WAL MART WEDNESDAY…

July 19th, 2006

It’s been a busy week in Wally World: the universe’s source for cheap plastic crap. In my last installment former vice president and present Global Warming evangelist Al Gore had been invited to Bentonville to address the mega-retailer’s executives. This week the Bentonville Behemoth is stumbling about in its tragic unhipness.

GREEN BEGATS GREEN… Basic Rule: you get rich not by making more money, but rather by spending less of the money you do make. And the rule applies whether you”re making $50,000 or $50,000,000 a year; whether you”re Jeff Hess or Rob Walton. Keep reading…

MY WALLY WORLD SPACE… Why is it that when I read this story I have a tape loop of The Simpsons” creaking Monty Burns wagging a finger in the air and exclaiming “23 skidoo” as he does his best to be hip? Probably because it”s dead on. From AdAge: Keep reading…

My Soundtrack: The Clever North Wind by Helvetia on WOXY.

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