28 April 2014

THE FIRST DRAFT IS THE FIRST FAILURE…

0457 by Jeff Hess

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For the writer, the first draft is a failure. The first draft is to the final story as that odd block of marble was to Michelangelo’s David. People who wish to have written never get past the first draft because they expect the work to be at least acceptable.

When their words do not rise to this unreasonable expectation, they stop, they put away the work and they return to whatever mundane activity they know that can make them feel adequate.

Tom Peters is right. Every great work begins as a steaming pile of shit (or at least the conglomeration of eons of dead sea creatures) that, if returned to again and again and again, can rise to the creators aspirations.

Jill McCorkle echoes the sentiment this morning…

28 April 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0400 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE*

What’s going on here

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Protecting kids
Boaters gearing up for the season
Caring for Marietta’s River Trail
Seniors can sign up for nutrition program
Marietta Mud Run

Top Headlines Poll: Do you plan to eat more or less produce this spring/summer?

Previously

*Note: Newseum typically publishes today’s front page around 6:30 a.m.

27 April 2014

THE FIRST KEY TO WRITING IS TO WRITE

0857 by Jeff Hess

More than 13 years later, I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed this movie.

27 April 2014

SEE CRAWFORD, FINDING FORRESTER

0821 by Jeff Hess

The Paris Review: “The Art Of Fiction No. 5” with William Styron:

INTERVIEWER: What value has the creative writing course for young writers?

STYRON: It gives them a start, I suppose. But it can be an awful waste of time. Look at those people who go back year after year to summer writers’ conferences, you get so you can pick them out a mile away. A writing course can only give you a start, and help a little. It can’t teach writing. The professor should weed out the good from the bad, cull them like a farmer, and not encourage the ones who haven’t got something. At one school I know in New York, which has a lot of writing courses, there are a couple of teachers who moon in the most disgusting way over the poorest, most talentless writers, giving false hope where there shouldn’t be any hope at all. Regularly they put out dreary little anthologies, the quality of which would chill your blood. It’s a ruinous business, a waste of paper and time, and such teachers should be abolished.

Found in my electronic chapbook

27 April 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0400 by Jeff Hess

What’s going on here

Today’s headlines include:

Since the Marietta Times does not publish a Sunday edition, what was your favorite story this week? What story did the Marietta Times not report or under-report this week?

Previously

26 April 2014

AND MORE THAN 60 YEARS LATER…?

1747 by Jeff Hess

The Paris Review: “The Art Of Fiction No. 4” with Irwin Shaw:

SHAW: Still, for a long time, the intellectual in America has had, at least socially and psychologically, a difficult time. In the thirties the Communists were making their first big dent, and it was they who began to belittle the intellectuals in places like New York. They were joined by the violent right-wing newspapers who hated Roosevelt and expressed their contempt of the intellectuals by inventing such phrases as the “brain trust.”

INTERVIEWER: You’d say that the intellectual, and particularly the writer, is much better respected in Europe than in the States?

SHAW: Not in Europe, generally. Remember what happened to the intellectuals in Germany and in Russia. But in Western Europe, yes. Look at François Mauriac, a Nobel Prize winner and one of the best living French novelists, writing a column on anything he pleases, on politics or a play he’s seen the night before, or a point of religious doctrine, twice a week, which is published on the front page of Figaro, the biggest conservative paper in France. Can you imagine either one of our two living Nobel Prize winners—Pearl Buck or William Faulkner—writing a column like that for The New York Times?

INTERVIEWER: What is thought of the writer in America, then?

SHAW: He’s a freak. People feel uncomfortable when he’s around. He has odd, inconsistent ways of making his living, and nine times out of ten he can’t earn his living by writing. He’s distrusted and maybe he’s subversive. An American writer is always a potential witness for an investigating committee. Right now, the situation has worsened: at least in the thirties an occasional writer was asked to the White House. Now, attacking writers as among the most eggheaded of intellectuals is considered a good way of guaranteeing an election. I might mistrust intellectuals, but I’d mistrust nonintellectuals even more.

Found in my electronic chapbook

26 April 2014

ROLDO RIGHTS ON PROMISES, PROMISES, PROMISES

1229 by Jeff Hess

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Roldo Bartimole writes:

There is only one thing you can do as our society heads more and more to an inequality status.

That is to resist. You have an opportunity to strike a blow of resistance on May 6 – by voting NO on the sin tax.

Because it is totally a regressive tax and simply unfair.

