, MAGIC CARPET RIDE

2000 by Jeff Hess

3 November 2006

WORKS FOR ME…

2000 by Jeff Hess


“I don’t know how to live.”
-Sharon Olds

Eat lots of steak and salmon and Thai curry and mu shu
pork and fresh green beans and baked potatoes
and fresh strawberries with vanilla ice cream.
Kick-box three days a week. Stay strong and lean.
Go fly-fishing every chance you get, with friends

who’ll teach you secrets of the stream. Play guitar
in a rock band. Read Dostoyevsky, Whitman, Kafka,
Shakespeare, Twain. Collect Uncle Scrooge comics.
See Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs, and everything Monty Python made.
Love freely. Treat ex-partners as kindly

as you can. Wish them as well as you’re able.
Snorkel with moray eels and yellow tangs. Watch
spinner dolphins earn their name as your panga slam-
bams over glittering seas. Try not to lie; it sours
the soul. But being a patsy sours it too. If you cause

a car wreck, and aren’t hurt, but someone is, apologize
silently. Learn from your mistake. Walk gratefully
away. Let your insurance handle it. Never drive drunk.
Don’t be a drunk, or any kind of “aholic.” It’s bad
English, and bad news. Don’t berate yourself. If you lose

a game or prize you’ve earned, remember the winners
history forgets. Remember them if you do win. Enjoy
success. Have kids if you want and can afford them,
but don’t make them your reason-to-be. Spare them that
misery. Take them to the beach. Mail order sea

monkeys once in your life. Give someone the full-on
ass-kicking he (or she) has earned. Keep a box turtle
in good heath for twenty years. If you get sick, don’t thrive
on suffering. There’s nothing noble about pain. Die
if you need to, the best way you can. (You define best.)

Go to church if it helps you. Grow tomatoes to put store-
bought in perspective. Listen to Elvis and Bach. Unless
you’re tone deaf, own Perlman’s “Meditation from Thais.”
Don’t look for hidden meanings in a cardinal’s song.
Don’t think TV characters talk to you; that’s crazy.

Don’t be too sane. Work hard. Loaf easily. Have good
friends, and be good to them. Be immoderate
in moderation. Spend little time anesthetized. Dive
the Great Barrier Reef. Don’t touch the coral. Watch
for sea snakes. Smile for the camera. Don’t say “Cheese.”

From How to Live by Charles Harper Webb.

3 November 2006

TIME TO SHOVEL THE BLOGPILE…

1600 by Jeff Hess

Because I’m devoting most of my time in November to the Novel In A Month Challenge, I’ve set up 30 items from my blogpile — items I once thought interesting but never blogged about — for everyone to discuss. Next up is Paper, Productivity and Passion. Scoop, lever, heave, scoop, lever…

3 November 2006

FROM THE SANDBOX…

1200 by Jeff Hess

From SGT “Roy Batty”: We recently returned to a tiny village we’d visited briefly, to take a closer look. Intel suggested it was a stopping-over place for insurgents infiltrating into Baghdad from Iran. We stopped off on the way and picked up a couple of IP trucks full of policemen and machine guns for the “joint patrol”. SSG C. had one of the IPs ride in my HMMWV, which is…

3 November 2006

FROM MY DAD…

0800 by Jeff Hess

November is a light-blogging month for me as I take part in the National Novel Writing Month and pound out 50,000 words in 30 days. During this time I’m relying on a cache of emails from my dad to help fill in the space so that Have Coffee Will Write doesn’t go dark. I’ll be back full-time on Friday, 1 December. B’shalom, Y’all.

“Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it!”

3 November 2006

HOW MANY CALORIES HAVE YOU MOVED…?

0745 by Jeff Hess

From Gary Trudeau.

3 November 2006

FROM MY CHAPBOOK…

0400 by Jeff Hess

My name is Jeff Hess and I’m a biblioholic. I own hundreds of books. Not valuable books, mostly Science Fiction paperbacks and text books, tomes rescued by the bag from library book sales. A few years ago, in the interest of not burying myself, I began reading more books from the library and taking notes. My electronic chapbook was born.

This is a passage I copied from The Zen of Creativity: Cultivating Your Artistic Life by John Daido Loori.

Chado is the way of tea. p. 148

2 November 2006

5… 4… 3… 2… 1… MELTDOWN…!

1618 by Jeff Hess

Here we are five days from the election and the stories are rolling in about voting machine problems. Want paranoia? How about this scenerio: the Bush Supreme Court voids the election after no one can tell what the feck happened. All those in power stay in power and President George Bush exercises his new power to declare martial law.

From MetaFilter:

The election isn’t until next Tuesday, but already problems are being reported. It’s not just in Texas, and not just in relation to everyone’s favorite electronic-voting whipping boy, either; it’s becoming clear that every vendor has its own unsolved security issues.

In fact it seems that an increasing number of voices are warning that the US is in for an awful lot of contention from all parties involved after next week’s vote, and that can’t be good. Others are taking a non-disinterested rose-colored view of things and loudly proclaiming that there’s nothing wrong with the system, or at least that no one should imply or infer or investigate the matter.

Still others are quick to point out that there’s nothing wrong with electronic voting, except when they’re linked to a foreign government that doesn’t get along particularly well with them. Whatever is true about the state of electronic voting in 2006, you can’t deny that it has led to a certain plurality of opinions…

Can it happen here?

2 November 2006

TIME TO SHOVEL THE BLOGPILE…

1600 by Jeff Hess

Because I’m devoting most of my time in November to the Novel In A Month Challenge, I’ve set up 30 items from my blogpile — items I once thought interesting but never blogged about — for everyone to discuss. Next up is The Beasts of Bentonville. Scoop, lever, heave, scoop, lever…

2 November 2006

THE SOLDIER’S CREED…

1215 by Jeff Hess

I am an American Soldier,

I am a Warrior and a member of a team.
I serve the people of the United States, and live the Army Values.

I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough,
      Trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills.
I always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself.
I am an expert and I am a professional.
I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies
      of the United States of America in close combat.
I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.

I am an American Soldier.

The Soldier’s Creed.

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