Archive for the 'Stephen Colbert The Late Show' Category

AND ON DAY 18…?

August 18th, 2017

THE HOODS ARE OFF IN TRUMP’S WHITE HOUSE…

August 17th, 2017

Let the party begin

THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE AND RATS…

August 16th, 2017

OH… MY… (BEST EVER…!) PRECIOUS…!

July 13th, 2017

WHAT COMEY SAID AND HOW COLBERT REACTED…

June 9th, 2017

THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACY ENDS…

June 7th, 2017

So, this is what I’m readng this morning: …Russian hacking may have penetrated further into U.S. voting systems than was previously understood. It states unequivocally in its summary statement that it was Russian military intelligence, specifically the Russian General Staff Main Intelligence Directorate, or GRU, that conducted the cyber attacks… That’s the lede for Top-Secret […]

BUT, BUT BENGHAZI, WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI…!

May 16th, 2017

From the newspaper that brought us Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein and Deep Throat comes Greg Miller, Greg Jaffe and a source-to-be-code-named-later in Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador. Note that neither in the headline nor the body of the story does The Washington Post uses words like allegedly or reportedly. […]

ATTENDING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FRAT KEGGER…

May 7th, 2017

While House Republicans partied, We The People occupied the barricades to push the barbarians back through the gate and all but nine House Republicans are diving for cover. Adam Gabbatt, writing in Big, angry crowds to fight back against Trumpcare for The Guardian, has the details: After working hard to pass a bill that would […]

LAUGHING SO HARD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES…

April 22nd, 2017

YOU CAN’T TAX A BIG BALL OF ORANGE GAS…

March 14th, 2017

Also Stephen Colbert…

RUNNING THE NUMBERS ON TRUMP’S GREAT WALL…

March 12th, 2017

AS REPUBLICANS THROW THEIR BALLS AWAY…

March 10th, 2017

THE SERIOUS, THE MORE SERIOUS AND THE TRAGIC…

March 1st, 2017

COULD SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE EVER TOP THIS…?

February 17th, 2017

So, I listened to much of President Donald John Trump’s press conference yesterday while I was driving between students and I have never been so fearful for the future of my country as I was then and as I am now. Trump’s performance vividly recreated conversations I’ve had over the years with students whose self-esteem […]

WHITE MEN RULE AND THE REST Y’ALL DROOL…

December 15th, 2016

Well, President-Elect Donald Trump has nominated just two women (Elaine Chao for Secretary of Transportation, No. 13 in the line of succession; and Betsey DeVos for Secretary of Education, No. 15) and one non-white man (Dr. Ben Carson for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, No. 14) to his cabinet. As of this morning, the […]

FALLING BACK CAN SAVE US FROM TUESDAY…!

November 5th, 2016

WIPE HIS FAT ASS WITH THE CONSTITUTION…

October 20th, 2016

[Update at 1100] Mano Singham nailed the moment in the debate when the spectacle started going off the rails. It started when she got a question about what the WikiLeaks release of her campaign’s emails revealed about her views on trade and immigration. After a quick non-substantive response, she pivoted to talking about Russian involvement […]

CUNT, SNATCH, COOTER, SILK PURSE, SPICY…*

October 10th, 2016

*That’s what she said: It must be so hard to make 24 hours of television without saying the words: cunt, snatch, cooter, silk purse, spicy taco, hoohoo,, trim, vajayjay, bearded clam, front bottom, nether region, sin grotto, red lobster, beaver, fur burger, downstairs retreat, honey pot, inner sanctum, yoni, sugar walls, peach blossom, lady treasure, […]

WHITE BREAD VS MAYONNAISE… DEBATE…!

October 5th, 2016

CALL SEAN… WHEN YOUR PIPES ARE FULL OF CRAP…

September 27th, 2016

Then there’s this from Wiley Miller:

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