11 December 2011

WHEN DID WRITERS BECOME NERDS…?

0325 by Jeff Hess

Honorée Fanonne Jeffers writes:

As a writer, I spend most of my time alone, and for the most part, I like it that way. But until this week, I didn’t want to admit that I’ve hungered for a nerdy community made up of folks from the African Diaspora; I love my non-Black friends, but there’s nothing like the cultural shorthand of people who “get” you, who might (or might not) have relatives named Pookie or RayRay, and who recognize the notion of Double Consciousness, and not just by reading about it in The Souls of Black Folk.

But I never thought I would discover a Black nerd community. I knew there were individuals who felt like I did, but I didn’t know we all were lonely and isolated, faking the funk, as it were. This week, I saw that we’ve been pretending. I found my community, and not a moment too soon. It was getting crowded up in that closet, with all my argyle sweaters and whatnot.

Now, I’m out in the open and unabashed. And me and my Black nerdy crew are rolling deep.

Maybe this is why Ernest Hemingway was, and continues to be, so popular among writers: he’s our anti-nerd. Then again, Hemingway has been accused of living in more than a few closets.

11 December 2011

I CONTINUE MY EDUCATION ABOUT BLACK FOLK…

0308 by Jeff Hess

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10 December 2011

BLACK NERDS, PULP FICTION AND BLOGGERS…

1640 by Jeff Hess

Coming Out of the Black Nerd Closet: A Meditation, Pulp Fiction in Chronological Order, #Mockupy and The medium shouldn’t define who is media.

I use a Firefox app called Read It Later to download stories from the Intertubes that I find interesting but don’t have time at the moment to dive into. The above are the pieces that caught my eye today.

Previously…

10 December 2011

TRACK NO. 9 IS GONE…

1124 by Jeff Hess

Will Oremus writes:

Ohio’s version was even slower, with trains on an upgraded freight-rail track topping out at 79 mph. With stops, the trip from Cincinnati to Cleveland would have been significantly slower by rail than by car. Who would ride such a thing? Former Ohio governor Ted Strickland, a Democrat, bemoaned the jobs that would be lost when his Republican successor killed the project. But at a cost of $400 million, this was job creation of the sort that John Maynard Keynes himself would have eyed skeptically.

There are plenty of reasons to love High-Speed Rail. Job creation is not one of them. I wrote back in February 2010 that I didn’t think Ohio’s only-kind-of-slow-speed rail project was a bad idea. What Oremus does is make the larger case that in the rush to spread the cash around, the Obama administration stumbled and seriously endangered progress along this line for years and possibly decades.

I’m sure that the sources of global warming all raised a glass in thanks.

10 December 2011

PALIN, BACHMANN AS SEAWEED? ROTF… WAIT…

1058 by Jeff Hess

LZ Granderson writes:

If Clinton had to take over the presidency, I think many people on both sides can agree that scenario would be much more desirable than one in which Sarah Palin was running the show. In fact, comparing Clinton’s pedigree to Palin’s or GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann’s is like comparing an oak tree to a handful of seaweed.

Granderson here is speculating about an Obama-Clinton ticket in 2012. I’ll agree that that is not a wild or undesirable concept. It also doesn’t bother me that Granderson compared Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann to seaweed.

What brought me up short was that Granderson singled out Palin and Bachmann for salt-water planthood. Yes, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Palin and Bachmann are all women, but surely Granderson could have made the case that other GOP pretenders were equally limp and salty.

Do I think that Granderson’s linkage was intentional or nefarious? No. Rather, I think he took the easy shot that has come to characterize the branding of women in politics. Writing is hard work. I know that. Maybe under deadline pressure, maybe just late for a meeting or lunch, I think Granderson just figured he didn’t have time to dig a little bit deeper and went for the cheap laugh instead.

That’s unfortunate.

10 December 2011

ANYONE CAN GO ALL HULKY…

0833 by Jeff Hess

0828: The Room and film clichés

10 December 2011

PAIN AND SUFFERING ARE VASTLY OVER RATED…

0733 by Jeff Hess

Christopher Hitchens has a more nuanced, but not dissimilar, view…

To say that the rash hurt would be pointless. The struggle is to convey the way that it hurt on the inside. I lay for days on end, trying in vain to postpone the moment when I would have to swallow. Every time I did swallow, a hellish tide of pain would flow up my throat, culminating in what felt like a mule kick in the small of my back. I wondered if things looked as red and inflamed within as they did without. And then I had an unprompted rogue thought: If I had been told about all this in advance, would I have opted for the treatment? There were several moments as I bucked and writhed and gasped and cursed when I seriously doubted it.

10 December 2011

I CALL BULLSHIT ON RESOLUTION 1720-11…

0627 by Jeff Hess

Cleveland City Council passed Resolution No. 1720-11 last Monday evening with a vote of 18-to-1, I’ve been unable to find the name of the single council member not voting in support of the resolution.

David Harris Gershon called the resolution amazing. I call it bullshit.

Why? Because resolutions from government bodies carry less weight and authority than any New Year’s resoution you might make. Now, if council had passed legislation granting Occupy Cleveland a permanent use permit for Public Square, that might have some news value.

I dare anyone to point to a single word, phrase or sentance below that means anything in the real world.

BE IT RESOLVED BY THE COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF CLEVELAND:

Section 1. That this Council recognizes and supports the principles of the OccupyMovement and the peaceful and lawful exercise of the First Amendment as a cherished andfundamental right in the effort to seek solutions for economically distressed Americans at thefederal, state and local levels.