As you can see below the promises were pie in the sky. Just to get your vote.

They never intended to deliver. In fact, they intended to do damage.

Instead of giving the Cleveland schools the $15 million a year they, with the politicians Tim Hagan and Michael White, successfully fought (really there was no fighting) got the state legislature (bought and paid for by you know who) to fully exempt the property tax, the principal source of revenue for the Cleveland schools.

They give not a shit for kid in Cleveland. They’re too busy making money they don’t need.

You can see how they cynically used the pictures of the same children they were going to cheat and have been since 1990 and want 20 more years of taking from the Cleveland schools, people and children.

They are despicable in their supposed Keep Cleveland Strong. They are keeping the strong stronger and care not for the week.

Read their 1990 promises and ask if they kept even one:

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They were shameless in 1990 and they remain shameless now.

They were takers. They are takers. They will remain takers.

Show these sport team owners the same loyalty and respect they showed Bernie Kosar. The treatment of the former star and super fan reveals just the kind of respect and loyalty they show the taxpayer and really the fans. Just as they treat the children of Cleveland.

There is no excuse for giving them more. They have taken enough.

Time to give back! Vote against the vultures.

26 April 2014

IS THIS A PENSÉE…?

0917 by Jeff Hess

Jessica Love write:

Most of us have strong intuitions about how adjectives should be strung together. More concrete, intrinsic descriptors—purple, wooden—should appear close to the noun, with more subjective, relative descriptors—stupid, nice—appearing further away. Size descriptors such as big—more situation-specific than purple, less so than stupid—ought to fall somewhere in between.

What’s fun about these preferences (other than their curious near-universality across languages) is that they tend to be “squishier” than other syntactic rules. We can all think of exceptions that sound perfectly okay to our ears. And we can purposefully break the preferred order to create a “strange-but-not-estranging” effect. Consider, for instance, the slightly unsettling title of Raymond Carver’s short story “A Small, Good Thing.”

Earlier this week I read the Paris Review Art of Fiction interview with Ray Bradbury. The whole essay is fascinating, but what has stayed with me, what is swooping through my mind, is Bradbury’s mention of pensée, French for thought or idea.

26 April 2014

DOUBLE STANDARD? WHAT DOUBLE STANDARD…?

0732 by Jeff Hess

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I don’t care for Hillary Clinton. I think that there are better women out there for whom I would vote in a heartbeat. If she is on the Democratic ticket in 2016, I will not vote for her.

Actually, unless there is an exemplary woman at the top of the ticket–Should-Have-Been-Senator Jennifer Brunner, Elizabeth Warren, Governor Christine Gregoire, Senator Patty Murray or Senator Maria Cantwell (and someday perhaps Soon-To-Be-State Representative Jill Miller Zimon) say–I will be voting third party in the next presidential election.

Via Mano Singham…

26 April 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0400 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE*

What’s going on here

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Beauty in Bloom
Suspected drug ring leaders nabbed
New guidelines for Ohio’s county jails
Area Democrats, candidates stress getting the word out
Countywide Drug Take Back Day

Top Headlines Poll: What do you usually do with your unwanted/expired medications?

Previously

*Note: Newseum typically publishes today’s front page around 6:30 a.m.

25 April 2014

SELF- PITY CAN BE VERY PRODUCTIVE…?

1150 by Jeff Hess

The Paris Review: “The Art Of Fiction No. 4” with Irwin Shaw:

INTERVIEWER: Well, what about success? Certainly that’s beneficial to a writer?

SHAW: To a certain extent it is. But everybody forgets that a writer who has had success—even one who’s made a lot of money on one book—may have waited fifteen years for that one book, and before he can produce another one, it may be another fifteen years, if ever. And I’m not only talking about commercial or critical failure.

There’s the kind of running failure that dogs a writer all his life—ideas that only get half-written, false beginnings, first drafts that suddenly go dead and have to be thrown away, even crucial paragraphs that stiffen under your hand and refuse to be revived. And then, whole books—even if they’ve been well received—that nag you long after they’ve been published, because you see where you could have done something better with them. And then, American writers, more than any others, are haunted by the fear of failure, because it’s such a common pattern in America.

The ghost of Fitzgerald, dying in Hollywood, with his comeback book unfinished, and his best book, Tender Is the Night, scorned—his ghost hangs over every American typewriter. An absolutely necessary part of a writer’s equipment, almost as necessary as talent, is the ability to stand up under punishment, both the punishment the world hands out and the punishment he inflicts upon himself. If he doesn’t have the faith in himself, the energy, the ambition, to shake it off or absorb it and plow ahead, he’ll wind up a one-book man or a two-book man, and hitting the bottle instead of the typewriter.

