23 June 2014

WOOLY MINDED PEOPLE WRITE WOOLY SENTENCES…

0441 by Jeff Hess

The better you write, the higher you go in Ogilvy & Mather.

People who think well, write well.

Woolly minded people write woolly memos, woolly letters and woolly speeches.

Good writing is not a natural gift. You have to learn to write well. Here are 10 hints:

  1. Read the Roman-Raphaelson book on writing*. Read it three times.
  2. Write the way you talk. Naturally.
  3. Use short words, short sentences and short paragraphs.
  4. Never use jargon words like reconceptualize, demassification, attitudinally, judgmentally. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.
  5. Never write more than two pages on any subject.
  6. Check your quotations.
  7. Never send a letter or a memo on the day you write it. Read it aloud the next morning—and then edit it.
  8. If it is something important, get a colleague to improve it.
  9. Before you send your letter or your memo, make sure it is crystal clear what you want the recipient to do.
  10. If you want ACTION, don’t write. Go and tell the guy what you want.
  11. David

From David Ogilvy as found at Lists Of Note

22 June 2014

CUE DAVID BYRNE…*

1724 by Jeff Hess

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So here we are again, debating whether to Re-re-re-invade Iraq. Hopefully Obama’s answer there will be a resounding NO…. but I’m not holding my breath.

What’s remarkable to me, is the corporate news machine is wheeling out the same idiots who advocated— or, in some cases, orchestrated– the calamitous Iraq War of 2003. The very morons who fabricated intelligence reports, promised we’d be greeted as liberators, assured us the war would pay for itself when grateful Iraqis gave us free oil in return for their freedom, etc, etc., and their loyal (or gullible) lapdogs in the media. I can’t believe any media outlet would give these idiots a platform to spew up the same blather that was totally, utterly, catastrophically WRONG the first time. Fred Barnes, Charles Krauthammer and Bill Kristol are all doing the Time Warp back to 2003, with arrogant sneers they puff out their chests and offer the same moldy nonsense.

And HOW in the name of God can Cheney, Condi and Wolfie be greeted with anything but a hail of rotten fruit and catcalls? FAIR calls it right when it states in the report below that apparently “being wrong about Iraq actually makes you more of an expert.”

Derf writing in Same as it ever was at DerfBlog

*Same as it ever was…

22 June 2014

MANO SINGHAM V. JOE PUCKETT…

1644 by Jeff Hess


Case Western Reserve Professor Mano Singham debated Hartville Church of Christ Minister Joe Puckett last evening in Akron. The topic of the debate was . You can read the lead-up to the debate at Request for suggestions for pre-debate questions; Press release on my upcoming debate on whether god exists; Framework statements for debate on the proposition ‘God Does Not Exist’; and News coverage about tomorrow’s debate

Mano published his postmortem of the debate earlier today in his Post-debate reflections.

Part 2 of the debate may be viewed on YouTube
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I expect further videos of the evening to come.

22 June 2014

ROLDO RIGHTS ON WHY UNITED WAY IS A PHONY…

1319 by Jeff Hess

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United Way really is a Republican program.

It’s how corporations deal with, shall we say, the less fortunate.

Why?

It is cheaper. Very cheap. Make believe cheap. If you can make believe as a community you are dealing with the serious poverty, health and social issues without taxes who saves? The rich, of course.

Charity is cheaper the farther up the income scale you are.

The big guys with United Way can shove off the costs to the small guys. And do.

You know, give your Fair Share everybody. Well, maybe not EVERYbody.

I bring this up because the “newspaper” says that United Way is making changes – cutting some agencies, adding others. You can read about it here:

United Way can no longer even pretend to raise enough money to meet needs by twisting the arms of their employees.

The vast income inequality that has resulted in the corporate takeover of our society has necessitated the need for more but with so fewer people working good paying jobs, United Way can’t count on employee contributions to meet shrinking goals. So there’s less money.

In other words, workers have so heavily depleted incomes that the bosses can’t squeeze enough from them to even hope to keep faking “meeting the social needs” of our less fortunate.

They can do it though for wealthy sports owners. How? Not by passing the hat for contributions. No United Way for Sports. Instead, they easily create new taxes. Regressive taxes. Sin taxes.

In the years I wrote a published Point of View, a newsletter, one of the most popular issues was an annual attack on the inequality of United Way. I had people who never bought or likely read POV who would call Continue Reading »

22 June 2014

NOT THE (SUNDAY) MARIETTA TIMES…

0830 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S PARKERSBURG NEWS AND SENTINEL FRONT PAGE

What’s going on here

After visiting Marietta last week–I had the best time there that I’ve had in years–and reading the Marietta AM and Sunday edition of the Parkersburg News And Sentinel, I’ve decide that I ought to link to the Parkersburg paper on Sundays because that is what many Mariettans read. Without further ado, I give you the new and improved Not The (Sunday) Marietta Times:

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Festival Kicks Off
Rain keeps River Sweep turnout low
Weather can impact crime rates
Former Boy Scouts gather at Kootaga
Inaugural Fire Fest

Top Headlines Poll: Should flight attendants be given more leeway to allow passengers to make emergency restroom visits when a plane is on the tarmac?

