Archive for the 'Doonesbury' Category

WHEN FRAT RATS RUN WALL STREET…

February 28th, 2014

In the Say What? column from 27 February (via New York Magazine): “What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a catfish. One has whiskers and stinks, and the other is a fish.” — private-equity executive Paul Queally at the Wall Street secret society Kappa Beta Phi annual dinner “What’s the biggest difference between Barney Frank […]

BEING A REPUBLICAN IS PAINFULL…

February 16th, 2014

The very sad reality, from where I stand, is that, at least at the national level, being a Democrat is more painful because Democrats at least pretend to give a fuck.

AFTER MORE THAN 40 YEARS, ZONKER WINS…

January 1st, 2014

NEO… SEE YOUR FUTURE…

August 11th, 2013

BACON IS TRULY THE MARIJUANA OF MEATS

December 6th, 2012

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN WAY MORE OFTEN…

December 2nd, 2012

WHAT LIVING IN THE BUBBLE GETS YOU…

November 4th, 2012

Elect Jill Stein and Cheri Honkala…

THE RATIONALE OF THE 1 PERCENT…

October 28th, 2012

Elect Jill Stein and Cheri Honkala…

COMING TO A NEWSPAPER NEAR YOU…

October 7th, 2012

I think I see a theme building here… Between plays of the Notre Dame, University of Miami game last evening, Adam Harvey and I talked a little bit about the imprending demise of the Plain Dealer. For the people who work there, I mean actually work, the people who get up every morning and struggle […]

SOME PEOPLE HIT THE LOTTERY, SOME…

July 22nd, 2012

NOW, IF VOTERS JUST UNDERSTOOD THIS…

July 15th, 2012

For Writes Like She Talks…

HOW DOES GOOGLE SELL $36.5 BILLION IN ADS..?.

May 7th, 2012

I’ve never read a Google advertisement. I find Google ads only slightly less annoying than pop-ups (does anyone else remember pop-ups?). So, when I read this bit this morning along with my daily does of Doonesbury: Total advertising revenue of the U.S. newspaper industry in 2011: $23,900,000,000. Of Google: $36,500,000,000. – from May 2012 Harper’s […]

YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT THEY MEAN…

March 11th, 2012

THREE WORDS… THE FIRST TWO HYPHENATED…

October 23rd, 2011

YEAH… WHEN…?

July 24th, 2011

THE PAST IS PAST… DEAL…

November 6th, 2010

And then get mad as hell…

ASK THE EXPERT…

October 31st, 2010

CAN ANY REPUBLICAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION…?

October 24th, 2010

This should be the first, second and third question out of every voter’s (and journalist’s) mouth when speaking wtih any politician who has signed the Republican party’s Pledge to America.

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP STRIKES AGAIN…

June 27th, 2010

Before you jump on my headline, I think that the commercials are a masterfully despicable bit of misdirection worthy of a snake oil salesman. And all the respones on YouTube are hilarious.

WOULDN’T YOU…?

April 22nd, 2010

The current sex abuse scandal centering on Pope Benedict XVI brings to mind the vague memory that Rev. Sloan weighed in on the subject decisively back when U.S. churches were under fire. Can we please revisit that strip?

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