Failure is more consistent—for everybody—than success. It’s like living in a rainy belt—there are some sunny days, but most of the time it’s wet outside and you’d better carry your umbrella. Anyway, failure is apt to produce self-pity, and it’s been my experience that self-pity can be very productive.

Found in my electronic chapbook

25 April 2014

100 YEARS AGO MY GRANDMA WAS A FEMINIST…

0452 by Jeff Hess

25 April 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0400 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE*

What’s going on here

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

House of stone
Recipes for success
‘Buddy bench’ made for kids who need a pal
Man accused of burglary
Commissioners raise sewer rates

Top Headlines Poll: Which is the bigger celebration: Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day?

Previously

*Note: Newseum typically publishes today’s front page around 6:30 a.m.

24 April 2014

I AM FASCINATED BY THE PENSÉE…

1647 by Jeff Hess

The Paris Review: “The Art Of Fiction No. 203” with Ray Bradbury:

INTERVIEWER: In Zen in the Art of Writing, you wrote that early on in your career you made lists of nouns as a way to generate story ideas: the Jar, the Cistern, the Lake, the Skeleton. Do you still do this?

BRADBURY: Not as much, because I just automatically generate ideas now. But in the old days I knew I had to dredge my subconscious, and the nouns did this. I learned this early on. Three things are in your head: First, everything you have experienced from the day of your birth until right now. Every single second, every single hour, every single day. Then, how you reacted to those events in the minute of their happening, whether they were disastrous or joyful. Those are two things you have in your mind to give you material. Then, separate from the living experiences are all the art experiences you’ve had, the things you’ve learned from other writers, artists, poets, film directors, and composers. So all of this is in your mind as a fabulous mulch and you have to bring it out. How do you do that? I did it by making lists of nouns and then asking, What does each noun mean? You can go and make up your own list right now and it would be different than mine. The night. The crickets. The train whistle. The basement. The attic. The tennis shoes. The fireworks. All these things are very personal. Then, when you get the list down, you begin to word-associate around it. You ask, Why did I put this word down? What does it mean to me? Why did I put this noun down and not some other word? Do this and you’re on your way to being a good writer. You can’t write for other people. You can’t write for the left or the right, this religion or that religion, or this belief or that belief. You have to write the way you see things. I tell people, Make a list of ten things you hate and tear them down in a short story or poem. Make a list of ten things you love and celebrate them. When I wrote Fahrenheit 451 I hated book burners and I loved libraries. So there you are.

INTERVIEWER: After you’ve made your list of nouns, where do you go from there?

BRADBURY: I begin to write little pensées about the nouns. It’s prose poetry. It’s evocative. It tries to be metaphorical. Saint-John Perse published several huge volumes of this type of poetry on beautiful paper with lovely type. His books of poetry had titles like Rains, Snows, Winds, Seamarks. I could never afford to buy his books because they must have cost twenty or thirty dollars—and this was about fifty years ago. But he influenced me because I read him in the bookstore and I started to write short, descriptive paragraphs, two hundred words each, and in them I began to examine my nouns. Then I’d bring some characters on to talk about that noun and that place, and all of a sudden I had a story going. [Emphasis mine. JH] I used to do the same thing with photographs that I’d rip out of glossy magazines. I’d take the photographs and I’d write little prose poems about them.

Certain pictures evoke in me things from my past. When I look at the paintings of Edward Hopper, it does this. He did those wonderful townscapes of empty cafes, empty theaters at midnight with maybe one person there. The sense of isolation and loneliness is fantastic. I’d look at those landscapes and I’d fill them with my imagination. I still have all those pensées. This was the beginning of bringing out what was me.

INTERVIEWER: Can you cite an example of a pensée in your own work?

BRADBURY: The description of the foghorn in the short story “The Fog Horn.” The paragraph describing the dinosaur in “A Sound of Thunder.” Those are good examples.

Found in my electronic chapbook

24 April 2014

SEN. BROWN ENDORSES ZIMON FOR HD 12…

0907 by Jeff Hess

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From the Zimon Campaign:

Jill Miller Zimon has been endorsed by U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown in her bid to be the Democratic nominee for State Representative in House District 12. Senator Brown said, “Jill is a strong leader with the intelligence and experience to make a difference in Columbus. She is one of the hardest working people I know and will be a strong advocate for women, children, workers, and seniors. She is the fighter that the people of House District 12 need and deserve.”