Previously

22 June 2014

AH, NOW I UNDERSTAND…

0809 by Jeff Hess

Dear Sir,

Your Ulysses has presented the world such an upsetting psychological problem that repeatedly I have been called in as a supposed authority on psychological matters.

Ulysses proved to be an exceedingly hard nut and it has forced my mind not only to most unusual efforts, but also to rather extravagant peregrinations (speaking from the standpoint of a scientist). Your book as a whole has given me no end of trouble and I was brooding over it for about three years until I succeeded to put myself into it. But I must tell you that I’m profoundly grateful to yourself as well as to your gigantic opus, because I learned a great deal from it. I shall probably never be quite sure whether I did enjoy it, because it meant too much grinding of nerves and of grey matter. I also don’t know whether you will enjoy what I have written about Ulysses because I couldn’t help telling the world how much I was bored, how I grumbled, how I cursed and how I admired. The 40 pages of non stop run at the end is a string of veritable psychological peaches. I suppose the devil’s grandmother knows so much about the real psychology of a woman, I didn’t.

Well, I just try to recommend my little essay to you, as an amusing attempt of a perfect stranger that went astray in the labyrinth of your Ulysses and happened to get out of it again by sheer good luck. At all events you may gather from my article what Ulysses has done to a supposedly balanced psychologist.

With the expression of my deepest appreciation, I remain, dear Sir,

Yours faithfully,
C. G. Jung

From A string of veritable psychological peaches by Shaun Usher

22 June 2014

A FOUNDER’S MOMENT…

0801 by Jeff Hess

22 June 2014

I THINK I FEEL A THRUMING COMING ON…

0648 by Jeff Hess

I think I’ve told you that Ruth, my mother-in-law, was a weaver. She must have had three looms going at once and extras for friends who wanted to learn. Thrifty and thoughtful, she kept every scrap of fabric and every piece of yarn. The cut ends from her warps and weavings, called thrums (there’s a name for everything!), were kept for stuffing and felting and for birds’ nests — which I thought was neat. In early spring, Ruth would go for long walks in the woods and leave handfuls of thrums along the way for the birds to find.

An avid birder, she would then retrace her steps and watch for nests, which had been made with her threads.

Lynn Johnston writing a comment on today’s For Better Or For Worse comic.

22 June 2014

I HAVE NO DOUBT…

0642 by Jeff Hess

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22 June 2014

LARRY IS AN ARCHETYPE…

0447 by Jeff Hess
  1. Don’t flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
  2. Don’t accept rides from flirting motorists—they don’t invite you in to save you a walk.
  3. Don’t use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
  4. Don’t use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
  5. Don’t go out with men you don’t know—they may be married, and you may be in for a hair-pulling match.
  6. Don’t wink—a flutter of one eye may cause a tear in the other.
  7. Don’t smile at flirtatious strangers—save them for people you know.
  8. Don’t annex all the men you can get—by flirting with many, you may lose out on the one.
  9. Don’t fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
  10. Don’t let elderly men with an eye to a flirtation pat you on the shoulder and take a fatherly interest in you. Those are usually the kind who want to forget they are fathers.
  11. Don’t ignore the man you are sure of while you flirt with another. When you return to the first one you may find him gone.

From Alice Reighly as found at Lists Of Note

I note nos. nine and ten in particular.

21 June 2014

JULIAN ASSANGE ON REDDIT: QUESTION NO. 5…

1138 by Jeff Hess

Question: What is the information you hesitated most about revealing due to safety issues for people involved? What made you decide revealing it anyway?

ASSANGE: The Penny report. The UK argued to us that it was a “serious nuclear proliferation risk”, but on further research, they were full of hot air.

There were a lot more questions for Assange and also plenty of side discussions in each thread. I selected these five only because I found the questions particularly insightful and interesting. I encourage anyone interested in the topic–and if you’re not interested you better be soon, while you still have a country–to read the whole piece.

21 June 2014

87 PERCENT OF OHIO THIRD GRADERS PASS…

1053 by Jeff Hess

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My first question is, why do I need to go to the jump to find out if Warren (my alma mater) or Wolf Creek school district students didn’t pass? I’ve talked with teachers across the state about this test and many are troubled by the format, methodology and implementation. For those students who do not pass, questions remain concerning how they catch up with their peers while devoting additional time (or time taken from regular classes) to passing the reading test.

21 June 2014

BD WEPT…

1032 by Jeff Hess

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For me, this is the second most important cartoon that Garry Trudeau ever drew. Only Mark Slackmeyer’s verdict on John Mitchell surpasses Phred’s worry for his friend.

21 June 2014

JULIAN ASSANGE ON REDDIT: QUESTION NO. 4…

1008 by Jeff Hess

Question: What are your thoughts on cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin?

