Archive for the 'Seth Meyers–Late Night' Category

THEY HAD A PERMIT, THE OTHER GROUP DIDN’T

August 18th, 2017

NIXON HAD TAPES, TRUMP HAS TRANSCRIPTS…?

August 4th, 2017

I’m printing out a copy of the transcripts, high-lightening the good bits and keeping them handy for the next person I see wearing a Make America Great Again ht.

TRUMP THINKS HE’S STILL ON THE APPRENTICE…

May 11th, 2017

Comey had this to say to his colleagues at the FBI: To all: I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all. I’m not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. I hope you won’t either. It […]

YOU CAN’T TAX A BIG BALL OF ORANGE GAS…

March 14th, 2017

Also Stephen Colbert…

COULD SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE EVER TOP THIS…?

February 17th, 2017

So, I listened to much of President Donald John Trump’s press conference yesterday while I was driving between students and I have never been so fearful for the future of my country as I was then and as I am now. Trump’s performance vividly recreated conversations I’ve had over the years with students whose self-esteem […]

[UPDATED] N.R. POST POLL’S SURPRISE RESULT….

February 12th, 2017

So, my copy of the free weekly North Royalton Post arrived in my mailbox yesterday and, as always I turned to the opinion pages first. The head of the Publisher’s Notebook asks: Is SNL funny or sad? (This column is not yet available online, I’ll post a link ASAP.) Post Publisher Bruce Trogdon writes: What […]

WAS THIS THE GENESIS OF TRUMP 2016…?

October 26th, 2016

The sense that our long national nightmare is only beginning is growing. James Nevius, reporting in Could a third party with actual power be Donald Trump’s next political move? for The Guardian, writes: Back in August, when Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump began consulting with Roger Ailes and hired Breitbart CEO Stephen Bannon to head […]

WIPE HIS FAT ASS WITH THE CONSTITUTION…

October 20th, 2016

[Update at 1100] Mano Singham nailed the moment in the debate when the spectacle started going off the rails. It started when she got a question about what the WikiLeaks release of her campaign’s emails revealed about her views on trade and immigration. After a quick non-substantive response, she pivoted to talking about Russian involvement […]

CUNT, SNATCH, COOTER, SILK PURSE, SPICY…*

October 10th, 2016

*That’s what she said: It must be so hard to make 24 hours of television without saying the words: cunt, snatch, cooter, silk purse, spicy taco, hoohoo,, trim, vajayjay, bearded clam, front bottom, nether region, sin grotto, red lobster, beaver, fur burger, downstairs retreat, honey pot, inner sanctum, yoni, sugar walls, peach blossom, lady treasure, […]

CALL SEAN… WHEN YOUR PIPES ARE FULL OF CRAP…

September 27th, 2016

Then there’s this from Wiley Miller:

FUCK YOU, EXCLAMATION POINT…!

September 21st, 2016

No words. Sorry. I simply have no words. Thankfully, David Sims, writing in Seth Meyers Proves He’s the Anti-Fallon for The Atlantic, does: When Jimmy Fallon talked to Donald Trump on The Tonight Show last week, he ruffled the presidential candidate’s hair. Seth Meyers, the host of Fallon’s former show Late Night, had a slightly […]