A BIT OF FRIDAY NIGHT SPAM HILARITY…

January 26th, 2018

Yeah, we all get spam and, like most people, I usually send mine right into the spam/block-sender folder.

Occasionally, however, I come across hilarious bits like this example from Mark Gilliam and BookWritingInc. and just shake my head at their chutzpah.

Dear Jeff Hess,

We believe in your ideas and it is time to turn them to reality! It was this very thought that got things going for popular figures like Thomas Edison, Mark Twain, Stephen King, Bills Gates and J. K. Rowling.

As a part of our promotional week (ending today), [Emphasis mine, JH] we are offering you this once is a lifetime chance to become a Best Selling Author in the U.S and other parts of the world by bringing your ideas to life. But do you find it hard to make time and put your ideas down on paper? We can help! View Pricing

HIRE TOP GHOSTWRITERS AT 85% OFF TO CREATE YOUR MASTERPIECE

About Book Writing Inc.
Book Writing Inc.’s premium ghostwriting and publishing services are aimed at assisting you to achieve your professional writing and publishing goals. Right from the initial stages to the moment when you open your book for the first time, our diligent ghostwriter, editor and a seasoned consultant will be at your service to ensure perfection in your publication.

This is what we have been doing for decades and we are the best in business. Our statured [Now there’s a great word. JH] client list is a testament to our dedication and premium service to our clients, and we promise you the same service standards. Book Writing Inc.’s service includes everything you will ever need to transform your ideas into a beautifully drafted, published book.

Our services are highly recommended by various renowned online publishers, including Google Books, Amazon, Ingram and Barnes and Nobel.

We have helped thousands of authors to get their work published. Are you next?

HIRE TOP GHOSTWRITERS AT 85% OFF TO CREATE YOUR MASTERPIECE

Don’t forget that this is a LIMITED TIME OFFER ending Today! [Emphasis mine, JH] If you have what it takes to become a top-selling published author.

Looking forward to hear from you ASAP!

Regards,
Mark Gilliam
Senior Writing Consultant
BookWritingInc.com
+1-888-588-5175
1111 Wilshire Blvd,
Los Angeles, CA 90017

Now there are a lot of great ghostwriters out there—Ted Sorensen, Tony Schwartz and the great Cleveland writer Ted Schwarz come to mind—but I wouldn’t include Marky in that assembly.

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