ASSANGE: Here is a conversation from 2011 where I tell Google’s chairman, Eric Schmidt about Bitcoin. Fortunately he didn’t listen, or else he’d own the planet by now.

21 June 2014

HAS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING…?

0931 by Jeff Hess

Surveillance reform gained new congressional momentum as the US House of Representatives unexpectedly and overwhelmingly endorsed stripping a major post-9/11 power from the National Security Agency late Thursday night.

By a substantial and bipartisan margin, 293 to 121, representatives moved to ban the NSA from searching warrantlessly through its troves of ostensibly foreign communications content for Americans’ data, the so-called “backdoor search” provision revealed in August by the Guardian thanks to leaks from Edward Snowden.

The move barring funds for warrantless searches “using an identifier of a United States person” came as an amendment added by Zoe Lofgren, Democrat of California, and Thomas Massie, Republican of Kentucky, to the annual defense appropriations bill, considered a must-pass piece of legislation to fund the US military. Also banned is the NSA’s ability, disclosed through the Snowden leaks, to secretly insert backdoor access to user data through hardware or communications services.

“I think it’s the first time the House has had the opportunity to vote on the 4th Amendment and the NSA as a discrete item. It was an overwhelming vote,” Lofgren told the Guardian. She said the vote succeeded despite efforts of what she called “the intel establishment.”

It swiftly circumvented a carefully crafted legislative package, backed by the White House and the NSA, presenting President Obama with an uncomfortable choice about vetoing the entire half-trillion dollar spending bill.

Spencer Ackerman writing in House of Representatives moves to ban NSA’s ‘backdoor search’ provision for The Guardian

21 June 2014

WHO’D A THUNK IT…

0924 by Jeff Hess

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So, how will gambling, bar fights, prostitution and armed robbery boost the local economy?

21 June 2014

JULIAN ASSANGE ON REDDIT: QUESTION NO. 3…

0915 by Jeff Hess

Question: First, what do you do to stop yourself going mental with boredom? From my understanding, you cannot leave the embassy or you’ll be arrested, so you’ve basically placed yourself under house arrest. What are you day to day activities?

Second, (and I don’t mean this to sound inflammatory), why did you start a website to leak classified information? Surely you can understand that many things kept confidential are for the reasons of national security, and releasing secret documents puts lives and international relations at risk?

ASSANGE: 1) I only wish there was a risk of boredom in my present situation. Besides being the centre of a pitched, prolonged diplomatic standoff, along with a police encirclement of the building I am in and the attendant surveillance and government investigations against myself and my staff, I am in one of the most populous cities in Europe, and everyone knows my exact location. People visit me nearly every day. I also continue to direct a small multinational organisation, WikiLeaks, which is a serious logistical and occupational endeavour. I barely have time to sleep, let alone become bored.

2) Confidential government documents we have published disclose evidence of war crimes, criminal back-room dealings and sundry abuses. That alone legitimates our publications, and that principally motivates our work. Secrecy was never intended to enable criminality in the highest offices of state. Secrecy is, yes, sometimes necessary, but healthy democracies understand that secrecy is the exception, not the rule. “National security” pretexts for secrecy are routinely used by powerful officials, but seldom justified. If we accept these terms of propaganda, strong national security journalism becomes impossible. Our publications have never jeopardized the “national security” of any nation. When secrecy is a cover-all for endemic official criminality, I suggest to you, it bespeaks a strange set of priorities to ask journalists to justify their own existence.

21 June 2014

WHAT GOOGLE GLASS USERS REALLY WANT…

0901 by Jeff Hess

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21 June 2014

JULIAN ASSANGE ON REDDIT: QUESTION NO. 2…

0846 by Jeff Hess

QUESTION: What advice would you give to ordinary citizens in regards to how they can have an impact? Many of us feel helpless, overwhelmed and small. We are screaming for change, but what steps can we take?

ASSANGE: When we are aware of the world and the scale of its inhumanity and stupidity we feel small. It very hard to “think globally” and “act locally”, because by thinking globally we become overwhelmed with the scale of the problems to be solved. However the Internet permits many people to act globally in a way they couldn’t before. WikiLeaks is a realisation of this tension. By releasing materials on many parts of the world, we empower others to think and act.

What can ordinary people do? Support and promote projects that are acting at scale. WikiLeaks is my realisation of this tension, but there are a flood of others starting. The clash between diversity and global uniformity which has been created by wiring the world to itself is now in play. You are the troops.

21 June 2014

NOT THE MARIETTA TIMES

0830 by Jeff Hess

TODAY’S MARIETTA TIMES FRONT PAGE

Today’s headlines include:

Local News

Beverly-Waterford homecoming
Study links crime rates to influx of temporary oil & gas workers
Third grade reading results
Arrest in New Matamoras robbery
Haught Run closed due to bank erosion

Top Headlines Poll: How do you feel about the Third Grade reading assessment testing?

(For comparison’s sake, I’ve added a link to the The Anchor News to these posts.)

What’s going on here

Previously

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