I could never bring myself to forward all the email jokes, cartoons and other Internet comedy that land in my inbox. But then I started posting the ones my dad sends me. Judging from my comments and emails, my dad has become one of my greatest blogging assets. So for your morning blog chuckle I present: From My Dad.

ATTORNEY:Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

Attributed to Disorder In The Court.