President Obama is going to be re-elected, that much is now apparent. For this to be a true victory, though, the coattails need to be made longer every single chance we get, so that the Republican Party is utterly decimated at every electoral level across the country. It’s sitting there for the taking, if Democrats don’t ride a historic tsunami this year, we will look back and wonder how America missed this opportunity to turn a very important page.
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan could not be more perfect standard bearers for the coming obliteration of the Republican ticket. The 1% angle is obvious. The “lying douchebag prickish little twerp Paul Ryan utter FRAUD” angle is merely the velvety icing on the cake. These two so exactly represent what the Republican Party has become, their sorry asses ought to feel honored to be the ones to captain this stinking Titanic down to the bottom. Enjoy the ride, you two, you sure as hell built that.
Now all that remains is to PUSH the rot further DOWN THE BALLOT so a once great political party finally gets the fucking message by having its ASS handed to it, by a BLACK man whose middle name is HUSSEIN who gets BEAR HUGS from PIZZA GUYS, and at last wakes up, and decides to STOP being a bizarre CULT of fictitious jihad against their own psychological insecurities, like some giant Freudian experiment gone mad and turned into a B-movie whose lead roles are clowns like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Donald Trump, Glenn Beck, Newt FUCKING GINGRICH, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, are you people fucking kidding me you god damned fools, LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO YOUR COUNTRY IN THESE PEOPLE’S NAMES.
Oh no. No wait. You didn’t do this to America in THEIR name. No, you did this damage in the name of your Savior, didn’t you. My bad. No wonder you’re always red with rage and shaking and sweating and your eyes bulging out about fucking birth certificates and the holiness of the prophet “job creator” billionaires you bend over for while you vote for a guy who believes Jesus is coming back to Missouri from the planet Kolob. Lord. Be. Praised. It was in His name you people lost your god damned minds.
That’s how fucked up the Republican Party is in 2012, and this election, we can clean that shit up good. Mysterious ways indeed.
So let’s get out there and do it. This election year will probably be the most fun, and most rapidly satisfying, that real, lasting, non-violent political change can ever possibly be. It’s sitting there right in front of you, and you don’t even need to risk arrest.
The rout is on. Get it while you can. And don’t forget, a lot of you reading this are in Ohio.