Candidate Zimon said, “I am honored to have the support and encouragement of Senator Brown. His commitment to public service and improving the quality of life for all Ohioans is second to none. That he is willing to speak out on my behalf in this election is humbling and, I promise that as a State Representative, I will work tirelessly to make sure the people of House District 12 have a real voice in Columbus.”

Zimon, a former Pepper Pike City Council Member, lawyer, social worker, and journalist, is recognized as a civic activist who engages and builds community partnerships and gets things done. She is running against John E. Barnes, Jr. in the May 6th primary.

House District 12 was redrawn in late 2011 and now encompasses Bedford, Bedford Heights, Cleveland Ward 1, Maple Heights, Mayfield Heights, Highland Hills, North Randall, Orange Village, Pepper Pike, and Warrensville Heights.

24 April 2014

ARE HEADS EXPLODING IN BOWLING GREEN…?

0837 by Jeff Hess

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24 April 2014

IS THERE A BLUE PILL FOR WRITERS…?

0612 by Jeff Hess

The Paris Review: “The Art Of Fiction No. 203” with Ray Bradbury:

INTERVIEWER: Do the novel and short story present different problems to you?

BRADBURY: Yes, the problem of the novel is to stay truthful. The short story, if you really are intense and you have an exciting idea, writes itself in a few hours. I try to encourage my student friends and my writer friends to write a short story in one day so it has a skin around it, its own intensity, its own life, its own reason for being. There’s a reason why the idea occurred to you at that hour anyway, so go with that and investigate it, get it down. Two or three thousand words in a few hours is not that hard. Don’t let people interfere with you. Boot ’em out, turn off the phone, hide away, get it done. If you carry a short story over to the next day you may overnight intellectualize something about it and try to make it too fancy, try to please someone.

But a novel has all kinds of pitfalls because it takes longer and you are around people, and if you’re not careful you will talk about it. The novel is also hard to write in terms of keeping your love intense. It’s hard to stay erect for two hundred days. So, get the big truth first. If you get the big truth, the small truths will accumulate around it. Let them be magnetized to it, drawn to it, and then cling to it.

Found in my electronic chapbook

24 April 2014

APOCALYPSE COW…

0500 by Jeff Hess

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John Stewart on Al Ted King Kong Cliven Bundy…

24 April 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0400 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE*

What’s going on here

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Problem carp
Statements in ATM robbery in question
Civil case out of 2012 fatal wreck
Elk River runoff treated at Belpre area business
Benefit for 11-year-old kidney patient

Top Headlines Poll: Would you think twice about eating fish caught from the Muskingum or Ohio rivers?

Previously

*Note: Newseum typically publishes today’s front page around 7 a.m.

23 April 2014

CAST PROPOSING SIN TAX ALTERNATIVE…

1636 by Jeff Hess

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From The Coalition against the Sin Tax

April 23, 2014, Cleveland, Ohio – On Thursday, April 24th at 10:30AM, members of CAST will formally introduce the next step in the implementation of a preferable alternative to the Sin Tax put forward by proponents of Issue 7. A Committee of the Petitioners, as allowed under Chapter 7 of the Charter of the City of Cleveland will introduce a ballot issue initiative on behalf of the electors of the City of Cleveland on the steps of Cleveland City Hall, 501 Lakeside Avenue.

CAST will introduce a detailed plan to collect the required 5,000 signatures and submit the ordinance to the Clerk of Cleveland City Council for a citizen’s initiative to be placed on the ballot in the November 4th 2014 General Election.

Alan Glazen a retired business leader, Cleveland resident and member of the Coalition against the Sin Tax, said, “It’s unfortunate that both Mayor Frank Jackson as well as Council President Kevin Kelley forget that our city government has a home-rule charter that allows for a ballot initiative by citizens to introduce their own legislation.” He continued, “We intend to ask the voters if a fair-share Facility Fee instead of a regressive and unfair Sin Tax should be applied to each ticket to a for-profit game, concert or other event at Quicken Loans Arena, First Energy Stadium and Progressive Field.”

Mr. Glazen and other representatives of CAST will be available to answer detailed questions from the media regarding this ballot initiative. A copy of the proposed ballot initiative and ordinance language will be available for distribution.

PRESS CONTACT: Erin McCardle: 216.450.7574.

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