Section 2. That this Council commits to working with the Jackson administration tocontinue taking steps to minimize economic insecurity and destructive disparities in the City of Cleveland.

Section 3. That this Council requests our Congressional leaders generate solutions for economically distressed Americans.

Section 4. That the Clerk of Council is directed to transmit copies of this resolution to President Barack Obama and all members of the U.S. Congress.

Section 5. That this resolution is hereby declared to be an emergency measure and, provided it receives the affirmative vote of two-thirds of all the members elected to Council, itshall take effect and be in force immediately upon its adoption and approval by the Mayor;otherwise, it shall take effect and be in force from and after the earliest period allowed by law.

This is not what democracy looks like. When the Cleveland City Council wants to act in support of the 1 percent, it doesn’t pass resolutions, it passes laws, like this.

If the law had been in place on Saturday, 26 November, my good friend and Democracy Guy Tim Russo could have been arrested for writing:

The only reason I write this, to you all, is to invite you down to Public Square on Saturday night for the holiday lighting ceremony, where you will see a real fist in the air, around 6:30pm. Don’t be late.

Tim

Perhaps it was Tim, and others like him, that Councilman Zack Reed really had in mind.

10 December 2011

THE ABSOLUTLY FIVE BEST TOYS EVER…

0522 by Jeff Hess

Geek dad nails the list…

10 December 2011

THIS DAMN-IT, IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE…

0520 by Jeff Hess

The Russians, the fecking RUSSIANS sheeple, take to the streets while Americans take to the stores.

10 December 2011

GET A DOG…

0446 by Jeff Hess

I’ve been dealing with the whole exercise and walking issue for several months. My apartment building doesn’t allow dogs, but having a dog has to be the best way to guarantee a walk two or three times a day. I live in a neighborhood that is eminently walkable. My neighborhood — halfway between Coventry and the Cedar-Lee buisiness district — gets a walkabilty score of 65 out of 100. I remember checking this a while ago and coming up with a higher score, but I can’t locate that alternative website this morning.

9 December 2011

STOICISM, BOOKS AND DYING…

1650 by Jeff Hess

The Discourses By Epictetus, Best Books of 2011 and Trial of the Will.

I use a Firefox app called Read It Later to download stories from the Intertubes that I find interesting but don’t have time at the moment to dive into. The above are the pieces that caught my eye today.

Previously…

9 December 2011

ROOM FOR CREEPY…?

0540 by Jeff Hess

9 December 2011

AN EXCHANGE IN WHICH I GET ALL SNARKY…

0456 by Jeff Hess

I received the following email yesterday morning.

Hi Jeff,

I recently discovered your blog, and I have become a frequent reader.

We recently published an article 15 Terrific TED Talks for African Studies Students that dovetails well with your audience. Perhaps you would be interested in sharing with them?

Thanks for the great content, and I hope the article I’ve linked primes your interest.

Regards,
Jasmine Hall

The email was spam, of course, but I was particularly offended for two reasons: first, I find diploma teases like Phoenix University offensive because they are the sub-prime loan offenders of education, sucking at the tax dollar teat of student loans and returning abysmal graduation rates; and second, the marketing drone actually thought that because I posted TED Talk videos, I would jump to promote their employer because they pulled out 15 videos that feature speakers with dark skin.

I replied:

Shalom Jasmine,

Sorry, no. I do not approve of the scamming done by the University of Phoenix and its dishonest peers. I find it particularly objectionable that you’ve attempted to co-opt the luminaries of TED to support your thievery.

B’shalom,

Jeff Hess
Have Coffee Will Write

Your turn, Jasmine…

8 December 2011

BIG OIL IS NOT WORTH THE SOURCE OF LIFE…

1706 by Jeff Hess

From the Associated Press:

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency announced Thursday that fracking — a controversial method of improving the productivity of oil and gas wells — may be to blame for causing groundwater pollution.

From The United States Environmental Protection Agency: EPA Releases Draft Findings of Pavillion, Wyoming Ground Water Investigation for Public Comment and Independent Scientific Review.

What may be a final battle is now joined…

8 December 2011

TIME, MEMPHIS THREE AND ABU-JAMAL…

1652 by Jeff Hess

I use a Firefox app called Read It Later to download stories from the Intertubes that I find interesting but don’t have time at the moment to dive into. Here are the pieces that caught my eye today:

Ten Things Everyone Should Know About Time, Three at Last! Execution Case Dropped Against Abu-Jamal and E.P.A. Implicates Fracking in Pollution.

Previously…

8 December 2011

I SWORE TO PROTECT THE CONSTITUION…

0900 by Jeff Hess

0844: Day of Infamy…

8 December 2011

DEATH IN THE BIG CITY…

0851 by Jeff Hess

From my hometown newspaper:

The recent death of a former Marietta resident in Cleveland is being investigated as a homicide, according to police.

Cleveland Patrol Officer Jennifer Ciaccia said Heather M. O’Brien, 21, was found dead around 5 p.m. Nov. 29 at the rear of a convenience store off Euclid Avenue near downtown.

Police have not released many details about the crime but a family member said the girl was beaten, strangled and cut by a knife.

Ciaccia said no arrests have been made in the case and there are currently no suspects.

A memorial service for O’Brien was held Wednesday in Marietta.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer…

8 December 2011

DEMAND THIS FOR ALL ELECTED OFFICIALS…

0838 by Jeff Hess

Updated…

8 December 2011

THIS RIDDLE ALMOST COST BAGGINSES HIS LIFE…

0829 by Jeff Hess

Gollum riddled:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

And Bilbo gasped: Time, time!

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