[Updated @ 1600, see below…]
[Update @ 1600: Scott Adams writes:
Clinton’s side (which is my side too, for my personal safety) has made you fear the imaginary monster under the bed so you’ll ignore the thief going through your drawers. That’s weapons-grade persuasion.
Of course, Wiley understands that monsters under the bed are non-partisan employees.
To hell with the lesser of two evils and casting votes based on fear, how about voting for the greater good?